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Comments by JohnSmith69 (page 11)

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    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    The annual John Smith 69 awards...
    You guys could take some lessons from that material in how to write sex stories. But I’m gonna stop reading it now or else I’ll have to go get some tissues.
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    6 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Post pics of your favorite type of stripper outfit
    The only picture that I have of the outfit has the DS in it. So I can’t post. But it’s a black top, zipper going all of the way down the front, looks like leather but the fabric is lighter weight and thinner than real leather. I saw it in a store and insisted that I buy it for her. It became one of her biggest earning outfits.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Liwet
    If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
    Published another review and my VIP date went down a day
    So what?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Mate27
    TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
    Hiliter free dance promotion! Would you go or stay away?
    I’ve never heard of it but I agree this would make for a miserable club visit.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    steeldog65
    I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
    Love SS--not
    Women frequently complain that my dick is so big their mouth hurts after a few minutes of sucking. It’s just a curse that some of us have to live with.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Club Drug Dealer
    gamma, don’t buy weed from strip club drug dealers. The quality is substandard and they are dangerous violent assholes. Traveling to legal states is a much better way to go.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Warrenboy75
    Anywhere in the USA on any given day
    Trump is bad....I hate Trump......we need honest change in DC......so lets bring
    Trump is the most strip club friendly President ever. Sure Clinton fucked an intern and got blow jobs in the Oval Office, all of which is nice, but Trump advocates grabbing women by the pussy.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Club Drug Dealer
    Rick you are thinking about this all wrong. The girls who take the guys drugs will be easy to fuck. Just read the story about my recent front room makeout session. It was all because of the drugs. Girls do stuff on drugs that they wouldn’t do otherwise. Think of it this way. Girls on drugs are like the girls that you love who have their rent due the next day. You can duck them cheap. And it’s easy. I also strongly suspect that the girls taking the guys drugs love white three piece suits. They can’t resist that angelic shine. Go get ‘Em.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    brownguy
    Massachusetts
    Who gives a stripper 6 grand
    I used to pay my DSes $1K per date. So over six dates I paid them six grand. That’s as close as I’ve come.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    What is a stripper's best pole trick?
    My fav pole trick
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Stage side negative comments by Strippers
    If I get up to the stage to tip it means that I like what I see. So she will get more than $1 just based on looks alone. And if she puts on a good stage show with effort and good stage mileage I’ll tip her even more. This system works well for me. I rarely tip $1 because the $1 girls aren’t worth the effort of getting out of my seat. Juice in comparison follows the $1 stage tip system. I don’t know how it’s possibke but most girls love his single dollar bill tips. I’ve seen him get stage raped for one measly dollar. Sadly this particular girl was unable to immediately sense Juice’s overwhelming sexual prowess. It was probably because of drugs.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    doctorevil
    Evil Lair
    Army tells recruiters to stay away from erotic dance clubs
    I sent Trump a text about this outrage. We are on a first name basis since I correctly predicted his election victory. He wrote back and said he’d promptly issue an executive order requiring members of the military to frequent strip clubs and grab ‘em you know where.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    KICK VANTA BLACK OFF THE BOARD
    We need a separate discussion forum that is by invitation only.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    himoverthere
    Missouri
    Best dayshifts in atl
    Saying that follies has “pretty good mileage” is like saying that the ocean is big. It’s true, but a massive understatement.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Body Type within Reviews
    Not to give founder more work but I think FTS has a good idea.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Longball300
    I'll sleep when I'm Dead...😈
    She Seems
    This is the kind of shit that I expect from a wedding DJ but not the photographer.
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    6 years ago
    SuperDude
    Detroit, Michigan
    Today's Triviatoday.com answer to the question, "What island nation has banned
    Radical feminists running a perpetually freezing cold place with no strip clubs. Sounds like hell but worse.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Question 4 my Black Friends
    I’m not black so I can’t answer the question specifically. However, if an attractive woman is willing to suck my dick and let me cum in her mouth, she can call me whatever she wants to.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Darkblue999
    Somewhere in the club
    ATF asking me to meet at a place
    If it were me I’d probably go but I’d take a gun just in case.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    The orangutan sex slave forced to work at a BROTHEL: Perverts paid $3 to sleep w
    How the fuck could a guy be that stupid and desperate. Isn’t sex with monkeys how aids got started?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Liwet
    If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
    Is there a name for the tour that a stripper gives in order to sell you dances a
    I call it the tour that a stripper gives in order to sell you dances at the end. I almost always pass on the tour. It has never been helped me the few times that I’ve said yes.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    High mileage recommendations for Santa Monica / LA?
    I’ll help you out since you seem legit. There are two clubs near Santa Monica that will have hot blonds. 4 Play and Bare Elegance. Both are of expensive. BE probably has higher mileage although I haven’t been to 4 Play lately so it’s hard to compare. COI clubs will not be likely to have the quality of girls that you want except for possibly S Rhino. It’s also a hell of a hike from the coast. I won’t comment on your desire for a blow job because I do not think that sex at specific clubs should be discussed in a public forum.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    The orangutan sex slave forced to work at a BROTHEL: Perverts paid $3 to sleep w
    Sounds like bullshit to me. That animal could kill any guy who tried to put his dick in her.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    PaulDrake
    Off again on again PL
    PaulDrake's Introductory Guide to Getting A Hair Transplant (in Tijuana)
    I can understand going to Mexico for a cheap prostitute but not for a cheap medical procedure. Even something that seems routine or cosmetic can leave you dead. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6386409/Dallas-woman-brain-dead-traveling-Mexico-138-nose-job.html
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    6 years ago
    PutaTester
    West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
    Message from a TJ ATF about the border
    Somebody text Trump and inform him that all of this bullshit is keeping American men from getting to their Mexican whores. He won't let us down.