Things you wish more strippers knew.
I had a recent frustrating experience at a club where I wished the stripper knew about a technique a stripper used on me years ago. I would have suggested it at the time but the girl did not have the necessary things with her.Then I realized that perhaps dancers don't teach each other as much as we think. Since a few dancers visit here I thought I could share mine and maybe yours too.
THE ABSOLUTE BEST WAY TO GIVE A HAND JOB IN A CLUB
You need an unlubricated condom and unscented lube. Take out the condom but before putting it on pour a generous quantity of the lube inside the tip of the condom. Then put the condom on as normal. You can then give a firm grip stroking that will feel wonderfully slippery and smooth but your hands stay clean, your costume stays clean and his clothes stay clean. Afterward depending on the circumstances you can either remove and hide, plus wipe off his cock with a single stroke of a tissue OR he can just zip up and stride to the mens' room with his dignity and pants intact.
(Note do not try the lubricant-on-the-inside trick for anything but a hand job, the condom will slip off too easily without your hand holding it on.)
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Can't imagine why a dancer wouldn't want to teach something to a newbie so that the newbie could steal her business.
1. Cheaper
2. In clubs with a fairly private LD area you might not have to spring for the VIP to get one.
3. I can enjoy rubbing her tits, ass, kitty. and kissing her tits. while she is doing it.
4. In large part because of #3 I find it more enjoyable. But that's just me.
But the real topic was supposed to be what do you wish more strippers knew?
How to lighten up! Some girls around here and just horrible and I'm suprised they make any money, all they do is get one dance from every guy in there who doesn't know any better
Because there is no way anyone is getting more than 1 dance from these chicks...
How the fuck do they survive in this game?
Stop worrying about the things that are least likely to hurt you and realize that you are in more danger on your trip to the club, then your actions or after affects of when you are there.
1) I'm not one of those neutered married guys so excited to be touched by a woman not my wife, that I won't cum in 30 seconds. Actually, it takes me a while to hit blast off, unless you're a raging 10 with the looks of a young Phoebe Cates, and the skill of an early 1980's porn star.
2) I return affection in the LD area. I'm not one of those clueless clods ignorant of foreplay, expecting the stripper to do all the work. If I'm caressing your arms, nibbling on your ears and neck, and paying attention to your nipples, I'm sending you clues that orgasm is within easy reach. Lose yourself in the experience. If I disgust you, you're in the wrong line of work. McDonald's is always hiring.
3) If I tell you to stop, go ahead and stop. If I don't stop you, all you have to do is say, "that's the second song, that's the third song. If I'm willing to allow you to continue, it's because I'll end up paying you 200+ bucks. You're at the club to make money, right ?
4) Don't make an OTC Date with me, unless you really mean it. If you give me your number and tell me to call you tomorrow, I will. Don't then play stupid, and fumble while youmake an excuse (the liquor got to you) and you no longer intend to follow through. You stand to make 200-300 without sharing it with DJ, bouncer, manager, bartender,and busboy. I thought you wanted to make money. Are you that stupid ?
5) Yes, you are in a "party" profession, but if alcohol impairs you that much, you lose a money making mind. Do you ever see drunk CEO's, CFO's, and executives in a boardroom ? No ? There's a reason for that.
6) Yeah, a strip club is a wrong place to make a romantic connection, but if you play your cards right, you could end up leaving your loser BF and be the richer for it, literally.
7) If you find a golden goose, don't fuck it up by getting greedy.
Besides the point of the lube-in-the-condom technique isn't infection avoidance. The point is that done well it feels great and avoids stains.
A BBBJ on the other hand is a different story entirely. You are just fooling yourself if you think it is a low-risk activity with somebody in contact with as many people as a stripper. Acceptable risk? Your call. Low risk? No.
How difficult would that be?
OK, now I'm going to ignore your point and ask...if a dancer does BBBJ on a guy who has the clap, and ten minutes later she's doing you a BBBJ, what are the chances that the disease could be transmitted?? I ask, because I think it actually happened to me years ago. Mild case, I healed on my own in a week without antibiotics, but it might have caused my prostate cancer 20 years later.
Or, it could have been Susan who I hooked-up with after our 20th H.S. class reunion....