Stripper : all I want for Christmas is a......

51 comments

• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  3) An ATM. 4) Intelligence.
• londonguy

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  13 years ago

  5) to meet a PL on every shift 6) a 'how not to be a ROB for dummies' book
• troop

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  13 years ago

  7) a degree in physics.
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  8) the ability to not get an std !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  9) a soul !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  10 a new job !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  11) a $2,000 air dance !
• CTQWERTY

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  13 years ago

  12) a looser Fed.
• Alucard

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  13 years ago

  13. A working Significant Other.
• gillydon

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  13 years ago

  14. college education 15. normal job that pays well
• yndy

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  13 years ago

  as the songs says "My Two Front Teeth." That's what I remember from my visit to Baltimore's Block in 1988!
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  16) a new pimp !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  17) a new car !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  18) a box of douch !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  19) my dick in a box !
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  20) Whatever juicebox69 is smoking.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Don't Bogart that joint, ma friend, pass it over to me.
• gatorfan

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  13 years ago

  22) a cock in the ass
• VETERANCLUBBER

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  13 years ago

  A vagiplasty
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Shadow......that was kool man ! Your a kool kat !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Vince.......get ready I'm passing this shit your way !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  23) a fish sandwitch !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  24) a dump on her chest !
• mikeya02

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  13 years ago

  25) Be Farmerarts girl
• rrbill

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  13 years ago

  A label for my boyfriend's garage band so I don't have to keep supporting all of them.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  26) A sentence.
• farmerart

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  13 years ago

  @mikey02: Be farmerart's girl???? Uh, I have two already. Don't need any more.
• bang69

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  13 years ago

  A brian & all of the above. EXPICALY WHAT JUICEBOX IS SMOKEING
• SuperDude

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  13 years ago

  25) My driver's license back.
• rh48hr

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  13 years ago

  a helicopter dick
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  $30 trillion to support my loser boyfriend.
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  A birthday cake
• bang69

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  13 years ago

  no tip out at the end of the nite. Ppeople pulling all the money thay have with them & just handing it to me with out me having to dance for it
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Bang......I'm going to send u some for xmas my friend lol
• pabloantonio

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  13 years ago

  34: A new lawyer. 35: My criminal record exspunged and my probation to end early. 36: An engagement ring.
• dudeanonymous

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  13 years ago

  37. A sugar daddy
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  dude, The ORIGINAL post #2!
• dudeanonymous

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  13 years ago

  Doh! Might I suggest: 37: Given the alcohol I've seen some consume, a new liver.
• Player11

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  13 years ago

  An Abortion
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Some taco bell !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Eating her pussy !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  A good bag of random pills !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Her first real orgasim !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Ass job !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  aa classes
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Face lift !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  free gas card 4 a year ! So she can drive that 300miles to work and back !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Child support from that s.o.b. babies daddy !
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  A new life all together !
• txtittyfan

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  13 years ago

  Kneepads.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  To be on Jerry Springer!