Outdoor strippers?

My favorite club holds an anual golf ternament for charity. The girls go topless as caddys. This is followed up with a free buffet and reduced drink prices and give aways...

My fave nude club has an outdoor patio area that the custies & dancers were able to use to grab a smoke, or just get away from craziness inside for awhile (the dancers couldn't strip out there, tho). But ever since they put up some cheesy apartments nearby overlooking the patio, the dancers are no longer allowed there. They now have their own "private" patio. I visited the patio a few times when the ladies could still go there, and chandler has a good point - I wasn't prepared to see what some of those girls looked like in direct sunlight. All I can say is YIKES!

Direct sunlight is generally a detriment to the typical strip-club fantasy. I've had plenty of fun with ladies whom (I happened to notice, but managed to ignore) I might not have had attraction for, given other circumstances than Jaegermeister and disco globes and booming Kid Rock.

But then again, the opportunity to "help" them to apply sun-tan lotion does sound appealing ...

One of the clubs I used to visit, which has since closed, used to put on a golf outing I went to once. There were all kinds of giveaways. The girls would always try to distract you with their bare breasts when you were putting. A couple of them, in sunlight, were not as attractive as they were dancing onstage. The truly weird thing, though, is that some of the dancers at this golf outing were dancers who didn't regularly dance there, amongst them the girl ranking #2 on my alltime list.

Mens Club in Dallas has outdoor pool, for dancers use only. Often on Fridays, they hold a barbecque around the pool, several seats & tables are available. Myself, and other patrons have partaken in poolside chair dances(MC not that high mileage club for true lapdances). A nice spice of variety for the evening- dancers looked great outdoors.

My current fav used to dance at a club that had an outdoor patio. Seeing her in out in the sun was quite a treat but honestly many of the other ladies did not hold up to daylight scrutiny as well as she did.

A club in South Florida used to have an outside area. Out behind the "normal" club. Main attraction, showers. Sometimes there were two girl showers. Nothing that couldn't be done indoors, which in fact, is what happened.

Do strippers on topless and nude beaches count? I saw a stripper in a Key West club some years ago, then saw her again a couple days later with a friend both topless and nude at two different outdoor public beach and pool areas. The friend was really hot - I kept hoping to run into her at the club. If you've never seen girls sunbathing nude you need to go to Key West.

Do strippers on topless and nude beaches count? I saw a stripper in a Key West club some years ago, then saw her again a couple days later with a friend both topless and nude at two different outdoor public beach and pool areas. The friend was really hot - I kept hoping to run into her at the club. If you've never seen girls sunbathing nude you need to go to Key West.

I like looking at hot women, nude or not, at the beach. But I always feel "left out" because there's usually some group that knows them and I don't. So it's kind of strange to stare at strangers.

And at a beach in Denmark they're likely to be topless, as long as it's warm enough. Lots of hot chicks.

I never quite understood guys who got all excited about looking. "Man, I can SEE her boobies! Wahoo!" Makes a lot of American tourists look really dumb about "being normal around sex," probably prevents those guys from getting to know the girls if they're drooling like idiots over the mere fact of nudity. Then again, I didn't get to know the girls either.

There is this "movement" out there that suggests that female breasts aren't sexual, and therefore should not "turn on" a heterosexual male automatically. Breasts, so the movement says, are "just for nursing babies." I dunno, legs aren't sexual either, they're "just for" walking, but when I see hot legs on a hot chick I kind of get turned on "automatically" too.