Comments by dudeanonymous (page 2)

Haven't been in a fight since grade school, and most of those were more wrestling match than "fight". Did see a bouncer lay out a mouthy, obnoxious patron waving a pool cue. One punch and the guy was on the floor with a broken nose in a pool of blood.

Nothing the OP said has altered my previous views on the majority of stripper boyfriends. Quite the contrary. A life backup plan of "mom" really says it all. But I still think we are being had.

@art: They use a VACUUM CLEANER to hoover up the coins?! I'm surprised American strippers haven't adopted this idea to clean up the one-dollar bills after some idiot has made it rain. I see a business opportunity for an enterprising young man: door to door strip club dollar vacuum salesman.

Isn't he the same person who said "There is no privacy any more. Get over it." This from the company that collects all of the personal information on you that it can get. Big brother isn't the government. It's a corporation.

I'm confused. Is this your ex-girlfriend or ex-favorite stripper or what? If it's your ex-favorite stripper, well, from your reviews you seem to be a newbie. Stay around long enough and the emotional calluoses will develop. Emotional attachments in a SC will do that. If it's your ex-girlfriend, I say show up one night with lots of money in your pocket, ask her for a dance, and then ask her what her boundaries are.

Back in the 80s I flew into Rome, about a year after the attack on the El Al ticket counter. The Italian police were still in full riot gear, carrying submachine guns. I remember thinking that that would never fly in the US. Fast forward 25 years....

@motorhead: When returning from the Bahamas, did you clear customs in Miami? Never, ever go through customs in Miami.

See recent discussion on same topic: http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=16535

Try pulling out your AARP card when you pay the cover and see what happens. Worth a shot.

Every dancer who has ever expressed an opinion to me about someone "making it rain" has said much the same as fetish_dancer. A $10 or $20 or better bill is much more appreciated.

I'll trim it occasionally, but no way am I going for the pre-pubescent boy bald look.

I would argue that you should post reviews. Finding out which clubs are a waste of time is one of the main benefits of TUSCL.

Adult diapers.

More than likely, it was hers, or another dancer's. Lately I've noticed a lot of girls using rubber bands to secure their money. I don't think I've ever seen a customer with a rubber band money clip.

Slow and sensual for me. It doesn't matter what the music is. Most of the time I'm not paying attention to it anyway. It depends on the individual club and/or state/county laws, but in some clubs, a lap dance which doesn't involve sitting on your hands IS high mileage.

I was at a meeting in a 10th Floor conference room. Not an experience I would like to repeat. I can't believe people on the west coast go through this all the time.

This has bad idea written all over it. I really don't want dancers associating me with my TUSCL account and reviews. Don't get me wrong. I LIKE dancer participation on TUSCL. I just don't want some dancer I know equating my TUSCL account with the guy whose lap they are sitting on. Sort of like a restaurant critic trying to maintain anonimity. If you want to PM dancers you know, set up IRC or some other chat tool.

I get what you are saying. Some of the reviews here can be less than informative. But I've also posted what I would consider short, "drive-by" reviews before, most recently last winter for Chateau Gentlemen's Club in Columbia, SC. Went in during the afternoon and nobody - dancers, bartender, customers, etc. - was there. My visit lasted less than a minute. I wanted to warn others that if they come to this club in the afternoon, they might face the same situation. Without the individual club discussion areas (which were rarely used when they existed) how do you propose to impart such information?

In Europe, you see a lot of women sunbathe topless in parks and on beaches. I've seen a lot of topless women who I wished were wearing more clothes.

A woman I knew a few years ago asked me to go to one with her. She had been a member with her exhusband. I said no. Really not my scene.

Agree with dudester and gmd. There are a lot of people who find dealing with a vacation more stressful after a few days than being at work.

Never feel obligated. If you don't like the goods, don't buy (or rent, as the case may be). I've gone to clubs just for eye candy, especially when I'm in a city where the clubs offer relatively lame LDs. But do tip if you are going to engage the girls on stage.

More often than not, when I look around a club at the other patrons, I realize just how NORMAL I am in comparison.

@rell: OTC isn't my thing, so I never ask for it. On the other hand, in the last few years I've been offered OTC during over half of my SC visits. I've come to believe there is a direct correlation between not asking and the offers.

With a random dancer? No way. That has all of the attraction of licking a public toilet. And you would be less likely to catch something from the porcelain.