I met a stripper who was really curious about my marriage and all the money i have, which is a lot. anyways shes kinda cute and i like her and now she wants me to make a pornographic movie with her so she can use it to further her career. I dont know if i should do it or not because if my wife found out id be in big trubble, so what should i do?
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last commentDo you really have to ask for an answer to that question? Not only NO, but HELL NO!
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Oh, that's a great idea! You should make the freakiest porno possible. I'm talking golden shower, Dirty Sanchez, you name it. Then you should show it to your wife. If she truly loves you it won't be a big deal. Go for it!
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Hey, Dick Johnson! Did you realize that your name is two different words for, you know, a DICK? Anyway, I really don't see a problem. Just get the stripper to promise not to take pictures of anything your wife would recognize, and make SURE you get the original 16mm film.
It's really too bad you can't be open about this, since you have a perfect porn name already!
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Fuck that bitch in the ass on film. If your wife says anything, say "look she is a just a stupid, lying thieving whore, we might as well make some money off it."
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I say do it, bring your wife for a threesome (the porno will make more money then).
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Forget the threesome, we want a pure girl on girl film!
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^^^ Call it "2 Girls 1 Cup 2"!
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Without a doubt, DO IT! If your wife objects, just include her in your next film. Be sure to post a URL where we can see the wife and stripper do it.
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Another DickJohnson parody post, I assume.
But if the query were real, I'd say do a "POV" movie, in which your face never appears.
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Ahh yes, "how" recalls Dick's last post flimflamming us and sees the holes in the story.But what the heck,if the story is true, Dick, do it, we'll rent a theater for the premiere showing.
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can you say BLACKMAIL?
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Again, DickJohnson is stirring up controversy for the fun of it. If he has "plenty of money" he may be traveling in social and professional circles where a porno, starring him, posted on the internet will kill access to opportunities, ruin his career and end his marriage. No rational person would consider doing this.
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vm,
Most regulars know about DJ by now. Most always a good chuckle.
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Clubber, yes, I enjoy his lunacy
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Dis is real simple. Ya gotta disguise yourself so yer wifey, mistress, ATF, boss, preacher, and Boy Scout troop won't recognize ya. Wear a Groucho nose and glasses, a leather flying helmet, and some gossamer fairy wings. Cover up any familiar moles, tattoos, birth marks, hairy spots, and those scars from where your freakin brother pushed you out of a movin' car when you were 11. Make loud soundtrack to cover your voice. Something like the Village People "YMCA" or Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries". You'll have fun fuckin dis girl and your identity will be forever concealed unless you stand up at the end and say "I love the smell of poontang in the morning . . ."
da-DA-ta-ta-da-DA-ta-Da-ta-da-TAAAAAAAAAAH
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DJ let me know if you need a cinematographer, I have 2 academy awards!
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Go for it - you've got the money, have fun.
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