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15 years ago
Birth related marks and scars don't bother me. Its when they a have a glassy stare and visible lobotomy scars that I get concerned . . .
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15 years ago
Another possible scenario is that you end up being the handy driver/roadie/bouncer for a couple of hot out-of-town strippers who decide to make some extra dough. This could be good if it gets you into cool clubs free where you can play like you are an insider rather than a customer. Most of us have enough knowledge of SC workings to pull off that kind of role. On the other hand, pretending to be a bad ass bouncer while your girls entertain a drunken bachelor party in some hotel room could get a little dicey. Going to a familiar place with a familiar girl and having the option to bail if it gets stupid might be do-able. The risks go up from there.
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15 years ago
Dis is real simple. Ya gotta disguise yourself so yer wifey, mistress, ATF, boss, preacher, and Boy Scout troop won't recognize ya. Wear a Groucho nose and glasses, a leather flying helmet, and some gossamer fairy wings. Cover up any familiar moles, tattoos, birth marks, hairy spots, and those scars from where your freakin brother pushed you out of a movin' car when you were 11. Make loud soundtrack to cover your voice. Something like the Village People "YMCA" or Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries". You'll have fun fuckin dis girl and your identity will be forever concealed unless you stand up at the end and say "I love the smell of poontang in the morning . . ."
da-DA-ta-ta-da-DA-ta-Da-ta-da-TAAAAAAAAAAH
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15 years ago
LOL. Jimmy Kimmel's Oprah on the old Man Show was such a hoot. I really miss that show. Manswers just doesn't have the wit that Corolla and Kimmel generated. Now there were a couple of guys who appreciated the value of a good strip club to the well-being of male homo-sapiens.
BTW, love the picture of Amanda Bynes. I DL'd her from Maxim for my cell phone wallpaper. She grew up real purty. Maybe she'll play a stripper someday to avoid being stereotyped as a girl-next-door comic sketch performer!
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15 years ago
One way to play this would be to agree to a double-dance in the less expensive areas of the club. I found that even in the air-dance emporiums, a two girl lap dance gets much hotter than the normal table dance. So for double a $10-20 per song fee, you can get a little sample of the girl-on-girl vibe. If you like it enough to sacrifice some of the normal extras in VIP, go for it; if it doesn't ring your bell, thank them sincerely and go with your regular one-on-one. Maybe her little lipsitck lesbian tryst will help get the juices flowing!
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15 years ago
GOOD GOD! Is nothing sacred? What's next, Oprah on a stripper pole? (Eeeeewwww . . . I wish I hadn't even thought that!)
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15 years ago
Funny this topic should appear today, since I had one of those experiences last night. One small club has a regular dancer who is clearly past her prime (if she ever had a prime). Big, fake boobs, wide dimpled ass, and a face that looks like someone hit her with a frying pan. She also seems either perpetually drunk or mentally retarded. Of course, she is not shy and will always approach you for a dance. I was polite, but firm in my NO. Then she got on the bar/stage for a set. I couldn't watch. Gaaaaaaaaaaa . . .
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15 years ago
The local Diamond's club advertises 10 cent wings and no cover for Monday Night Football and has also promoted UFC PPV events in the club. I have gotten caught up in watching sports in a SC on occasion but usually allow myself to be led astray by the girls. I think it helps to confess that I have been watching sports and then choose to get a dance instead. It might be an extension of that old saw that says if you ignore women it makes them want you more. But I wouldn't bet the ranch on that theory!!
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15 years ago
I concur. That outfit did not flatter her body type. Where are the myriads of handlers, stylists, advisers, and others who are supposed to oversee these kinds of decisions? It was kind of embarrassing watching her.
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15 years ago
I have known and number of girls who danced while pregnant; some pulled it off, others didn't. Most had bodies that adapted to the "baby bump" without being too gross and lumpy and a couple came back later looking fine. Unfortunately, the youngest and hottest of them is still dancing with a lot of her weight still evident in her ass and around the middle. Ohio's new smoking ban keeps the threat of second-hand smoke to a minimum and most of them refrained from drinking, but it's still not everyone's cup of tea.
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15 years ago
I think it is part of a trend to make SC's part of a wider range of adult-oriented (but not entirley sexual) entertainment as a way of drawing from a larger customer base. I am not a fan of "features' in general, mainly because they seem to want to show talents that are not particularly erotic as part of their act. This kind of novelty stuff, including midgets, may be the last throwback to the days when burlesque clubs featured more than strippers (the fat, big boobed, loud mouthed SC hostess in the movie "Showgirls" is an example). I have also seen clubs host UFC or WWE pay-per-views (or have some of the regular dancers as ring girls at local live events)and even NASCAR races on the big screen as promotional events. All of it is annoying and a distraction from the activities most of us on this board seem to prefer, but it is more than likely going to continue as clubs fight for revenue in a shaky marketplace.
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15 years ago
As a single guy I have never been shy about telling folks that I enjoy adult entertainment. However, I have to admit, that the rather tame (compared to what others on this board have related) nature of my adventures has not required me to leave out explicit details, since there haven't been that many :-( However, since I have a new, higher profile job in a very small town, I no longer frequent places close to my work where I might bump into folks that I know. My strip club activities over the past 20 years are even celebrated in a song "Darby wants some more" (sung to the tune of "Brennan on the Moor")that is regularly shared with people of all ages and backgrounds around campfires at various social events. I also took several girlfriends (now former girlfriends but still buddies) to SC's with me.
