How do you approach someone else's date ?
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Well, I'm sitting at the bar enjoying my tacos. I actually like the bar area better than the main restaurant because that is where the music is. A couple sits next to me. I immediately notice her. High heals, long legs, long blonde hair, probably b-cups but that bra was pushing them out there so they looked like c or d cups. She was probably mid-20’s and FINE. A real head-turner. Him……… He’s 60+, not good looking at all. I’m thinking if he had to jog a mile, he might have a heart attack. But he was dressed well so he very well could have money. I immediately think this must be an OTC date.
This girl was not only good looking, but she was good at what she was doing. She did not pay anyone else in that place any attention at all. Her arm was always on his side. All of her attention was focused on him. She giggled and laughed at every one of his stupid jokes. She was giving the ultimate GFE.
The entire time I’m thinking to myself, How do I slip this girl my business card ? I want this same action. Do I need to wear a white polyester suit to get her attention ? Or has being in the SC scene so much that I have become jaded to the idea that a 20 something might actually be interested in a 60 something?
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Send the waitress over :)
But I couldn’t find a way to subtly tell her that I would be willing to double his price if she would be my girlfriend the next night. There really is no way to pull that off. At least I couldn’t.
On multiple occasions she would get hit on when we were together. One night it was so bad the bartender apologized not just to her but to me and bought us a couple of rounds of drinks.
Her answer to me when I asked if she needed any help was that she had no intention of leaving my side and that it was Vegas......stuff like that happened to her all the time.
Our age difference was 36 years...............somehow I doubt if she was worth it that she'd accept the approach as anything but an insult.
He's the only agent I know who was able to drive up the price of one of his players by getting a team to negotiate against themselves.
Heh, my first thought would have been "sugarbaby", not OTC. Maybe I've got SA on the brain.
How did he morph into the most cynical and patronizing poster?
DC9428, you can go up to a girl at a 711. If you think she's a hoe tell her you'd like her number coz you want to spoil her. Hoes will always respond to that
I was out with a friend's niece because she wanted to party and auntie sent me along to keep her out of trouble. I was maybe 40 at the time and in a crowded bar with a 24 year old 10. A real 10. Might be the only one I have ever actually met. Cars on the street stopped to hit on her while she was hand in hand with me walking down the sidewalk.
Nothing was going to happen, but she was very flirty with me. In the bar we were at a table. She was latched on to me and we were deep in conversation. MANY guys just hit on her like I wasn't there. Yes, they handed her business cards with hotel room numbers on them! They would bring her drinks! I finally started to tell them to get lost and leave us alone in a not so nice way. She was tired, so she was sitting there with her arm around me and her head on my shoulder. Some were so bold they would actually tell her to ditch me and leave with them. A waiter invited her (just her) to a party after they closed.
Were all these guys just assuming with the age difference I was renting by the hour? Dunno. The way she looked and dressed she could have easily been a very expensive call girl.
So apparently gorgeous women are subject to unwanted advances all the time, no matter if they are with a guy or not. Go for it.
You: Hi my name is Joe, I would like to buy you a drink, what is your favorite drink?
She: Hi, well I don’t know.
You: Don’t you know your favorite drink? What is your name? You should know your name.
She: I am sorry, but I am with someone.
You: How long have you been out with the invisible man?
Him: Hey she is with me, I am here. Why don’t you deal with a man an leave her alone.
You: Well invisible man you can take your drink and go,(at the same time you take his drink and throw in his face)
She: (starts to get up and go)
You: (open your coat and show the 44 magnum in you holster) Baby if you leave now you will break my heart, why don’t you come with me to my place and I will show you my book collection? (And hold her hand and walk with her into the sunset.)
Try it and let me know how it goes.
:)
The history is from an old carton from a southamerican cartoonist the main character is a badass ex-army body guard soldier of fortune type.
Somethings mighty have been lost in the translation and my memory is not that good either.
But it could work.
My comment was more generalized, as it seems that guys can't get out of the concept of the girl maybe being a ho as anything to do with cracking her attention from her date. The better approach is to talk to the guy she is with, and gauging both reactions. If you can parlay better value than him, you can walk away and she will find a way to talk to you when you (for example) go to the rest room and she excuses herself from her date. He won't be the wiser.
She doesn’t get the joke - and has no dirty sense of humor.
You double down and say “If he pushed it in properly - you’d be sitting uncomfortably right now...”
Unwanted by you or them?
Good idea!!! The president does it!
and regular hoes dont? I think sjg got it backwards. You should be treating civilians like hoes. They're all hoes.
Put on a ghillie suit and crawl up be hind her ;)
Most sugar babies do not blink at p4p so the only way you could get her is by offering an arrangement, I don’t know if you have an interest in that.
If you had the chance, the only thing I would suggest is slipping your business card to her and saying something like, “I am very generous, and I am very serious. Please get in touch.”
By “If you had the chance”
I meant, if you catch her alone. I assumed that would be obvious but that’s my bad. :)
- Signed, My trap hoe.