What We Really Mean: Customer-to-English Translations

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• Clubber

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  19 years ago

  16) Where is the ATM? = I've had way to many beers and now I am going to get stupid!
• tropicalH2O

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  19 years ago

  14) I enjoy very liberal dances = Are you naughty enough?
• AbbieNormal

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  19 years ago

  12) Can I buy you a drink? = can I lower your inhibitions even further with alcohol so you'll rub my dick?
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  11) "Is she your girlfriend?" = Let's have group sex!
• davids

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  19 years ago

  13) (Often spoken by old men) Yeah, I could make friends with/date/have sex with young, beautiful women any time I want. I just pay them money because it is good manners and ethical = I know I won't have a hope in hell with them if it wasn't for the money I was spending on them.
• davids

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  19 years ago

  12) I don't care if stripper like me or not. I don't want to date them or make friends with them = The second I think it has happened or the second I think there is even a slight possibility it will happen I will be on the top of the world and post to TUSCL bragging for all to hear! But I don't care. Really. Why don't you believe me?
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  10) "I'm gonna go take a piss." = I'm gonna go wipe this stain off my pants.
• davids

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  19 years ago

  10) Oh, I'm just here to relax and have some fun = I have trouble interacting with women in regular night clubs b/c I think I am old, unattractive, pathetic, fat, whatever: So I come here where I can use money as a crutch to prop me up and as a safety to avoid rejection.
• AbbieNormal

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  19 years ago

  8) Are you new here? = Have the other girls warned you about me yet?
  
  9) Have you been dancing long? = can I break you in?
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  7) "Did you just get here?" = Nobody's sucked your nipples yet?