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Comments by mmdv26 (page 42)

  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    government giving money to dancers?
    Maybe she was in prison and got paid for making license plates.
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    13 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Your clubs vs. others
    I am comfortable at my home (fav) club. I understand "how things work" and I believe that I get maximum value. There are a few clubs in distant places that I have visited enough to have developed a high comfort level as well. At a first visit to a club, I think I have enough SC experience to get a handle on how the place works pretty quickly, but inevitably I feel like I have wasted some time or money in the learning process.
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    13 years ago
    Funny Thing at the Theater
    Good think she wasn't imitating other things she might have seen momma do...
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    13 years ago
    chimark
    Illinois
    how long and how much
    About ten years ago, after I discovered Viagra, I was in ESL, and tried to do FS to completion....well, as many times as I could in one afternoon - 5 hours or so. I was late 40's at the time, and did manage three, but couldn't get done on the fourth one. This adventure included stops at 3 or 4 clubs, and cost around $600 with drinks. Generally, I only spend 2-3 hours and no more than $300. My burn rate averages around $150 per hour at a typical strip club. A few years ago, before my fav club turned into a brothel, I figured that ITC or OTC FS under normal "hunt" conditions was costing me around $1200 each....
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    13 years ago
    Can a guy cum from a lap dance?
    Decades ago when I first started this disgusting strip club mongering habit, I was sitting there talking to the girl waiting for the next song to begin. I was pretty turned on already, with wood extending down the leg of my jeans. She notices this, and put her hand right on it. BOOOM, I'm done! Gave her $5 (that was the price then, LOL), and apologized. She kissed me on the cheek and said, "that was too easy". In the ensuing years, I might have made a mess in my pants once or twice. Have come close, but usually push her back when I get close. I much prefer to nut in her hand, mouth or pussy...or on her ass, tits or face.
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    13 years ago
    Accosted by bouncers
    Was receiving BJ in VIP when suddenly the bouncer rushes in, grabs the girl by the arm, drags her screaming and yelling to the front door and throws her scantily clad person out on the sidewalk. Then he calls for her locker mate to go get BJ babe's stuff and he threw it out the door as well. I told him I thought he handled the whole thing poorly, and he told me he didn't want to go to jail. I voluntarily stayed out of the club for about six months after that. Fast forward about 4 years. I walk in the club, and another dancer who remembered the incident tells me BJ babe is working there again. Good thing, as I probably wouldn't have recognized her. So we settle into about the same place in VIP as before, she says, "OK, where were we?", and commences FS. No bouncer that day, so we had a great time - and she didn't want any money. A week later, she was gone again.
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    13 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    The Ultimate Stripper Dilemma
    Since you're already in love with her, you might consider taking care of the siblings while she is takes off her clothes in front of total strangers, and then jacks them off with her body at the club. She can support all four of you then. Maybe you can get a part-time job at a convenience store while she sleeps...or does OTC with a regular. If you're a big guy, you could probably make a few bucks stealing her customers' jewelry and money when they show up at the apartment to f**k her. One day you will try to figure out where all the money she says she is earning is going, and you'll have slap her around when you find out she's got a $200/day blow thing and she never cut you in on it. I'm not going to tell you to grow up...it ain't that easy. Get out there and give it a shot! Don't get in debt, and try not to get killed by a pissed-off customer. Report back to us when you have time...I've always thought that someday, somebody, somewhere in the world would make relationship like this work.
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    13 years ago
    Book Guy
    I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
    Old Favorite Return ... disappointment
    I've had a couple of "reunions". Pamela was high and drunk all the time, she was a nasty dancer - did extra's for a small tip. Then she was gone. Heard she was in jail. Heard she miscarriaged. Heard she'd OD'd. Two years later, she's back, clean and sober. Looked better. Still doing FS, but wanted $100 instead of the old $50...I guess she got some self-worth. Boring, mechanical and distant. Brain probably took a real beating the first time around. Angie was a misfit stripper. 17yo B-cup, spinner. High school honor graduate, lived with her parents who were still together - amazing. She told them she had a job at Target. She wouldn't take off her bottoms on stage in this nude club. Did mostly air dances, and took home about what she would probably get at Target. I liked her a lot, and really thought that I could change her into my own private Lolita in a matter of days. Didn't happen, and she was gone a week later. Six months later, she returned. Obviously high, now shedding her bottoms at the start of a VIP dance even though nude LD's weren't allowed. She was an uninhibited sex machine. Turns out that I didn't work fast enough when she was there before...some other dude with more money became her sugar daddy, and she had quit dancing so she could live with him and be his sex slave. I'm told that she eventually objected to the physical beating he administered as part of their sex play and moved out. So, now she's living with another dancer, and back at the club. She was gone again in a month or so; nocked-up by BF, and living with him and his parents. Too young...sure was fun while it lasted.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Feature Entertainer Dances?
