Stripper : all I want for Christmas is a......

3. An ATM.

4. Intelligence.

5. to meet a PL on every shift

6. a 'how not to be a ROB for dummies' book

7. a degree in physics.

8. the ability to not get an std !

9. a soul !

10 a new job !

11. a $2,000 air dance !

12. a looser Fed.

13. A working Significant Other.

14. college education

15. normal job that pays well

as the songs says "My Two Front Teeth." That's what I remember from my visit to Baltimore's Block in 1988!

16. a new pimp !

17. a new car !

18. a box of douch !

19. my dick in a box !

20. Whatever juicebox69 is smoking.

Don't Bogart that joint, ma friend, pass it over to me.

22. a cock in the ass

A vagiplasty

Shadow......that was kool man ! Your a kool kat !

Vince.......get ready I'm passing this shit your way !

23. a fish sandwitch !

24. a dump on her chest !

25. Be Farmerarts girl

A label for my boyfriend's garage band so I don't have to keep supporting all of them.

26. A sentence.

@mikey02:

Be farmerart's girl???? Uh, I have two already. Don't need any more.

A brian & all of the above. EXPICALY WHAT JUICEBOX IS SMOKEING

25. My driver's license back.

a helicopter dick

$30 trillion to support my loser boyfriend.

A birthday cake

no tip out at the end of the nite. Ppeople pulling all the money thay have with them & just handing it to me with out me having to dance for it

Bang......I'm going to send u some for xmas my friend lol

34: A new lawyer.

35: My criminal record exspunged and my probation to end early.

36: An engagement ring.

37. A sugar daddy

dude,

The ORIGINAL post #2!

Doh! Might I suggest:

37: Given the alcohol I've seen some consume, a new liver.

An Abortion

Some taco bell !

Eating her pussy !

A good bag of random pills !

Her first real orgasim !

Ass job !

aa classes

Face lift !

free gas card 4 a year ! So she can drive that 300miles to work and back !

Child support from that s.o.b. babies daddy !

A new life all together !

Kneepads.

To be on Jerry Springer!