@jackslash Nice Philip Roth reference.
Kahoots has the best dancers, it's the most upscale club and, yes, the food is even good. If you must go to a club in Columbus, it's the one to visit.
You could also try the clubs in Dayton (a little over an hour away) and Akron (about two hours away) if you get tired of the clubs in Columbus. Samsung will have more detailed information on those as well.
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