Posts by Clackport

There was a recent discussion on whether you like breasts feeling hard/firm or soft. What about the ass? I'm an ass fan. When girls work out their ass, their ass gets harder and firmer. I'm a fan of girls getting in…

Does anyone else get turned on like me when a dancer hugs you after she gives you lap dances with her clothes still off?

Just tell the dancer you're a "musician". Saying drug dealer will also work.

Overall dancer quality and mileage has gone down in Portland over the past few years. It's time I can get back with the black girls aka sistas. I know usually you'll see good value for your money with your dances…

I don't what to fuck to name this thread, so untitled it is! Imagine this guy who's in his mid 20's. He absolutely loves women. He thinks they're the greatest creation on planet Earth. He meets women at strip clubs, nightclubs,…

Some of you like to make fun of JohnSmith for his DS concept, but I know where's he coming from. He's saying his girl is a DS for him, not necessarily everyone else. That being said have you ever had a…

So locally the dancer quality has been going downhill. I have a CF, but she's been real flaky lately. All of this was leading me thinking of taking a few months off from clubbing. However the other night I met…

First of all I'm wondering what are your strategies for lasting longer in bed? My girl told me about a soccer player she used to be with, and she said he could last for 5 hours. Holy shit that made…

I'll be in LA next week, it will be my third time there this year, but I still can't figure out the LA clubs. I'm looking for a club that has: good mileage, not crazy expensive, good looking girls that…

Anytime someone mentions fucking girls, Jester assumes they are bullshitting because he don't get pussy, therefore he assumes no one else gets pussy. I think us TUSCLers should help Jester find his first girl to fuck. We should raise 400…

A lot of my previous relationships have ended because I cheated on the girl I was with. It was frustrating because the girls I was with were decent looking, but I couldn't stop myself from cheating. I just love sex…

Judging by the JohnSmith DS thread, we all have different tastes in women. What I want to know is who are the top 3 hottest women in entertainment to you right now? Not top three of all time, top 3 right…