Comments by dudeanonymous

In a word, no. I've actually had a couple dancers ask me about TUSCL and I've feigned ignorance. I think one favorite suspected that I had described her in a review.

I've seen it a few times. The last time, I was sitting at the tip rail in a club one slow Sunday night when a girl came on stage who had no idea what she was doing. I gave her a mercy tip because she was cute, and she told me she that this was her audition. She was very, very nervous and said that she didn't think she could ever work up the courage to get on stage again. Never saw her after that.

She accepted my sugar daddy offer. I set her up in an apartment, bought her a car, and give her $100/day spending money. For this I get to take her shopping three days a week! I'm hoping soon I can convince her to go out to dinner with me.

I make it a point to ask a dancer about her dance style before I get a dance. If she won't accommodate slow and sensual, I'm not buying. I've had too many girls try to pound a hole in my lap. Only once have I had a dancer sell me on sensual and then end up giving me the fast and furious treatment. Then it was one and done.

@farmerart: You should concentrate on drilling the less expensive holes.

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1. Face - Bonus points for pretty eyes, extended eye contact, and a smile. 2. Breasts - They don't need to be huge, but should be perky and in proportion to the rest of her body. 3. Personality - If the first two are a go, I want to talk to her. 4. Skin - Smooth, relatively unblemished, the fewer tats and piercings the better. 5. Hips - Excessively large hips are a turn off. 6. Ass - In proportion to everything else. No junk trunks.

What was the "SC related doctor visit" for? Severe lapdick?

lopaw is exactly right. I've had a few dancers try to play me this way, but NOT FOR SEVEN HOURS. Find another girl. Return to the potential ATF the next time if she is available. If not, move on. Repeat as necessary.

Mine: None Anyone who posts crap here is easy enough to ignore without resorting to a filter. Even Dougster occasionally says something entertaining or enlightening. I sometimes think about applying the ignore button to spammers, but they usually go away quickly.

Isn't "pogonophobia" the fear of pogo sticks?

Betty White (110)

Know how much you have in your pocket. Don't do anything to exceed that amount. No credit cards, no ATM card. Learned my lesson on this years ago and haven't ran over since.

Do you ever wonder what STDs she has deposited on your uncovered penis?

Doh! Might I suggest: 37: Given the alcohol I've seen some consume, a new liver.

37. A sugar daddy

This mind is is not inquiring, and really doesn't want to know.

Five minimum. I will occasionally go to less if that's all there is in the area. But thanks to TUSCL I know an eye-candy-only place before I walk in.

So far, the trolls and spammers are easy enough to ignore. Those that take the bait are only feeding their egos and encouraging them. If you ignore them, they will go away when they don't get the attention they seek.

"I text back I have been nothing but good to you and the only time you want anything to do with me is when you need money so go sell your stank ass. Not heard from her since." What I find incredible is the fact that you apparently EXPECTED to hear from her again.

Reviews of bad clubs are as valuable as reviews of good clubs. I wish more TUSLers would post reviews of their bad experiences. Warn your brothers!

@sam: I've seen at lest two of the girls on the web site at Platinum Plus Columbia, but it's been awhile.

14%. Many of those before I became a TUSCL member. Some of the ones I've been to in the current Top 100 I would not go out of my way to visit again.

No. Twice I've been asked about TUSCL by dancers and replied, "What's that?"

I always stop at the men's room BEFORE I get a dance, wash my hands, and pop a mint or a Listerine breath strip. Post dance, repeat.