Accosted by bouncers

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• Dudester

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  13 years ago

  Back in 99, I went to a short lived all nude place. Long story short, when I finally got this little cutie to straddle me, the security guard was looking at me as if this girl was his sister and he wanted to kick my ass. It ruined my mood, and I stopped at two dances, even though everything was offered. As I was leaving, the guard bumped my shoulder like he was looking for a fight. I stared him down in the doorway to let him know he'd crossed a boundary and that he was seconds away from a mandatory ambulance ride. After a pregnant moment, witnessed by a few, he backed down. I left without looking over my shoulder.
• Prim0

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  13 years ago

  The only time I had to toss someone as a bouncer was way back in the day...early 90s. He was a professional looking gentleman and kept trying to feel the girls up under the table. I gave him a warning first. When the next girl complained I had to ask him to leave...which he did. Never had any other trouble in the time I worked at that club. From the customer side, I've been told to put my hands down once or twice but usually they go with what the girls are ok with. The one guy I saw get tossed was thrown out for nothing to do with the dancers. He just walked in drunk off his ass and immediately jumped up on stage and started dancing. Nothing too bad, just having a good time. The bouncer grabbed his ass and took him straight to the front door. Kinda funny actually.
• Dain

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  13 years ago

  Once I was discreetly jacking off near the stage (the girls liked it), and a bouncer comes up to tell me to leave. He was very angry. What the fuck does he care, I thought.
• DandyDan

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  13 years ago

  One time at my favorite club, they have a dancer who's one of my favorites, only one of the bouncers saw her as his future girlfriend and while I was fingering her, the bouncer comes in and screams real loudly that I shouldn't do that. Never mind that in the other VIP room a couple were fucking, my favorite couldn't be fingered. This incident caused my favorite to quit working there until this particular bouncer got fired, or so she said after her comeback several months later.
• Digitech

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  13 years ago

  I've read some really bad incidents in reviews for different clubs, but I've never really had any problems myself. The only thing I can think of is when I was with a favorite dancer on a slow Thursday evening. We were the only people in the VIP area and it was a two-for-one dance night so we were spending a lot of time there. This club has strict rules though and she wasn't an extras girl. I guess the bouncer got suspicious because after about 4 or 5 songs he sat down in a chair at the entrance of the room and began watching us. (normally he sits over by the door of the club.) It was sort of strange trying to enjoy the dances when there is some guy a few feet away, staring at you like he's watching TV.
• farmerart

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  13 years ago

  Two unsettling bouncer experiences for me. First one was in a lame Alberta club staffed entirely by women. The bouncer was a short young girl. I was happily enjoying my first lap dance in this club, groping the girl like crazy. Little bouncer girl pulled open the curtain and told me to sit on my hands. Startled the crap out of me. Second lousy bouncer experience was much more unsettling. I was in the lap dance area of a high-contact club with strict bans on male customer-female dancer sex. Enjoying some intimate groping with my girl when three bouncers forcefully evict a customer from the club and another bouncer throws the dancer screaming and crying out of the club. This was just nasty. I was sure glad I wasn't caught with my pants down!
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  LOL, farmerart. I've been escorted out of clubs by bouncers. They were pleasant enough, fortunately. But that was in the earlier "less extra friendly days" in Detroit in the mid-90's when the Detroit city council passed a restrictive law, and it was being enforced. The last time was about a year or so back, when I disputed a ROB's attempt to rip me off on the number of dances. I wasn't thrown out, I left on my own power.
• mmdv26

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  13 years ago

  Was receiving BJ in VIP when suddenly the bouncer rushes in, grabs the girl by the arm, drags her screaming and yelling to the front door and throws her scantily clad person out on the sidewalk. Then he calls for her locker mate to go get BJ babe's stuff and he threw it out the door as well. I told him I thought he handled the whole thing poorly, and he told me he didn't want to go to jail. I voluntarily stayed out of the club for about six months after that. Fast forward about 4 years. I walk in the club, and another dancer who remembered the incident tells me BJ babe is working there again. Good thing, as I probably wouldn't have recognized her. So we settle into about the same place in VIP as before, she says, "OK, where were we?", and commences FS. No bouncer that day, so we had a great time - and she didn't want any money. A week later, she was gone again.
• chimark

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  13 years ago

  I was at Heavenly Bodies about 7 or 8 years ago in Chicago, and the rules there at that time were hands on the waist only. I had my hands on the waist like I was told and I was about to let my hands go and put them to my sides, when the girl decide to move off my lap, my hand brushed her ass, and the bouncer came over to me and threw me out of the club for breaking the rules... I'm like WTF dude, stuff happens sometimes give me a break.. bouncer was like these are the rules you broke them... well long story short, I haven't gone back to that club since and will never go back there... I refuse to give them money because of it...
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  I believe I've mentioned this one before in a similar topic. Only happened this one time. We were in the VIP, my pants around my ankles, and she on me backwards cowboy. In walked a bouncer. She started yelling at him in spanish. I was freaked out. He walked to a corner of the room, adjusted an AC thermostat and left. Seems the AC control was in that room and he "forgot" to knock. Anyway, she had work to do to get me re-started. She did and we had a fine finish.
• Dougster

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  13 years ago

  Never had any interaction with them. I can't remember seeing them do anything other than stand around or maybe talk to strippers who were having a smoke either. Must be the world's most boring job.
• deogol

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  13 years ago

  Never any interactions myself but saw a few. One was a drunk guy taking off his shirt on the floor - quickly and painlessly escorted to the door by bouncers and his friends. I think it was one of those "Come back tomorrow" kind of exits. Another was some dude with a smart mouth of some kind. Was asked to leave. Didn't. Was then forced to leave fighting all the way. Finally a group of four young mexican youth yelling "puta" (whore!) to the dancers on the stage. Each of them forced out separate doors. They hung around a bit kicking at the emergency doors from the outside but finally left after a bit (don't know if the cops were called). Oh yea, I remember a gal in civis on the floor by the door with a weird look on her face. When I went out, a bouncer was talking to some dude "She isn't worth going to jail over and be smarter." Definitely a PL who went over board and she ran to the club for protection. I thought about stopping, but at the time I had contracted a full blown case of PL myself.
• Prim0

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  13 years ago

  Maybe it helps me to be an ex-bouncer. The guys never really give me a hard time. Or maybe its because I'm bigger and meaner looking than them. :)