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Are you an Ass or Boobs man?

Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:19 AM
That was the question a dancer hit me with before a lap dance, presumably so she could adjust the dance accordingly. So, what would you have answered?

43 comments

  • GRENDELZ
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    15 years ago
    Boobs of course! But ass too? damn decisions.
  • CCRiderm
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    15 years ago
    100% ass man. It has to be curvy and round. I actually turn dancers down with big boobs. Just not my thing.
  • Clubber
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    15 years ago
    Between the two, boobs.
  • chandler
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    15 years ago
    Tits are for show. A hot ass is for go.
  • shadowcat
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    15 years ago
    I go for the total package. Looks, personality and sexuality.
  • Player11
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    15 years ago
    Boobs, love to suck them. The one I see has had a boob job. I asked her when she is at beach what she thinks when guys look at her. She says she loves it.
  • rayallen
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    15 years ago
    I used to be a boob man, but I have converted to being an ass man. When you are getting a LD, the ass is the thing that will be in your lap the most... might as well find a nice curvy one.
  • Philip A. Stein
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    15 years ago
    I'll take a large order of titties please.
  • ShotDisc
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    15 years ago
    what is so great about asses. I have one. give me boobs any day of the week. and if they are big and natural, even better.
  • lopaw
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    15 years ago
    Boob woman.
  • jester214
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    15 years ago
    Gotta have some of both, otherwise what's the point?
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    I usually fall for the ass..but last weekend there was a skinny blond with obviously fake huge boobs. I just could not resist them...they were like cat nip. I personally hate it when a stripper has to ask me...what a stupid question. I don't like to think about it and analyze it right before getting a dance.. Usually when dancers ask me this they have put no emotion into their dance. Feels completely unattached. It's like going up and ordering at a fast food place. Tits or ass? fries or a drink?
  • DandyDan
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    15 years ago
    I have been hit with that question before, and I usually say tits, but I've come to be more of an ass man over time. Of course, it doesn't really matter if the whole package is impressive.
  • steve229
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    15 years ago
    Just remembered an old Rodney Dangerfield joke: People ask me, are you an ass man or a boobs man? I must be an ass man. Whenever I go out, people always yell at me: "You're an ass, man!"
  • SuperDude
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    15 years ago
    It's been 8 years, but I still have memories of my ex-girlfriend and her 44DD's. Yes, boob man.
  • slickpeter
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    15 years ago
    Boobs, well done of course, and an order of lips on the side with a smile
  • gatorfan
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    15 years ago
    Have the girl doggy style and you can see ass and boobs in same shot.
  • 59
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    15 years ago
    Never had one ask before that I can recall. During yes. I'm a boob man. They'll adjust their moves accordingly. If on the small side they'll sometimes "apologize". No need to, if I didn't like their boobs I wouldn't have agreed to a dance.
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    superdude, how big are the boobs of the girl in your profile pic?
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    The playboy poll of the month was: Which would you consider yourself: 26% breast man 26% ass man 20% personality man 14% vagina man 7% leg man 7% foot man
  • Clubber
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    15 years ago
    Amazing how many can not just answer the question! Only two possible replies, ass or boobs! At least lopaw clarified her answer.
  • gatorfan
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    15 years ago
    clubber, it's allowed to like boobs and ass equally
  • brewerfan
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    15 years ago
    I think i'm with shadowcat. I mean think about it. If u say u truly like big boobs, that can mean anything. Naturally, a big boobed person is usually big everywhere else on her body, "naturally". Meaning no implants. So, in conclusion, a true big-boob person must like big women. I mean, how many slender,petite, cute girls honestly have natural big boobs. Now, as far as implants are concerned, I honestly hate them, especially with porn stars. I mean, their boobs are sooooo big that they become a joke!! And, perhaps, scary looking!! I'd be embarrassed to be around with a girl that big in the chest. I love boobs, don't get me wrong, but implants don't do much for me. I like them natural, i gotta say.
  • Clubber
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    15 years ago
    gf, That is correct. That said, there would be no way to answer that question, since his he gave only the two options. There was no C) All of the above.
  • rediguan
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    15 years ago