    I'd rather go to Mexico and see the 2 girls and a donkey show.
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    13 years ago
    What's her problem? Share your similar stories ( About prude dancers! )
    I only go to strip clubs where I know I can grope tits and ass, so I find it incredibly condescending when a stripper removes my hands from her tits. I have been know to stand up, throw down a five and go back to the floor. One time, I did that with a new chick. Later she came over to me and explained that she just wasn't ready for that much contact yet. She was cute, and I gave her the other $15, and got another dance with my hands voluntarily at my sides. She picked up my hands and put them on her tits, so we did another dance like that. Two weeks later we did FS in VIP.
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    13 years ago
    Things you wish more strippers knew.
    inno, I paid attention and can pass the pop quiz. The answer is: d) feels great and prevents stains. OK, now I'm going to ignore your point and ask...if a dancer does BBBJ on a guy who has the clap, and ten minutes later she's doing you a BBBJ, what are the chances that the disease could be transmitted?? I ask, because I think it actually happened to me years ago. Mild case, I healed on my own in a week without antibiotics, but it might have caused my prostate cancer 20 years later. Or, it could have been Susan who I hooked-up with after our 20th H.S. class reunion....
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    13 years ago
    Staring at self in mirror during dance girls
    I have encountered this annoying behavior. Usually it doesn't last very long - just to the end of the song, because that's all we're going to do.
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    13 years ago
    Strippers you've been with - generally a better lay compared to other women?
    I am fortunate to have had some of the most remarkable sex with some of the coolest women imaginable. That list includes my wife, and it includes a couple of strippers. But, strippers, for the most part, are immature and unsure of themselves when you get them behind closed doors. Maybe that's my experience because I gravitate toward skinny, trashy strippers with pimples and big pussy lips...LOL.
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    13 years ago
    Geez, folks, it's only entertainment.
    I guess I'll blow-off visiting the Wild Thing Saloon when I'm vacationing in Lead next month. Think I'll walk down the street and check-out the opera house, though.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Meanwhile, back T the raunch...
    A couple of years ago, I went in my fav club one Friday night, and after a few minutes a tall, slender, drop-dead gorgeous, AA dancer who was new to me as I am a day guy, grabs me by the hand and literally drags me to the far end of VIP where "things happen". VIP is pretty full, and the "hey buddy, you can't touch her there" VIP troll is busy scolding all who are getting dances. We settle in, and almost immediately she has Johnson out, with a small tit in my mouth....and now she's going down. I'm watching troll to make sure he isn't noticing, and trying to explain to her that "we're gonna get in trouble". She stands up, turns around, sits down on me, and we are united in RCB configuration. I'm too astonished to be paying much attention to reality, and inadvertently allow my hands to creep up to cover her small titties....oh, shit here comes da troll, we're caught! She greets him with a loud "hi Jessie", I let my hands drop to my sides, he says, "that's better", and turns to walk away. She rotates to CB position without becoming "undocked", and proceeds to finish me off with some rollicking f**k motion as my hands are clutching her firm ass cheeks. Troll never looks back. As I'm putting the equipment back in the barn, she gets nose-to-nose and says, "wanna do that again sometime"? Duh, yeah, of course. How much do I owe you for tonight? She only wants 3 dances at $20 each, so I give her $100. Too good to be true! We did that a couple more times over the next week or so on nights when the troll wasn't working - even more fun!! She got fired a week or so later when her City adult entertainer license turned out to be fake. Speculation is that she was only 17(gotta' be 19). I never saw, or heard from her again. Other dancers lost track of her as well. @gmd, thanks for starting this thread. I had almost forgotten that memorable encounter. I just goes to show if you do this SC thing long enough, you'll probably end-up with some great experiences to tell about!
