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20 years ago

Farts!

They say every healthy person rips one 13 times a day on average. Have you ever been aware of a stripper farting? Have you ever cut one during a dance?

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minnow

LP; No, I think she went outside for a smoke because it was good.

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lopaw

Besides the time I accidently made a stripper fart (different thread), there was a time a dancer launched a loud non-smelly one next to me while we sat and chatted after a LD. She turned and looked at me with gigantic eyes, and then ran off into the night. I never saw her again. You don't think a girl would quit over something like that, do you?

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minnow

Q1- A couple of times, 1st time w. loud music 3' away on stage, dancer initially cut a loud one, tried to supress it , only succeeded in prolonging it & making me LMAO! Fortunately, wasn't smelly. 2nd time, not so funny, cut a putrid SBD, prior to LD. Q2- yes, but never in LD arena, mostly drowned out by music.

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