Blonde, brunette or redhead?

34 comments

• imnumnutz

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  15 years ago

  color does not matter as long as it natural licking. Straight, medium/long hair is great, but not absurdly long.
• derek380

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  15 years ago

  blonde, long hair. early to mid 20's, 5'2 - 5'6ish range. thats what I like
• steve229

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  15 years ago

  Which reminds me of a joke: A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.
• BaddJack

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  15 years ago

  The brunette had an MBA, impeccable work history, and great references. The redhead had 2 BAs, a long history of industry-related employment and a reputation for creative, independent thinking. The blond had a high school diploma, poor references and spoke English like it was a foreign tongue. But she got the job. Why? She had the biggest tits.
• chandler

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  15 years ago

  My very favorite is platinum blond, straight and medium-long or short and teased. Although I'm okay with any color or style that looks good, blond hair always gets my attention first. It only keeps my attention if the face is jammin' and the body's slammin'.
• how

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  15 years ago

  Women can be gorgeous with any color hair. I suppose I've gravitated towards more brunettes than to blondes or redheads, but exceptions make the rule, eh?
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  If you like all three does that make you a Neopolitan? I think Blondes or Brunettes both can look great depending on the girl, even Redheads minus the freckles.
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  I don't think it matters as long as they don't go to extremes when dying their hair. Ever see blue or orange or silver? Black girls just do not look normal as blonds. It used to be that you couldn't tell a woman's natural hair color until you got her panties off but now most of them shave.
• steve229

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  15 years ago

  gatorfan - you reminded me there's this cute redhead (goes by "Red" naturally) I've been meaning to get a dance from. I kinda dig her freckles.
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  It all depends on the week for me...but lately I have been liking blondes a lot. I woke up this morning with a really sore leg because I had a big tit blond sitting on my leg while we were drinking and talking last night. She had a decent ass and big natural boobs but she was slightly overweight. She probably sat on it for about 45 minutes until the 2fer1 uptime was announced, which is when I bailed on her for giving me too much SS. (I wanted her to take the pasties off for our LD but she claimed they would get ruined if taken off and they cost $20...I offered her a $20 tip and she still refused telling me that after a few dances she'll think about it because she does not know me well enough yet) Karma is a bitch though and I woke up today with a sore leg from her sitting on my leg so long last night and had to take some advil.
• how

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  15 years ago

  Doesn't sound like karma, samsung1. She was trying to play you, and you deflected her SS. Good for you.
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  Two blondes are in California. The first one asks, 'Which is farther away, the moon or Florida?' The second blonde replies, 'Duh! Can you see Florida?'
• DoctorDarby

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  15 years ago

  I like 'em all, but have always had a weakness for redheads. Like Steve, I love the freckles, as well as the pale skin. They are often fiesty and fun and occasionally have a bit o' the Irish in 'em, which is a bonus. Better Red than Dead!
• how

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  15 years ago

  Blonde stripper is going to move from Ohio to California, seeking bigger bucks and her rightful fame. She boards her plane to LA, and plops herself down in first class. Ticketholder with that seat assignment asks her to move. She replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm flying to LA in first class." Flight attendant asks her to move. She replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm flying to LA in first class." Pilot comes back, whispers in her ear, and she moves back to her coach seat. "What did you say?" asks the flight attendant. "I just told her that first class wasn't going to LA."
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  Speeding blond gets pulled over by a blond cop. Cop asks for her drivers license. She fumbles around in her purse and hands the cop a compact mirror. Cop looks at it and says "Why didn't you tell me you were a cop?"
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  Like the hair on many Asian women, long, straight, silky, and jet black!
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  Clubber, are asian pussys horizontal or vertical?
• how

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  15 years ago

  Either way, gatorfan, their slick and wet...
• BaddJack

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  15 years ago

  What is the Mating Call of the blond dancers? "Oooh, I am Sooooooo drunk !"
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  I think wasting money on lap dances from red head strippers is dumb... red heads are the easiest types of girls to lay. The last lap dance I got from an asian stripper had a bony ass and the lap dance was not enjoyable. She put good effort into her grinding but I just did not enjoy the bony ass..
• Vivienne

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  15 years ago

  Brunettes. They are usually edgier and are more real. Blondes seem to exploit the blonde aspect and they come across as too girly and dumb. But I'm a redhead myself, with freckles. :o)
• steve229

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  15 years ago

  Vivienne - are you also easy?
• MisterGuy

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  15 years ago

  "So what’s your preference? Blonde, brunette or redhead? Long or short? Curly or straight?" If I had to pick just one, I would say red I guess, since they tend to be pretty rare. I don't care much for curly hair, but there are exceptions. Long or short really doesn't matter to me either. Actually, hair is the first thing that I notice about a gal.
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  gf, In my experience, those I've directly witnessed, depends on if the dancer was standing or lying down.
• steve229

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  15 years ago

  DoctorDarby, Thanks, man! You inspired me to go the club and find my own little redheaded girl. You were right, "Red" was Irish-Italian. The dances were excellent and the freckles were delightful.
• casualguy

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  15 years ago

  Blondes seem to get my attention the fastest. I have wondered why the same girl can look a lot better to me with blonde hair versus brunette and I decided there must be something genetic about it since all my sisters were brunette. However if a dancer looks good, I'm not that picky. I prefer hair a little bit long but still short enough not to cover the tits.
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  cg, You made me think of something. I've most always said I prefer blonds, but in actuality, my actions do not back up that view.
• DandyDan

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  15 years ago

  I have always had a thing for redheads, even before I ever stepped foot in a strip club. But really, it doesn't matter.
• lopaw

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  15 years ago

  Although I prefer long haired brunettes (I share Clubber's view), it ultimately depends on the woman under the hair that really counts.
• CCRiderm

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  15 years ago

  Absolutely no contest. Long brunette hair, maybe with some silky waves in it. The girl who can flirt with that hair will just turn me into a PL in a matter of minutes. I just spew dollar bills in her direction.
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  lopaw, I just knew I was a lesbian!
• lopaw

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  15 years ago

  Clubber, I suspected that you were a lesbian long before I think that YOU even realized it! Love the new avatar, BTW....it's rather hypnotizing
• chandler

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  15 years ago

  I've always had a thing for redheads, I just can't recall seeing many cute ones in clubs. Some girls look pretty hot with fake red hair, although I agree that pink or green hair looks dumb. I do sometimes like blond hair on black chicks. The artificiality is kind of a turn on.
• bornloser

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  15 years ago

  Blondes with big tits