    Ass, every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Except for big ol' onion butts. I just don't get that. Hips needs to be on the small side or the ass just balloons.
  • steve229
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    15 years ago
    Hey, forgot to answer my own question. Anyway, I'm with Prince on this one: Girl, you got an ass like I never seen And the ride... I say the ride is so smooth You must be a limousine
  • steve229
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    15 years ago
    Samsung1: "7% foot man"? WTF? That's freaky, man.
  • SuperDude
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    15 years ago
    Samsung1--I guess a 38D
  • gk
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    15 years ago
    I'm a boner-fide ass man! But I think it's poor stripper taste for the dancer to ask. If I'm really impressed, I'll tell her, or sometimes Ill make a game of havng her guessing which one I am. Of course, with my hands on her ass, I usually give away the answer.
  • gatorfan
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    15 years ago
    if we're doing percentages: 38% clit 17% tongue
  • BaddJack
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    15 years ago
    Am I the only one here that is a "missing teeth" and "homemade tattoo" man? You guys are to high class for me.
  • MisterGuy
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    15 years ago
    The Eva Mendez look-a-like in Albany, NY asked me the OP's question while she was giving me a table dance. She had more on bottom than on top, but both were nice...so I said, "I try not to discriminate"...to which she laughed... "Just remembered an old Rodney Dangerfield joke" ...which reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Cramer got the "ASSMAN" license plate by mistake..."HEY, assman!" :)
  • rockie
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    15 years ago
    In my younger days I was a fan of large breasts. I still remain a breast fan, but a handful or less with extended nipples will get my attention. I prefer natural, or the natural look and feel of saline.
  • DoctorDarby
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    15 years ago
    Ass man. It usually works well when I tell dancers "I'm an ass man but those are great boobs" or "as an ass man, I declare that this is a particularly fine specimen." In either case I usually end up with both lovely parts of the female anatomy in my face at some point. :-)
  • someyoungguysomeyoungguy
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    15 years ago
    I'm a pulse man, I like a girl with a good pulse.
  • Jmoney007
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    15 years ago
    well with most of the clubs in detroit have black ladies with big asses, i am a very happy ass man. most girls here have big booties like kandi kreme or tia cherry, and i only been asked that question once by a dancer and she adjusted her routine according to my answer witch in my case was a very good adjustment. oh and to anybody that says its a dumb question for a dancer to ask, i think that it is ok for them to ask, i mean they ask everything else that has nothing to do with the dance so whats one more question that that will allow her to make your night more enjoyable.
  • jablake
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    15 years ago
    "Am I the only one here that is a 'missing teeth' and 'homemade tattoo' man? You guys are to high class for me." The homemade tattoos are normally better then what the pros do, imo. I prefer the crude artwork for what I consider to be crude art. The missing teeth-----that is too common to be attractive/special, imo. One dancer was showing off her gums explaining it was for her man's enjoyment, but the customers also loved it. Now, the gold teeth-----well, I don't like 'em. One of my buddies was over and she was complaining a fellow stripper owed her money and didn't want to pay directly. She want to buy the other stripper's 5 year old boy gold teeth. Let me take it a bit further. I just don't like gold period-----it is a turn off except maybe a dash her or there on home fixtures. I would love the silver except for the tarnishing-----btw, I got this large silver trophy that I love to dump for cash without getting ripped off. Almost traded it to a dancer for service, but the problem was getting a real value for it----her pawn broker rips her off all the time. Think interest of 20% a month and he is one of the better lenders.
  • someguy323
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    11 years ago
    100% boobs. I love to stare at them, suck on them, and massage them. I could just suck on titties all day.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    Both. But nice butt/flat chest is much preferable to nice boobs/flat butt.
  • Subraman
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    11 years ago
    Girls don't usually ask me that question, because before we've gotten our first dance, I've pretty much made it clear that I'm an ass man. There's two clubs I go to where the girls sometimes stand up on the couches and dance with their coochies or ass a few inches from your face, and I need them to know which side should face me lol
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    Yes.
  • scatterbrain
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    11 years ago
    Asking as they're proportional to the rest of her body...makes no difference to me. Although I'm a sucker for a nice long pair of legs in thigh highs.
  • GoVikings
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    11 years ago
    I'm an ass guy. What's really cool is when you find a girl who has a nice pair of titties AND a fine ass. I met a dancer who had both about 6 days ago. But finding them is few and far between, IMO. Most girls have one or the other. Or worst of all, neither.
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