Comments by brainiac

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Dylan Thomas-inspired poetry? This discussion board IS getting literary.

Rain Man and Abbey Road in one thread. Thanks for sharing, Juice.

@jackslash Nice Philip Roth reference. Kahoots has the best dancers, it's the most upscale club and, yes, the food is even good. If you must go to a club in Columbus, it's the one to visit. You could also try the clubs in Dayton (a little over an hour away) and Akron (about two hours away) if you get tired of the clubs in Columbus. Samsung will have more detailed information on those as well.

I tell them the truth--accountant--and joke about how that response never generates a follow-up question.

Are there no fans of Born Losers here, the first Billy Jack movie from 1967? You didn't have that peace-loving school--just Billy Jack and some bikers.

ACT I SCENE I. A desert place. Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches First Witch When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain? Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won. **************************************************** One of my favorite quotations from Macbeth.

As a lifelong Lions fan and Vikings hater, I wish you more happiness with the girls in the clubs this fall than with your Sunday afternoon television viewing. I do agree--it really is the best time of year for clubbing.

I agree with the points raised by Ermita and randy. I also think that you provided the most compelling argument for what you should do. Now I cant bring her with me though **because I know I cant stop myself**[emphasis mine]. If you couldn't even put on an act for one night to show how unimportant strip clubs are in your life--an act that could have set the tone for your relationship and prolonged it somewhat--then I think you lack the capacity to give them up.

I agree with many of the above choices. In an effort to add something new, I'll choose my favorite films by some of my favorite directors. A Clockwork Orange Stanley Kubrick Crimes and Misdemeanors Woody Allen Network Sidney Lumet Three Days of the Condor Sydney Pollack

Thank you, motorhead. I remember Book Guy well. (How can one easily forget his avatar, having seen it as a .gif?) He covered a wider range of topics than I'm capable of but if Serious Literature ever appears on the discussion boards again, I'll be there.

With the scanty punctuation and the multiple uses of the word "yes", it reads like a male-narrated final chapter of James Joyce's Ulysses. From the beginning of the review up until the comma, it reads like the opening of a novel by Dashiell Hammett, James M. Cain, or perhaps Raymond Chandler. Clearly, the author of the review had no desire to hide his literary influences.

Finally, some real hotties. It was Alisia and Paige for me.

That was painful. At least I know which club to avoid the next time I'm in the Tampa area.

I like glasses on women too but hers made her look less attractive. She's average and common, an easy 5.

She's a solid 8. I think her face is just fine.

Too short, too immature, too pudgy, not good looking. And I generally love Asians. I give her a 4.

I don't like her hat, her hair, or her looks. The photos don't give me as much information as I'd like so I'll make an educated guess. I give her a 4.

With natural hair color and unenhanced breasts, I'd rate her a 9. Those two features are so glaringly fake that I have to subtract a couple of points. I give her a 7.

She's too bored and her face looks rough. Her body is below average as well. She's the kind of dancer I avoid. I give her a 3.5.

I really like her body even though I'm not a fan of cosmetic surgery or body modification. Her hair and face detract from her overall attractiveness but not as much for me as for most everyone else. I give her a 6.

Her looks are average at best. I find the tight dress to be the most attractive thing about her but she's too big for me. Her shoulders are wide and her neck is long; there's something disproportionate about her that bothers me. I'd give her a 4.5.

If you're stopping by on a Saturday around lunch time, Kahoots and Sirens are your only choices in Columbus. Although Kahoots is the best of the Columbus clubs, it isn't close to I-71. Sirens is though; it's only about a mile away.

Sixteen. You could do "twofers" at any time so I did eight of them for $240.

I've always found that line to be similar in meaning to "There are no cameras" "The cameras don't work" "No one will stop by to check up on us" and the like. In other words, it's bait and switch.