Posts by Clackport
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Happy medium
Like most of you, I don't like overpriced dances (I think $40 is overpriced). At the same time I would feel uncomfortable paying $5 for a lapdance, I think that's way too low, and it kind of feels like having…
48 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(seaboardrr)
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Changed lapdance expectations
When I first started strip clubbing, I was satisfied with one way contact, I just didn't want a air dance. Over time my expectations changed to two way contact, and I was not satisfied with one way contact.
Fast forward to…
31 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
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I'm a musician
That's how I get these strippers to fall in love in with me, I tell them I'm a musician. We all know strippers love the unemployed musicians lol. If you like hip hop music, here are some songs I've made.
www.soundcloud.com/pnemesis
Enjoy
44 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Icee Loco (asshole))
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Interesting situation: I need some advice.
I've told this story before, but I went into a strip club and I saw a co worker of mine dancing. It was a little awkward in the beginning obviously. We weren't necessarily good friends, but we were friendly towards…
28 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Clackport)
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My definition of a perfect ass
https://instagram.com/p/9ol_OstbS7/?taken-by=telliswift
Thoughts?
48 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Clubber)
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OT: I need a favor from my fellow TUSCLers
We all have hobbies. One of my hobbies is to rap, and things have been taking off recently. There is this music chart that tracks the upcoming artists, and I'm on there. My stage name is P-Nemesis, and my song…
53 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Clackport)
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Walking the dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waU75jdUnYw
I guess you have to have a YouTube account to see that link (1:44-1:48). Apparently that move is called walking the dog. I've seen a few dancers do it on stage, and I absolutely love it. That is a guaranteed…
14 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(rh48hr)
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OT: Shoe attire
What do you like wearing on your feet?
I pretty much just roll with Jordans, Nikes, Timberland boots, and I have a couple of dress shoes for the nightclubs.
What say you?
36 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Clubber)
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Strippers and school
I had this fuckbuddy relationship with this stripper for some months. She recently started school for her MBA, and now she's not returning my texts (probably too busy, she also has a full time job). It was fun while it…
59 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Missionary)
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Hot or not?
I guess she works at the new Ace of Diamonds club in LA. She's been in some hip hop videos. She is probably a little thicker than what I usually go for, but I would love to try to handle…
43 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Supremeruler)
