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Clackport

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349 posts by Clackport

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I'm in Papi_Chulo mode

I've been on a bit of a SC binge the past few weeks. The sad thing is that it has been flat asses all over the strip clubs I have been to recently. I'm going to go in Papi_Chulo mode. Whenever…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 16

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Halfway there

I'm halfway to my goal of 100 different clubs visited/reviewed. Geez I go to strip clubs too much lol. Did any of you visit at least 50 different strip clubs by the age of 27?

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 17

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Best overall strip club in the United States!

Let's have a discussion on which is the overall best strip club in the country. My parameters are combining value, mileage, and dancer quality. Follies comes to mind right away, but I hear the dancer quality is not great there, I…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 42 69

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Italians

I'm into really into white girls, and I live in a city where the vast majority of the people are white. So, before I even step into a strip club, it's a given that I won't be into at least…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 20

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Which would give you the quickest hard on?

Seeing a hot stripper: nude, wearing a policewoman outfit, or wearing spandex/yoga pants. Nude would probably be the answer for most of you. Last night though I was at the gym, and I saw a couple decent looking ladies with nice…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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Video Vixens

The proper wikipedia definition of video vixens https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_vixen I remember as a kid seeing these girls in the hip hop videos and being so turned on. Not only did they have out of this world ass and tits, but their faces were…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 20

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Top 3 hottest women in your city

Currently who are the top three hottest women that live in your city that you know of? When I say know, I don't mean seeing a girl one time at a mall, and it also doesn't have to be you being…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 31

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Dealing with rejection

I like most of you if I really like a dancer, I'll get her number. It might be to set up OTC, or it could just be to know when she's working etc. If you ask for her number, and she…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 35

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OT: Neck tattoos

Lately, I've seen quite a few female civilians with tattoos on the back of their necks. Is that the new trend or something? Why do they do that? Do they think it looks good? Thoughts

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 17

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Ass: Hard or Soft?

There was a recent discussion on whether you like breasts feeling hard/firm or soft. What about the ass? I'm an ass fan. When girls work out their ass, their ass gets harder and firmer. I'm a fan of girls getting in…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 14

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Hugging you in the nude

Does anyone else get turned on like me when a dancer hugs you after she gives you lap dances with her clothes still off?

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 21

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Guaranteed way to get free OTC

Just tell the dancer you're a "musician". Saying drug dealer will also work.

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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Black dancers in Portland?

Overall dancer quality and mileage has gone down in Portland over the past few years. It's time I can get back with the black girls aka sistas. I know usually you'll see good value for your money with your dances…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 8

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Untitled

I don't what to fuck to name this thread, so untitled it is! Imagine this guy who's in his mid 20's. He absolutely loves women. He thinks they're the greatest creation on planet Earth. He meets women at strip clubs, nightclubs,…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 12

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The Dream Stripper aka DS

Some of you like to make fun of JohnSmith for his DS concept, but I know where's he coming from. He's saying his girl is a DS for him, not necessarily everyone else. That being said have you ever had a…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 24

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She used to work in a coffee shop

So locally the dancer quality has been going downhill. I have a CF, but she's been real flaky lately. All of this was leading me thinking of taking a few months off from clubbing. However the other night I met…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 16

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Sex and everything about it

First of all I'm wondering what are your strategies for lasting longer in bed? My girl told me about a soccer player she used to be with, and she said he could last for 5 hours. Holy shit that made…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 43

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What's up with the LA clubs?

I'll be in LA next week, it will be my third time there this year, but I still can't figure out the LA clubs. I'm looking for a club that has: good mileage, not crazy expensive, good looking girls that…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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Collection fund for jester214

Anytime someone mentions fucking girls, Jester assumes they are bullshitting because he don't get pussy, therefore he assumes no one else gets pussy. I think us TUSCLers should help Jester find his first girl to fuck. We should raise 400…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 28

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OT: A change for the better

A lot of my previous relationships have ended because I cheated on the girl I was with. It was frustrating because the girls I was with were decent looking, but I couldn't stop myself from cheating. I just love sex…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 15

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We all have different tastes.....in women.

Judging by the JohnSmith DS thread, we all have different tastes in women. What I want to know is who are the top 3 hottest women in entertainment to you right now? Not top three of all time, top 3 right…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 57

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You better tip her afterwards

What's the best mileage you've ever gotten in a lapdance? I'm not talking about VIP, just a lapdance. Mine might be tame compared to some of you guys, but a couple of instances come to mind. One time at a club in…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 26

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Making Love vs Having Sex

Are you more of a making love kind of person, or are you more of the strictly fucking kind of person? I'm definitely more of the making love kind of person. Although sometimes I do like hard fast pounding sex. Thoughts?

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 18

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How do you like your pussy?

Shaved? Bush? Landing Strip? Bikini Line? I'll take shaved, but I don't mind Landing Strip.

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 38

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Kitty piercing

Like it? Love it? Hate it? Indifferent about it? I remember a few years ago not a lot of girls were doing it, but now at any strip club I go, there will be at least one girl that has her…

ClackportElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 25
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