Ever done this for a stripper?

17 comments

• roccoballs

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  14 years ago

  Do you really have to ask for an answer to that question? Not only NO, but HELL NO!
• potheadpl

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  14 years ago

  Oh, that's a great idea! You should make the freakiest porno possible. I'm talking golden shower, Dirty Sanchez, you name it. Then you should show it to your wife. If she truly loves you it won't be a big deal. Go for it!
• emmett

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  14 years ago

  Hey, Dick Johnson! Did you realize that your name is two different words for, you know, a DICK? Anyway, I really don't see a problem. Just get the stripper to promise not to take pictures of anything your wife would recognize, and make SURE you get the original 16mm film. It's really too bad you can't be open about this, since you have a *perfect* porn name already!
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  Fuck that bitch in the ass on film. If your wife says anything, say "look she is a just a stupid, lying thieving whore, we might as well make some money off it."
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  I say do it, bring your wife for a threesome (the porno will make more money then).
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  Forget the threesome, we want a pure girl on girl film!
• SnakePlissken

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  14 years ago

  ^^^ Call it "2 Girls 1 Cup 2"!
• Clubber

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  14 years ago

  Without a doubt, DO IT! If your wife objects, just include her in your next film. Be sure to post a URL where we can see the wife and stripper do it.
• how

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  14 years ago

  Another DickJohnson parody post, I assume. But if the query were real, I'd say do a "POV" movie, in which your face never appears.
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  Ahh yes, "how" recalls Dick's last post flimflamming us and sees the holes in the story.But what the heck,if the story is true, Dick, do it, we'll rent a theater for the premiere showing.
• judyjudy

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  14 years ago

  can you say BLACKMAIL?
• SuperDude

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  14 years ago

  Again, DickJohnson is stirring up controversy for the fun of it. If he has "plenty of money" he may be traveling in social and professional circles where a porno, starring him, posted on the internet will kill access to opportunities, ruin his career and end his marriage. No rational person would consider doing this.
• Clubber

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  14 years ago

  vm, Most regulars know about DJ by now. Most always a good chuckle.
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  Clubber, yes, I enjoy his lunacy
• DoctorDarby

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  14 years ago

  Dis is real simple. Ya gotta disguise yourself so yer wifey, mistress, ATF, boss, preacher, and Boy Scout troop won't recognize ya. Wear a Groucho nose and glasses, a leather flying helmet, and some gossamer fairy wings. Cover up any familiar moles, tattoos, birth marks, hairy spots, and those scars from where your freakin brother pushed you out of a movin' car when you were 11. Make loud soundtrack to cover your voice. Something like the Village People "YMCA" or Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries". You'll have fun fuckin dis girl and your identity will be forever concealed unless you stand up at the end and say "I love the smell of poontang in the morning . . ." da-DA-ta-ta-da-DA-ta-Da-ta-da-TAAAAAAAAAAH
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  DJ let me know if you need a cinematographer, I have 2 academy awards!
• Player11

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  14 years ago

  Go for it - you've got the money, have fun.