Posts by Clackport

We have all had some missed OTC opportunities, but is there any of them that you still think about today? For me it's: •Strippers calling me late night for late night love (3 or 4 am) after…

You ever notice that with a lot of strippers, they're in long ass relationships (at least 5 years)? What does that tell you about strippers and dating?

I'm in the strip club right now, and this 250 pound fugly stripper has been posted up on my lap for the past 15 minutes engaging in conversation. She's gonna crush my bones! I don't…

I'll try not to make this too long. I've told this story, but I need to tell it again for context. Me and this female co worker were friendly towards each other. We weren't hanging out…

With the new rankings thing on your profile, it says how many props you have. I was looking through a lot of you guys's profiles today (I'm at home sick, and I have nothing to…

Why do you strip club customers hate on me? Is it because you want my girlfriend's pussy? You have to pay for it, and I get it for free. Call me a loser, but really I'm living the…

Like most of you, I don't like overpriced dances (I think $40 is overpriced). At the same time I would feel uncomfortable paying $5 for a lapdance, I think that's way too low, and it…

When I first started strip clubbing, I was satisfied with one way contact, I just didn't want a air dance. Over time my expectations changed to two way contact, and I was not satisfied with…

That's how I get these strippers to fall in love in with me, I tell them I'm a musician. We all know strippers love the unemployed musicians lol. If you like hip hop music, here…