Game at the new club - this works

Gents, the next time you’re at a new club, excepting if you’re a regular, this will work for you to achieve maximum mileage with said dancer at lowest price, guaranteed. It’s the takeaway strategy employed by sales professionals such as my pimp self. So, the dancer will inevitably ask you if you’ve been at the club before and how long ago and blah blah. What you’re going to say to her was that you were at the club a while back six months to two years ago (make up some story), that you liked the facilities and you are giving it a second chance because the first time you were here the girl airdanced. Now, you’re going to want to say this cleverly and without coming across like a pervert (I personally use the shy guy routine where I purposely stutter ai..is..air...air dance) and after you buy the girl a drink and tip the waitress a few extra dollars than normal to let your prey know that you have the means to tip her, even though you’re not going to do that. The game here is that it is now a challenge for the girl to prove herself a better dancer than the fictitious air dancer and she will gladly accept the challenge as she is bored of the routine guys trying to fingerbang her for no extra tip. Congratulations in advance for using this strategy as you have just made her day much more interesting and turned her usual routine into a game of ‘how much better was I than the last girl’ which is a competitive, innate instinct in all dancers. Now then, the last two times I’ve used this, some magical things happened without having to pay VIP prices. Of course, I tipped an extra $20 and they were very thankful, they just happened to enjoy themselves because I wasnt the typical ‘how much and what do I get’ customer. What they don’t realize is yes you were that customer, but you asked for it in a nice way.

So, go try that club you don’t always frequent, and post your results here.