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Clackport

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349 posts by Clackport

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Favorite sexual acts

What are your favorite sexual acts (in order)? Choices: A. DATY B. Tittyfuck C. Anal sex D. BBBJ E. HJ F. Eating asshole (you doing it to her and/or she doing it to you) G. Vaginal sex With me it's G, D, A, B, C, E, F I've never ate…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 32

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ITC DFK/LFK with hotties

In your strip club career ITC how many strippers who are at least a 9 (in your opinion) have you had some kissing with? With me it's 6 girls. What say you?

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 31

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Translating stripperspeak

So I texted this stripper that I might come visit her at her club tonight. She responded, "what time were you thinking of stopping by? If you want we can grab a drink outside of work and a dance in…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 47

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Strip Clubs vs the Civilian World

Sometimes when I'm traveling, and I wanna try out strip clubs in that city, I of course check out the reviews. The reviews might say so and so club has the hottest girls for the city. You check out the…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 32

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On top....but no sex

I haven't really participated in extras, but a couple times in VIP with a couple different girls I've had fun being on top of them kissing them all over, but my pants staying on. Portland isn't a extras city, so…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 15

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OT: Favorite TV show

I don't have too much time for TV with work, school, and girls occupying most of my time, but I always try to catch First Take on ESPN2 in the mornings. Skip Bayless and Stephen A Smith are pretty entertaining.…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 32

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Phoenix

I'm moving to Phoenix in August for a new career opportunity. I need some Intel on Phoenix. First of all is the heat unbearable there? How do you Phoenix residents deal with the heat? I won't have a car when I…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 35

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Favorite dancer on TUSCL of all time

There have been some dancers that have brought some good insight to TUSCL over the years. Stiletto25, fetish_dancer, duomaxwell, diva1975, poledancer, rachelmmm, just to name a few. Who is your favorite of all time? I'm gonna have to go with duomaxwell. She…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 43

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You might have just made her night

What's the most you've spent ITC in one night on one dancer? I spent around 400 bucks two different times on two different dancers. First time was five or six years ago when I was still relatively new to strip clubbing.…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 45

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Keeping in touch

Do any of you ever keep in touch (text, call, email, etc) with your ATFs or CFs when they move on from stripping or when they move? I don't, but I was thinking of texting my ATF to see what's going…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 24

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OT: She has a boyfriend

So I've been hanging out with this girl (not a stripper). We've gone to the movies a couple of times, we hang out frequently. She's pretty cool (or so I thought). Anyways, I ask her to be my girl, but…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 28

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Rate this local stripper part 2

First of all, shoutout to JamesSD for his cool thread on this the other day. I jacked his idea lol. This stripper works at one of my favorite clubs in LA (Sam's Hofbrau). Thoughts? ink361.com/app/users/ig-448313237/sams_hofbrau/photos/ig-968475207581998079_448313237

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 34

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OT: Hot pussy at work

Think back to the two hottest girls you've ever worked with or worked in the same building. 1. On a scale of 1-10, what is she? 2. Did you ever try making moves on her? There was this 9.5 that worked in the…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 22

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Make it rain/tipping

What's the most amount of money (estimate) you've tipped or made it rain on stage for one song? I'm not a make it rain guy, but I think I made it rain 50 bucks one time. My ATF was furious at…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 64

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How to tell who will give a good performance and who will be a R.O.B.

Recently I was at this club where supposedly some of the girls give extras in the VIP. I was getting some 20 buck dances from this one girl, and they were great. Full 2 way contact, LFK, she took my…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 12

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Current favorite

What is your current favorite club and why? Mine is Sam's Hofbrau in Los Angeles. Lots of hot Latinas with big juicy asses (some of them fake), $10 good contact dances, party atmosphere. Thoughts?

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 26

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Rickyboy strikes again

So I was in LA this weekend. There was a club I was thinking of checking out, and I noticed that Rickdugan had done a review of that club. I PMed him asking him what he thought of the club.…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 34

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$10 dances

How many of you have $10 dollar full contact dances at one of your local clubs? Does $10 dances put more pressure on you to tip for the dances when you're asking for change back from the dancer? Because let's face…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 24

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TUSCLers

I've been on TUSCL for almost six years, and I haven't met any TUSCLers. In the next two weeks, I will have met three or four well known TUSCLers. It's weird how that works lol. How many TUSCLers have you met/clubbed

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 58

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Does she pass the test?

Say you're in a club that offers 20 buck nude dances (amount of contact is YMMV depending of which girl it is). You're not in the mood for VIP, you just maybe want to get some dances, but you're not…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 15

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Definitions

What are the definitions to you of: low mileage, mid mileage, high mileage, very high mileage, ultra high mileage? Thoughts?

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 21

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Los Angeles here I come

I'll be in LA in a few weeks. The last time I was in LA I checked out 4 Play, Bare Elegance by the airport and Plan B. Which clubs in LA have the best combination of dancer quality, mileage,…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 57

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Is being young a disadvantage in the strip clubs?

I have heard strippers say they don't approach the young customers (generally under 30), for a few reasons including: the young people are more handsy and disrespectful, they are less likely to buy a dance, if they do buy a…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 10 36

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"You're so cute"

Do y'all pretty much think it's stripper shit when strippers tell you that you are cute? How often do you get it? The vast majority of strippers that tell me I'm cute put the word so before cute, I guess to…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 46

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Hot girls and phone numbers

How many phone numbers of girls/women who are a 9 or better (strippers and civilians) do you have in your phone? How many of those girls do you communicate with regularly? With me I've never deleted the number of a really…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 21
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