Things to be sure to say and do during a lapdance

chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
(Carried over from the 'Things not to say' thread)
"I've never been slapped either but I've had more than one girl want me to slap her - on the butt of course. Ever had a girl ask you to talk dirty to her during an LD? I did and I didn't do it because I don't know how to talk dirty, it isn't me, it would have sounded lame. I guess she thought it would turn me on or something and make me spend more."

I've never had a stripper ask me to talk dirty to her. I start it before she needs to ask. In fact, I try to get to the filthy talk before the dance starts, since I don't usually say much during a dance.

I've been slapped by strippers more often than I can count, just not for anything on this list. And smackiing them on the ass during a dance is sort a requirement, isn't it? I always keep smacking until I get a good, sharp sound. It's especially satisfying when a very short, well-timed smack produces a surprisingly loud snap. My latest fave appreciates my talent, and insists that I "rub out" each smack, which I feel I must oblige as a gentleman.

2 comments

  • chandler
    19 years ago
    The smack is always playful, Shadow. It's hard to explain, I used be like you and not "get it" when they did it. A few girls who loved it and encouraged me to smack 'em one turned me around. I don't do it with every girl, but a high proportion encourage it. It doesn't hurt to be an ass man.
  • davids
    19 years ago
    Dude, get a girlfriend. (If you can.)
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