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Clackport

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349 posts by Clackport

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Most popular stripper wear right now

What are you seeing a lot of strippers wear nowadays? In my area, a lot of strippers are wearing black stockings. It could be a corset with stockings, bustier with stockings, teddy with stockings, bra with stockings etc. The main ingredient…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 19

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I trust you

What's the biggest sign of trust a stripper has ever shown you? For me, there was this stripper I had gotten dances from once on a previous visit. Flash forward to this visit and I was tipping her on stage along…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 47

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Club Recommendations

Let's say you have someone who comes to your city for the first time, and they can only go to one strip club in the city. What club would you recommend them to go? What city do you live in? For me,…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 40

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Stripper Outfits

I am a huge fan of a lot of the different outfits that strippers wear. Which one of these is your favorite? There's two pages. www.lingeriediva.com/dancewear

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 17

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Daytime Clubbing

A recent change in my work schedule makes it so now I can only club in the afternoons and early evenings. 99% of my club visits have been at night, I wonder if I should just give up strip clubbing…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 34

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Native American Dancers

I just realized that I've known like 7 Native American dancers, and all of them were smoking hot, with one of them being my ATF (to be fair though, none of them were 100% Native American). Do y'all like Native…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 19

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Seeing/knowing strippers outside the club

I'm not talking about OTC fun or anything like that. I'm talking about running into a stripper you know outside the club, or knowing a stripper outside the club before she started stripping. Does anyone have any good run ins? I have…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 12

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The looks of your ideal woman

If you put all the attributes you like (in looks) to make your ideal woman, what would they be? Be descriptive please. For me, she would be 5 foot 6, dark long hair, tan skin, beautiful face, exotic looking, nice full…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 22

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What makes a good fuck?

To you, what makes a girl good in the bedroom? For me, it's riding my dick like a pro, and when I'm giving it to her, she's not just lying there expecting me to do all the work.

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 12

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Piercings

What do you guys think about piercings on strippers and girls in general? Like it? Hate it? It makes no difference? For me, there are some piercings I like, there are some I hate, and there are some that make no…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 74 29

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Kissing and the art of kissing

When I get a lapdance, my favorite thing is not sex (I prefer sex OTC). My favorite thing during a lapdance is kissing. Unfortunately I haven't received a lot of kissing in lapdances in my strip clubbing career. I've been…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 37

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Where are the hot girls?

In the area you live, where do you see the most hot girls? Strip clubs? Nightclubs? Bars? Work? School? Beaches? Mall? Other? I live in the Portland area, and I would probably have to say strip clubs. I know seeing naked…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 35

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Hottest women currently (in your opinion)

Right now who are the three hottest women to you? They have to be at least semi-famous, models, actresses, pornstars, singers etc. This is not a lifetime achievement award, they have to be hot in your right now, not 20…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 29

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Broke off engagement/bareback sex

If you remember a little over a month ago I told you about my engagement. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31091 Well after thinking about it and getting some advice from lots of people (including Corvus), I decided to break it off. I…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 42

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I'm done

Well damn it I got engaged last night, and she's not a stripper lol :) I told her about my strip club escapades. I promised her I'm done with strip clubbing. She is allowing me to go to the strip…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 47

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The last time

When was the last time you got a stripper's phone number? I used to be into that in my earlier days, but the lack of super hot strippers in my area, the stripper shit/flakeyness, most of the time getting the number…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 21

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Hottest women

In all of your travels, which city had the hottest women? I'm not talking about strippers specifically, I'm just talking about the women in general. I've been to LA, Vegas, Seattle, Houston, Dallas etc. I would have to say Houston had…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 37

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From the real world to the strip club

Have you ever seen a civilian outside the club and wish you could see what she looks like in a stripper outfit in the strip club? There is this girl at my work that is exactly my type (beautiful face, tan,…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 21

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The Underground King of TUSCL

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=278496 This guy doesn't post on the discussion board, but if you read the daily TUSCL reviews, then you know about him. His reviews are classic and legendary. I think he would add something new and fresh to the discussion board…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 10

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Love vs lust vs caring deeply

I know we throw around being in love with strippers frequently (especially me lol). In reality most of the time it's not love, it's just lust or just caring deeply for that person. I don't believe in love at first…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 39

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Getting your nipples sucked

We always talk about sucking tits, so let's switch it around. Has a dancer ever sucked your nipples? Do you like it? In your personal life does your girlfriend or wife suck your nipples in the bedroom? I've had my nipples…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 7 32

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I have a crush on you

I've been thinking about this question for a week or so, and then I saw Rockstar say somewhere he has a crush on his ATF, and I saw Clubber's celebrity crush thread, so I decided to post this. I've had a…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 25

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The #1 strip club for hottest dancers

Based on your travels, which club would get the title as the #1 strip club in the world (or U.S.) for hottest dancers? Out of these clubs below, any of you TUSCLers been to all or the majority of them within…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 21 17

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Friends With Benefits.....With A Stripper

Slick's recent discussion thread about his friends with benefits stripper that went to medical school inspired this topic. Do any of you TUSCLers have or have had a friends with benefits relationship with a stripper? I've had a couple, but it's very…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 41 20

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What would you do?

I dated this one stripper for a year. She is beautiful, doesn't do drugs, doesn't do extras etc. I would say she's probably the highest earner at her club, she made a little over 125K last year. She has a…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 57
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