Your #1 Woman

Oh man!

Tera Patrick, 40 Christina Aguilera (before the baby), 40

Morgan Fairchild 69 Christy Brinkley 69

I'm so shallow. Love the temp avatar :))

sc,

Some fine fellow passed that picture along to me when I was up in South Carolina. :)

BTW, good choices!

Alright, I'll play along

Jessica Burciaga 25 (If you don't know who she is, google her NOW!) Jennifer Love Hewitt 25 (Ever seen the movie Heartbreakers?)

can't argue with salma hayek ... she would have to mine too ... 39 also from films monica belucci and from 'other' films sofia lomelli

GV,

I know who she is now!

Heather Locklear 50 Ashley Judd 50

I agree with those who said Salma Hayek. She's one of my honorable mentions. Just watch Dusk Till Dawn.

Ann Margret 61

Jane Mansfield Marilyn Monroe

Age--older than dirt

Jane Mansfield Marilyn Monroe

Age--older than dirt

Scarlett Johannson 49 Carrie Fisher (in the metal bikini of course) 49

Heather Locklear 52 Elle Macpherson 52

Salma Hayek - 43

Jeny macarthy 27........jessica rabbit 27

salma wins !! (so far) maybe that she was stripper in two films helped, dogma and the unforgettable 'satanico pandemonium' ... has anyone reviewed the titty twister yet?

Kathy Ireland circa 1989 (54)

Damn, wish I could find my stash of old SI swimsuit issues!

Lady Godiva 652

Kate Upton-22 Megan fox-22

Tera Patrick Gabriela Sabatini

There are a lot of great names on this list. Kathy Ireland, Salma Hayek would be in my top 5. GoVikings, I may have to make room for Jessica Burciaga, she is legit!

Heather Locklear 61

Halle Berry 56

Lynda Carter, aka Wonder Woman (59) total package, great tits, ass, hips, legs and beautiful face. would love to have those long legs wrapped around my waist !!!

#2 -- Raquel-- obvious choice for guys raised in the 60's

Dr. Ruth 58 :)

rh48hr,

Your age, perhaps?

I did I forget Sophia Loren? I prefer blondes, but her hot Italian beauty makes me forget all about hair color.

"How did I forget Sophia Loren?"

An edit function would be great!

Suelyn Medeiros 23

@ ranukam,

Good taste. Never heard of Suelyn Medeiros, just googled her, and WOW! I LOVE exotic looking women.

Agreed, jackslash. Mr. Wood spent many happy moments with Mrs. Palmer dreaming of Sophia Loren when I was 13 years old.

@GoVikings, I'm right there with you. Exotic looking women are my favorite.

Mine too. I always seek them out during my club visits. :)

Marge simpson 27 1/2

DG,

One of the hottest scenes I've ever seen. The whiskey down the leg to mouth, DAMN!

@ DaddysGirl- Yeah, Salma's sexy. I'm in VA too. I live in the Richmond area. But unfortunately, I don't really see many exotic looking types at these clubs. Which club in VA are you considering working at?

@govikings.......go ! Go ! Go ! Get you sum boy ! Lol ! I do the same thang !

Amber Heard Kristen Bell

Both blond, yet I seek out brunettes in clubs. Hmmmm. I must ponder this.

Another forgot the age, but then one never asks that of a woman. But then lopaw loves women, so one of us guys. I'm so confused!

@lopaw. - I think we know why you like Amber.

@DG I just watched that scene on youtube. Holy crap! Should be required viewing for any dancer.

I'm pretty much in the Marily Monroe-Jayne Mansfield-Jane Russell era. If you don't mind, I'd prefer not to give my age.

Betty White (110)

somewhat surprised that Farrah hasn't made the list by now. I was more of a Jacylyn Smith fan but #1 on my list has to be:

Kathy Ireland followed closely by Heather Locklear (46)

@steve229 - I know what you're referring to, but there are just soooooo many additional reasons for me to have her as numero uno.

@Clubber - oops! sorry about the age thing.....lets just say I'm in my thirties, and leave it at that ;)

steve/lopaw,

Not being familiar at all with Amber Heard, care to elaborate what makes her a #1, if it is other than Tasya van Ree?

Here is when I wish we could post pictures.

I agree with lopaw. I didn't put her on my list, because sometimes she looks hotter than others. But I am in love with her based on this picture. If any of you want an idea of my ideal woman, just click on this.

(note to clubber: Ms. Heard bats for same team)

...but then you also have this

....this is why she didn't make my list. Heather Locklear is more consistent. For 30 years.

I'm in my mid-40s ... and in no particular order I declare:

Michelle Pfeiffer (on screen only; in real life she's too frickin' skinny!), Kim Basinger, Ashley Judd, Winona Ryder, Tera Patrick, Coco Charnelle, Sandy Duncan, Marlene Dietrich, that high-school pole-vaulter who was all the rage on the internet about a year ago, that chick who greases herself up with shiny baby oil and then sticks a rather thick clear see-thru plexiglass dildo up her twat while sitting on a chair facing the camera the whole time, just about anyone trim and female who's wearing (or removing) a little mock-dress skirty thang that's a pseudo-Santa outfit, Christina Applegate, Kristin Chenoweth, Rita Moreno (in her prime; nah, scratch that, I'll take her ANY TIME, she's a Latina dancer! she can handle li'l ol' ME!), Francoise Hardy (also any age), Barbara Cook (only young), and my all-time-favorite sexiest female performer ever ...

LUCIA POPP.

Listen and weep: youtube.com

Book_Guy....

where have you been?

Sandy Duncan? LOL. I guess different tastes is makes what the world a great place. Some people like caviar and some find it awful...

Just saw Katie Holmes last night....I think it was Letterman. I was half asleep. I am surprised no one mentioned her. She is darn cute. Not especially my type, but I thought some of you younger guys would go for her.

Salma Hayek 26 Milla Jovivich 26

OK, I let this run it's course, and now the results. I eliminated some responses for what I considered obvious reason. Others may disagree, but it was my post, so there! :)

The winner with 5 choices was my #1 as well Salma Hayek with ages from 25 up to me at 62. A favorite of young and old alike.

1. Heather Locklear with 4 choices, ages from 46 to 61. For the older crowd.

2. Kathy Ireland with 2 picks.

3. Tera Patrick with 2 picks.

4. on down all with one choice:

Christina Aguilera Kristen Bell Monica Belucci Halle Berry Christy Brinkley Jessica Burciaga Lynda Carter Morgan Fairchild Carrie Fisher Megan Fox Amber Heard Jennifer Love Hewitt Billie Holiday Sophia Lomeli Scarlett Johannson Milla Jovivich Ashley Judd Sung Hi Lee Jeny Macarthy Elle Macpherson Jane Mansfield Ann Margret Suelyn Medeiros Marilyn Monroe Édith Piaf Dr. Ruth Gabriela Sabatini Kate Upton Raquel Welch

Classic Clubber thread. Suelyn is still number one for me, but Rosa Acosta is a close number two.

Damn nobody said beyonce knowles...or even...rosa parks lol. Come on now

"rosa parks" I don't know why I find that so funny lol.

@Ranukam-Ever watch Suelyn's xxx movie?

Yes Slick, it was fucking lame. I was hoping to see her suck some dick or at least get on top and ride that dick.

Homeboy did not put it down. She didn't put it down. I was disappointed.