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Judge Rules Strip Club Must Go To Make Way For Expanded Road
    Related to condemnation, if the club was in a zoning district that allows adult entertainment, and if the club were to find a suitable piece of property nearby in the same jurisdiction that was not zoned for AE, would the jurisdiction be required to rezone the new site to allow for adult entertainment?
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Some Advice
    I should have included a comment about, "Why is a truly pretty girl working in a strip club to begin with?" Of course, the answer is, to average out the mix of girls at the club.... I agree with Dougster on a lot of what he says, but in all my 20 years of strip clubbing in several different markets, I have only encountered a handful of genuinely pretty girls who will have sex with a customer for free or pay. And those were usually situations where she was trying to close the deal with a potential sugar daddy....not usually me. More often than not my experience has been that the prettiest girls are usually stringing guys along with regular suggestions that that OTC is just around the corner...but it never happens because she doesn't need (financially or psychologically) for that to happen. I cannot, however, explain the aberration that exists at Mons Venus (and other FL clubs) where stunningly beautiful women agree to dance naked on your lap. I assume that only a small percentage of them would agree to OTC...maybe I'm wrong.
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    13 years ago
    Book Guy
    I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
    Planning Monger's Trip to Detroit, request advice
    @Book Guy. This just beats the hell out of having AAA plan your trip!
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Private VIP rooms vs shared VIP areas
    In some clubs there are certain seats in the shared VIP section where others can't get a good look at what's going on. The dancers know exactly where those places are, and if extra's is what you'll be having tonight, she will take you there. With time, I adjusted to the fact that Johnson might be out for all to see - but others probably can't see - so that doesn't bother me anymore. Besides, I've been to the late Chameleon Club in WP; there was little opportunity for modesty there! I can't remember a club that had both shared and completely private VIP. Often times an upgraded VIP section features superficial status symbol type enhancements but not necessarily increased privacy. MSC and MB in SF have fully private booths, which I don't really care for. Some of the excitement of doing extra's is doing them it in the presence of others without being detected.
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    13 years ago
    Missed Opportunities
    Sometimes these opportunities don't even involve words.
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    13 years ago
    Some Advice
    I think what sasha2011 said above is very complete and accurate. If everyone here understood it and believed it, this entire discussion board would have less than half the posts it does. Of course the object of the game is to catch the vulnerable girl when she needs money....unless you are content to just piss it away on the fantasy.
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    13 years ago
    Dain
    8in/21cm
    DATY
    I've got a fav who likes me to turn her around and lick that side. That ought to set off the health guru sirens...LOL.
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    13 years ago
    mjx01
    Aspiring Global Hound
    MSOG?
    One and done. Refractory period too long at my age.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Best "eye candy" club in your area?
    If a friend came to town and said, "Titstein, let's go to a strip club and look at hot women", I'd just laugh.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    What next.....
    Who knows what will happen. Like clubber sez, ranges from best time you ever had to dead - It'll be somewhere in there. Hopefully, It won't be like the time I had this great **** hotel room and invited a dancer (#1) I was doing now-and-then OTC with to stay the night and drain all my juices from me! ...While I'm waiting for her...now 2 hours late, spinner #2 who I was trying to avoid because she was hitting me up for too many loans, calls totally out of the blue, and wanted to get together. Damn, spinner #2 did the best *69* imaginable, and she'd do back door for same price. Sorry, baby but I've got plans this evening....dang...but #1 is very good as well! Now 3 hours late - I'm waiting patiently and trying not to drink up all the booze when #1 calls from the parking garage - 20 minutes later she's at the door half shot (booze n' blow), dressed like a tramp. Agrees that she would feel better if we got something to eat. It's 9pm, kitchens will be closing soon, so we go down the block to a Ruth's Chris. Can still get dinner, and I haven't had one of their 6" thick fillets in a long time - good deal, we settle into a booth, and we start to talk; her eyes get far away and she passes out. WTF...waiter, can we cancel our order. Nope. $75 "go box" and I'm carrying her out and back to the room, and into the bed. I drank the rest of the beer and watched TV thinking she might wake-up, get a second wind and blow me...or somethin'. She slept till 9am. Put her in her car in the morning, watched her pull out of the garage and ate great steak left-overs for two days. I never saw or heard from #2 again...dang! #1 showed up six years later at the same club we'd met at. Now weighed an extra 50 or 60 pounds, mother of 2, wanted money BEFORE the lap dance and looked like shit. So, motorhead, the moral of the story is: when you f**k around with strippers.....