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15 years ago
My SC experience goes back over 30 years (yep, I'm an olde farte)and I cannot see a pattern that applies across the spectrum of clubs. In the old days of bikini bars, many of the girls were older and a bit scruffier, since the customer base in some of those places was working class. There were always a few gems and they got the attention they deserved. When the gentlemen's clubs came along and drew a more well-heeled clientel, the quality of the girls--and the cost of doing business--went up accordingly. For the most part, the same rule still holds true: scruffier, working class bars have more average to not-so-hot dancers with a few 9s for good measure; the more upscale clubs tend to have a better looking set of regular girls with a few dogs thrown in when staffing is a problem. The proliferation of tattoos on all types of girls has blurred the line a bit. As far as I am concerned, a 9 with a bunch of tats becomes a 7; a clean, smooth, unsullied 6 with a passable face and body comes off as more desirable in many situations.
BTW, Cravey, that is the coolest pic ever--chipmunks on dope; what's the world coming to?
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15 years ago
Most country music falls pretty flat in strip clubs. The redneck anthem "I love this bar" is particularly annoying.
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15 years ago
Great idea gk! If you let me come along I promise to be quiet as a little mouse. I'll even drive while you and JJ . . . um . . . navigate. :-)
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15 years ago
I'm not sure the problem with the SC scene in much of Ohio is connected to the 2 (or is it 3?) year old smoking ban. Far more problematic were the idiotic restrictions imposed by the actual SC law passed within the past year or so and the dreadful state of the economy. There are two places up in NE Ohio that I have found that still allow/tolerate smoking: one is a juice bar that passes itself off as a private club; the other caters to truckers and other travellers and apparently just doesn't care (ironically, it also serves food). I'm not thrilled to smell like smoke when I leave, but I can't see that having smoking makes things better than the places that do not. As Samsung noted, the outdoor smoking areas do allow a bit of interaction with the dancers that may not be possible inside, but come January, I think those opportunities will be limited (particularly if you don't smoke!!!).
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15 years ago
According to the Oracle of South Park, which routinely tells us which way the cultural winds are blowing, the word "fag" or "faggot" no longer has anything to do with being a homosexual. To be a fag, one must be awash with misplaced self-importance, engage in annoying public behavior, be totally out of touch with current cultural trends, and be utterly without any sense of how others perceive them (in the enlightenment episode, it was noisy "outlaw" bikers who earned the insult). In short, anyone who routinely calls people they don't know "whores" and "faggots" (the latter using the older meaning), is in fact, guilty of faggotry (i.e. displaying the characteristics of a fag) themselves.
Thus it has been written by the Oracle of South Park and thus it shall be. Cartman says so . . . Goddammit!!!!
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15 years ago
Ass man. It usually works well when I tell dancers "I'm an ass man but those are great boobs" or "as an ass man, I declare that this is a particularly fine specimen." In either case I usually end up with both lovely parts of the female anatomy in my face at some point. :-)
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15 years ago
I think this reflects the rather widespread social acceptance of "lipstick lesbianism" overall, which often manifests itself in places where young women share some degree of "sisterhood" (athletes, cheerleaders, sorority sisters, etc.)that occasionally leads to sex. Since simulated lesbianism in the club is a great way to make extra money from guys who like that stuff (and most of us do!) it doesn't surprise me that some girls take some of that home. When dancers get horny at work and are not in the habit of banging the customers or are without a steady male booty call, they certainly could turn to each other for fun and stress relief. On the other hand, full blown lesbian relationships between dancers in the same club have the same pitfalls as any other romances: they generate drama that spills into work. I cannot say how many dancers I know are totally gay compared to those who play with girls when they are looking for thrills or are fed up with men.
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15 years ago
OK, you guys need to get your history right.
It was Patrick Henry who said "give me 2 for 1's or give me death."
Paine was quoted as saying "these are the titties that try men's souls" during a visit to a famous Philadelphia strip-pub during the winter of 1776.
When Franklin and Jefferson shared diplomatic duties in Paris during the War for Independence, Franklin was once heard to ask Jefferson during a particularly scintilating Parisian floor routine "Good god Thomas, are you going to eat that or should I?"
Really. I'm an historian. Would I lie?
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15 years ago
I think gk has it right. It's a sign of their willingness to include a certain degree of "dirtiness" into their act (and by inference, into their sex lives in and out of the club) to make you want more. In clubs where penetration is forbidden, it certainly signals her willingness to break the rules via extras if the price is right. It's a turn-on if your are into anal sex, anal porn, or like female asses in general (which I do). Given the current popularity of anal porn in all forms (M/F, F/F, F solo), it is not a surprise to see some dancers do it. Licking her finger after having it in her ass is nasty, but some people like their porn and their strippers nasty, so why not? On the other hand, any activity that involves men on the receiving end of the penetration gets us into a whole other category of sexual behavior (and not a very appealing one IMO).
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15 years ago
LOL. I like it. This is funny and nicely written. I'm still giggling the second time through.
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15 years ago
Pasties yes, tassels--not very often. Some interpretations of Ohio law require nipples to be covered, but not obsured. Thus we see opaque pasties that hide nothing but satisfy the law. Only a few girls wear solid colored pasties that actually cover them up. I haven't seen a tassel on a titty in years; it is definately "old school" stripper style. I fear the ability to spin tassels is a lost art. :-(
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15 years ago
I like 'em all, but have always had a weakness for redheads. Like Steve, I love the freckles, as well as the pale skin. They are often fiesty and fun and occasionally have a bit o' the Irish in 'em, which is a bonus. Better Red than Dead!
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15 years ago
I got a free dance for proofreading and editing a dancer's college history paper one night. It was a fair exchange of goods and services, so everyone was happy.