Things You'll Never Hear a Stripper Say
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
Thursday, March 29, 2007 2:21 PM
1) "Ooh, baby. Your dick is.....kinda small, actually."
2) "Put your money away. No way I'll dance for you. Paunchy, balding middle-aged guys gross me out."
3) "College? Not for me. I spend all my money on drugs. Heroin, mostly."
4) "You may think I'm smiling like I'm enjoying this, but I'm just thinking about how my boyfriend is gonna fuck my brains out after work."
5) "I could say I'll be right back but I won't. You can drop dead now for all I care."
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