Things to be sure to say and do during a lapdance

(Carried over from the 'Things not to say' thread)
"I've never been slapped either but I've had more than one girl want me to slap her - on the butt of course. Ever had a girl ask you to talk dirty to her during an LD? I did and I didn't do it because I don't know how to talk dirty, it isn't me, it would have sounded lame. I guess she thought it would turn me on or something and make me spend more."

I've never had a stripper ask me to talk dirty to her. I start it before she needs to ask. In fact, I try to get to the filthy talk before the dance starts, since I don't usually say much during a dance.

I've been slapped by strippers more often than I can count, just not for anything on this list. And smackiing them on the ass during a dance is sort a requirement, isn't it? I always keep smacking until I get a good, sharp sound. It's especially satisfying when a very short, well-timed smack produces a surprisingly loud snap. My latest fave appreciates my talent, and insists that I "rub out" each smack, which I feel I must oblige as a gentleman.