69 year-old Martha Stewart on a stripper pole??

She may have picked up some valuable info from her fellow cellmate/hustlers while behind bars. Given the tough economy, now she's willing to "branch out."

"It's a good thing"? Only depending how curvy & toned said said dancer is.

OH MY GOD!! Martha is HOT!! NOT!! LOL

GOOD GOD! Is nothing sacred? What's next, Oprah on a stripper pole? (Eeeeewwww . . . I wish I hadn't even thought that!)

I can just hear Oprah now "My vajayjay is hurting!"

LOL. Jimmy Kimmel's Oprah on the old Man Show was such a hoot. I really miss that show. Manswers just doesn't have the wit that Corolla and Kimmel generated. Now there were a couple of guys who appreciated the value of a good strip club to the well-being of male homo-sapiens.
BTW, love the picture of Amanda Bynes. I DL'd her from Maxim for my cell phone wallpaper. She grew up real purty. Maybe she'll play a stripper someday to avoid being stereotyped as a girl-next-door comic sketch performer!