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Clackport

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349 posts by Clackport

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My system on bagging strippers!!!!!!!!

It has been always said if you want to date a stripper in the traditional sense: •she needs to be attracted to you •a big dick helps •you need to treat her with respect (don't treat her like a stripper) •don't spend money on…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 39

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The ass and tits test

If you had to choose, would you rather have a girl with no ass (flat pancake ass) and perfect tits, or a girl with no tits (mosquito bite titties/ A cup) and a perfect ass? I'm taking the girl with no…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 47

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Very tough hypothetical

Let's say you were offered back all the money you've ever spent in a strip club, on the condition that you will never set foot in a strip club again. Would you take the deal? It's tough for me, but I think…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 37

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Musicians referencing specific strip clubs in songs

In a recent song rapper Drake says, "Second floor at Tootsie's getting shoulder rubs". At first people didn't know if he was talking about a restaurant or the strip club in Miami, but then a couple of reps from the…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 6 20

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What is your kryptonite in the strip club?

Mine is a nice juicy ass. What say you?

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 50

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If she wants a dance from you....Fill in the blank

If you're gonna get a lapdance from a girl, she can't have blank. For me it's a flat ass. To this day I believe I've only gotten a dance from one girl that had a flat ass (she ended up being…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 35

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So you think you want to date a stripper

I've dated a few in the past, so let me give some advice to people thinking of going down that road •What she does ITC I think that's the number one concern for people dating strippers, what is she doing ITC? Does…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 27

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Dayshift vs nighshift

This topic has been discussed many times before, and I used to prefer night shift, but now I prefer day shift (4-6pm is when I go). At night two of my favorite local clubs have pretty looking dancers, but the mileage…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 20

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Dancers always looking for regulars

Lately when I've gotten dances from girls I haven't danced with before, they usually ask for my number afterwards. I have quite a collection of dancer numbers now. It's good to see some dancers have a good business sense, and…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 38

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Dancer compliments

When a dancer tells you, "you're cute", do you let that shit get to your head and actually believe them? Lately I've been getting that a lot from dancers. While I'm not a bad looking guy, I just think that's a…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 43

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Does experience beat youth?

Yesterday I fucked this 35 year old MILF that was one of the best fucks I've ever had. It got me thinking about the other women I've fucked that were over the age of 30, the majority of those were…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 11

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OT: Dealings with famous people

Have you ever had dealings with any famous people? I'm not talking about seeing a celebrity in the strip club, or getting a autograph at a concert. There was a girl named Neveen on the reality show "Bad Girls Club". http://thebadgirlsclubshow.wikia.com/wiki/Neveen_Ismail She actually…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 33

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CF: Two parts

What do you look for when you try to find a CF? Looks? Mileage? Both? Other? And then, on a scale of 1-10 in looks if you have a CF, what is she? And what kind of mileage do you get…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 20

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OT: in shape

I work out frequently (4-5 days a week), and I don't do it because I want to. I do it strictly for the ladies. If girls never existed, I would eat hamburgers and pizzas all day and be 300 pounds.…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 48

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Missed OTC opportunities

We all have OTC's that don't plan out, but do you have any missed OTC opportunities that you still think about today? I do. A few years I was in Vegas, and on my last night there I went to Sapphire…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 12

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Favorite breast size

What's your preferred size for breasts? Mine is B cup with C cup coming in close second place. I don't like them too big, but at the same time I need something to hold on to and suck, so A cup…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 44

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Breadwinner

This is a little off topic, but in today's society what is considered a good salary for a man that has a wife and kids? Basically the man is the breadwinner in this situation. I was thinking six figures, but then…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 60

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Regrets

Ever had any major regrets in the strip club? Of course we've all had times when we've wished we got the number of a stripper when she disappears. One time a few years ago a absolutely gorgeous stripper comes over and sits…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 11 31

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Every once in a while she'll find a good guy

A couple of nights ago I heard another abusive unemployed boyfriend story from a dancer, and it made me realize I've never seen or heard a dancer ever be in a relationship with a good guy with a good job…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 27

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Who does your CF/ATF look like?

Mine looks like exactly like singer Cassie. This is why she is still my CF even though she flaked on me the past two times. artimagesfrom.com/cassie-ventura-hot/www.celebs101.com*gallery*Cassie_Ventura*240946*Cassie_Ventura_Picture.jpg/

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 43

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How do I maneuver this?

Check out this thread for reference. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35526 Basically I saw someone who works with me dancing in the strip club last week (she is in the 8.5 to 9 range). Her best friend (I've known her for a long time) was…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 14

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What are you? (on a scale of 1-10)

We always rate girls, but let's switch it around. On a scale of 1-10 based on looks what would girls rate you? Be truthful This should be interesting

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 64

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Love vs Having Fun

I'm a young guy in my 20's, and I really love women. Right now almost every day of the week (whether it be a gym, nightclub, bar, school, work etc), I try to find new girls to fuck. My motto…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 22

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Standards of fucking

I'm a young guy. I find myself not wanting to fuck anyone below a 8. Even with the 8's, after I fuck her once I'm tired of her. I don't know why my standards are so fucking high. I need…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 45

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Awkward to say the least

Last night I went to a local strip club and I saw a stripper in there that I work with. Yikes! It was a little more awkward for her than it was for me. She said half jokingly she would…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 33
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