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Comments by bumrubber

  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    DFK in VIP
    I might be wondering "elsewhere" it's been...
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Are DC area clubs really that bad?
    She's hot enough for Sapphire and probably anywhere, and prefers no-touch. The main thing is whether the money is there. We also like couples-friendly clubs to go to, not to get dances together but just no bad attitude. And I need to entertain some business associates, in a "classier" club.
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    12 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    I've Finally Seen The Light
    If I have regrets in life, one of them is not going for all the sex I could have had. So go for it. But don't get messed up with strippers. Especially if you're still in your 20s, there are plenty of hot accountants, lawyers, hairdressers and retail clerks who will screw you to the ceiling, without all the Springer-esque bullshit.
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Why are some strip clubs packed late at night?
    I think shadowcat's right. Also, less chance of being seen by the more straight-laced friends and family.
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    12 years ago
    tempest666
    Tesla Crowley
    Fake or Natural?
    Natural but perky which usually means smaller but not always. The great loves of my life were A-cups, but I've been with and enjoyed the whole gamut. However there are some beautifully done fakes out there,
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Cougar hunting.
    A lot of them are younger than me now. I never really went looking but I have been caught. In my md-20s I had a group of friends who hung out at a friend's apartment. Over a couple of years I wound up with a roommate and a neighbor in their mid 30s, both hot. I was hitting the neighbor for nooners almost every day for about 2 months.
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    12 years ago
    On the flloor kitty play
    Yup, they're doing it out on the main floor to try to sell VIP. I think they spill drinks in their crotch to show you how "wet" they are too. I can't believe they're not worried about catching something. Then again some aren't too bright, or straight and sober.
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    12 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is the smallest strip club you know of ?
    Jumbo's Clown Room!
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    LA clubs - downtown or near Metro
    lopaw, Yup, and the finish of the big bike race too (Amgen Tour of California). That's why we're taking the train in.
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    12 years ago
    LA clubs - downtown or near Metro
    inno, Not so concerned about walking through ghetto as the clubs themselves. Some are just gross. Good tip on the vans and Dash though. I never think "cab" but with a group it would be OK. lopaw, Didn't find much on zbone, partly because the site is SO INSUFFERABLY SLOW...
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    12 years ago
    Hot bartenders
    In the SCs I've been to, most of the bartenders are ugly and surly (stripper-has-beens), the waitresses too young and not very interesting (strippers-to-be). A lot of the bartenders are asshole guys, probably managers hogging the cash for themselves.
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    12 years ago
    "One & Done" or More?
    I get in trouble if I don't save 'em all for my girlfriend. She gets antsy if I'm "below par."
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    A stripper dating service? (A serious one.)
    rogertex: yes the girls would be carefully chosen, through M's personal network. Everyone could get a credit check, not for net worth or income but to screen for sketchiness - ie, have they run up credit cards and been bankrupt more than once? gmd: it would be about dating a "person" but those persons happen to be strippers. Pricing is open for debate. It could be monthly, with or without an upfront fee, whatever works. There are plenty of guys in their 30s-50s with money to spend for this kind of thing. It does have to be worthwhile for the operator, say a couple of thousand a month for what would be a part-time job for her. And yes, dancers do meet dateable guys at work, but usually draw the line at customers or co-workers (most guys who work in SCs are lowlifes). The girls would gladly pay too. I've met some of these ladies and except for their job and maybe some past issues - no worse than "civilian" women - they're definitely dateable.
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    12 years ago
    OT: Cheerleaders of the 2012 NCAA Sweet 16
    When I was a freshman I had a thing with a 21 year old cheerleader who was a fucking animal. Since then I've gone for the athletic ones. Big boobs don't match fit bodies.
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    12 years ago
    Rate the Hottie Results of Rounds 1-10
    I have to agree with #1. She looks a lot like my GF, but skinnier, with oversized boobs. They could be sisters. Lady Gaga could be their less curvy cousin.
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    12 years ago
    How much could you reasonably spend in one night?
    I'd probably get all the girls and customers together for naked Twister or strip poker or something. Whatever it cost. Anything to make a bunch of sad strippers laugh and give a bunch of lonely guys a great bar story. And of course get a bunch of T&A.
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Porn makes strippers get boob jobs. Article.
    I dated a girl once who had an amazing body, with perfect C cups that stuck straight out with no support. Stripper boobs already, but they were natural. At the time she was 24-25. She got them blown up to DDs, then gained weight to match, then her face wasn't looking so great so she had her lips done, etc. Now she's ~35 and looks like a scary 55 year old barfly. I ran into her at a local restaurant with my GF, who was amazed they were the same age. Actually both of them were!
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    A hottie from the past. She is a 10 in my book.
    A hottie indeed. IIRC the first major celeb to be known for a modern bikini body, ie, lean and tight compared the big boobed blubbery icons before her. Even Kate Winslet was considered "beautiful for a chubby girl," and she's way thinner than Marilyn Monroe, etc. BB was a turning point in the beauty ideal, IMO.
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    12 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Which do you prefer?
    I enjoy random makeout sessions but not with strippers in SCs. That scares the hell out of me.
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    12 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    SEX IN THE CLUB
    Not just Germany, I've seen plenty in regular nightclubs in the US. A couple of times in SCs, right out in the open too. And once, it did get stopped. Bouncers lifted the girl off the patron, and carried her into the back, while the guy was left slouching on the bench with his dick sticking up like a flagpole. Two more bouncers picked him up and carried him out too, pants dragging from his feet.
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    12 years ago
    Strippet REJECTION
    Exactly the body type I like, whatever color... Confidence, girl, confidence!
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    12 years ago
    Ever had a lap dance that was too rough?
    One girl who I love to hang out with and is hotter than hell never gets dances from me - I feel like she'd grind my dick off. She's quite the veteran so she should know better. And she is really, really hot, one of the hottest if not THE hottest at a large club.
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    12 years ago
    Half Century Tour
    CA,NV,AZ,WA,BC,SC,FL,WV I travel for business and spend several weeks in a place. I've been to a lot of other places but not their SCs.
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    12 years ago
    How to turn strippers on during LDs
    For real, some actually have a fetish for money. Or drugs.
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    12 years ago
    I'd date a Pornstar, but not a Stripper!
    How many pornstars have you met?