Dream Hypothetical Multiple Choice Question
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
You unexpectedly come into some money. Let's say $3,000. For some reason we won't go into, you have to spend it all on strippers as soon as possible, or else lightning will strike you dead. Which of the following options would you choose?
A) Spend it at your regular club on your favorite dancers. Same as you do anyway only more of it or more generously.
B) Spend it on Champagne Room or OTC sessions you would never do otherwise because of the cost.
C) Fly to another city for the awesome club(s) you've always wished you could experience.
Also, for the sake of discussion, practical conflicts like getting time off from work, alibis to the wife, etc. are not an issue.
A) Spend it at your regular club on your favorite dancers. Same as you do anyway only more of it or more generously.
B) Spend it on Champagne Room or OTC sessions you would never do otherwise because of the cost.
C) Fly to another city for the awesome club(s) you've always wished you could experience.
Also, for the sake of discussion, practical conflicts like getting time off from work, alibis to the wife, etc. are not an issue.
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I'm wondering how strict the Lightning might be on this interpretation.
Grabbing the first available dancer and tipping her $2,999 for a DD would be the safest route.
But then, I'd prefer death by lightning over most of the alternatives.
Almost to the point of *not* spending the $3K to insure it happening.
DG ;
Only thing is... 3k is not much money. I don't think trying option C out would be truly possible - though it would be fun to try!
If you win that class action lawsuit Bones I hope you won't forget your brethren and offer to bring us all in for a helluva party. I think if I came into a very large sum of money I would definately be offering free lappers for those who attended on a given night (within limits of course).
A guy I worked with before told me of a situation where he and his brother in law attended a bachelor party of uber proportions. They were given 20k dollars to spend among the 10 of them in a club. Now that would be a party to remember!
The next month I was telling another favorite dancer about it. She said that she would have cashed it for me. She wrote her name and cell number on a napkin and said that if I ever needed help to call her. There were 2 numbers on the napkin. The 2nd was her husbands. If I can't get hold of her, call him. I know that most of us have been given strippers phone numbers but how many of you have also been given their husbands numbers? It's not always about the money...
For A, I wouldn't go to Brad's because I have a hard time spending more than $200 there as it is. Not enough hot girls to keep me going that long. If they could guarantee that all the best ones were there at once, it might be a different story. The only regional club where it would be worth it is the Flight Club. I find it hard to keep my spending there under $200-250, so if money were no object, blowing a big roll would be a blast.
Although B ain't my bag, it might be fun to see how far you could get a "good girl" to put out for you with the temptation of a 3K payday. Hehe.
But if I had to spend it on current strippers, I'd probably do B - I'd renew an old relationship with my most recent fave who I dropped because of cost and do a bunch of champagne rooms with her.
a particular VIP room with a particular dancer.
lmao.
B; full-service otcs.
Realistically, I think that 3K would last me from 2-3 days there, depending on lineup.
I suspect that, after the experience was over, they could probably mail me home in a manilla envelope. But I would be happy.
If I had to spend it to enjoy it, I would use it at one of my regular clubs. I would be spending somewhat carefree as long as I didn't exceed the dollar amount I just acquired.