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Feature Entertainer Dances?

Friday, April 15, 2011 3:10 AM
Has anyone here ever received dances from a 'feature' entertainer, be it a pornstar or model? Had my first experience tonight and it was pretty much a let down, no touching allowed by her at all, and around $75 for one dance! Not something I will likely try again!, Hoping someone else here has wasted their money so I am not alone in this!? Has anyone ever had any good/bad experiences with this?

23 comments

  • boatmonkey
    13 years ago
    I had a pretty similar experience, although it was a long time ago and didn't cost me as much. I'll stick with my own local "stars".
  • Rod8432
    13 years ago
    Haven't done dances, but did purchase a Polaroid from Jenna Haze for $35. I figured it was a first and last time I'd see her, and she is a tight little bundle with flawless skin, perfectly natural breasts, and a come-hither lisp when she talks. She's at the very top of my porn star favorites, so I figured springing for the photo would allow a moment or two of conversation, and a chance for me to hold that damn-near perfect body in my lap just once, and a permanent memory to put in my very photo album. No regrets...
  • Rod8432
    13 years ago
    Geez Lueez - I can't believe how I mess up my posts sometimes. My last sentence above should read: "She's at the very top of my porn star favorites, so I figured springing for the photo would allow a moment or two of conversation, a chance for me to hold that damn-near perfect body in my lap just once, and a permanent memory to put in my very personal photo album. No regrets..."
  • Prim0
    13 years ago
    I've seen some come through town but the bigger the name the more difficult to get anywhere near her. I don't even know if they were offering LDs.
  • samsung1
    13 years ago
    Columbus Gold has a feature dancer every night. $100/song for a dance. I went and saw Alexis Texas but she was sectioned off in a separate area and you had to pay $20 to go over and have a picture with her.
  • minnow
    13 years ago
    IME (Limited)- Features charge 1.5- 2 times the regular LD price- actual dance roughly equal to club average as far as contact levels.
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    One of the clubs in Detroit(Club Venus),this place is a dive!!!) used to have feature dancers. Some were the bitch types, but one of them was very accommodating and charged the same prices for lap dances as the Detroit dancers and made for a very memorable night with a hot, hot, hot babe.
  • SuperDude
    13 years ago
    Features are overrated, boring and overpriced.
  • Book Guy
    13 years ago
    For "Feature" dancers, 99% of the time, I find them as interesting and useful as an on-stage bachelor party event where the bachelor gets whup-assed by the dancers, or they drop his pants so we have to look at his boner tenting up his undies -- that is, the presence of the bachelor party or the feature performer gets OTHER men involved in the club, and so can help to "whoop up" the crowd; but it doesn't turn me on at all. In fact, I tend to take those occasions as the best times to land me one of the super-fine annoyed hotties in the crowd and escape to the VIP ... :) I also find that "choreographed numbers" on stage are stupid. Girls who bring the flaming batons, or who move in pre-planned kick-lines and know the different verses of the song: missing the point. I want to see a girl whose body is hot, whose movement is in-the-moment rather than detailed-last-month and practiced-all-week. I want to see her ABANDON herself to sexual feelings. If she can do that, she doesn't need the pre-planning and the kick-line moves. All the above -- dumb kick-line moves; whoop-ass on the bachelor; flaming batons; silly goofy faces and great big "fun" performances; Soupy Sales pies in the face; feature dancers -- miss the point. Strip-club stage dancing is about the girl showing us how hot SHE is, not how hot her PERFORMANCE is. It's about her being ABSENT any self-awareness. The other stuff is all about being sexually embarrassed, and therefore imposing excess distractions. "Omigod I'm naked? What should I DO they might LOOK AT ME! I'd better come up with a MOVE or they'll NOTICE!"
  • mmdv26
    13 years ago
    I'd rather go to Mexico and see the 2 girls and a donkey show.
  • gatorfan
    13 years ago
    No never will
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    mmmdv26, let's go tonight. LOL. That would be a feature show to remember !!
  • 10inches
    13 years ago
    a few years back had lap dance from Melissa Wolfe (Penthouse Pet) at club in FLA. few customers for early pm show, so she did private dances to make a few $$. charged $25. lots of body on body contact with ass rubbing some titty action.
  • Digitech
    13 years ago
    I enjoy meeting porn stars when they're featured at clubs. Similar to BookGuy, I'm not interested in the novelty-act feature entertainers who I've never heard of and have no other fame except winning 'dancer of the year award', etc. Rod8432, I have met Jenna Haze as well. She doesn't really have the body type I like and doesn't specialize in the sex-acts I enjoy watching. Still, I thought she was very personable and friendly and it was nice to meet her. About two years ago, a local club had Shyla Stylez as a feature dancer. She's one of my favorite stars and I was quite familiar with her movies already. Now, the club she was dancing at is probably the tamest one in town. Low contact, low mileage, etc. I got a lapdance from her. She broke tons of rules and would have been fired for sure if she was one of the club's dancers!
  • rl27
    13 years ago
    I have gotten dances from a few feature entertainers, most at Columbus Gold before their prices for a feature went up. The best were from Tiffany Towers, who said she refused to charge more for a dance than a club dancer, so I ended up getting three songs from her. She started out as a stripper before becoming a feature dancer and was great. Nina Hartley back when she was still pretty hot looking, and Selena Steele. Both were at the Dollhouse, back when it had features, and both gave one of the better lap dances, they also only charged the same amount as a club dancer. Sunset Thomas, two separate times, very early in her career. Decent extras, and the prices both times were $10 only more per dance than the club dances. Devon Michaels, also two separate times. The first at a short lived club named Olympus, where I won a half hour with her by throwing a $5 bill in a cup, the second was at Columbus Gold, by then the prices had risen to $40 a song, so I only asked for one from her that time, but then she said for $20 more I could get two, so I went for two. The half hour at Olympus was awesome, while the dance at CG was good, but not great. Chantilly Lace, and Haley Hills (aka Tabitha Jordan) both at Columbus gold, but by then the priced had gone up to $40, so I only got one from each. Both were supposably a lot better in other cities. Victoria Paris at the Crazy Horse in Cleveland years ago. She also only charged the same as the club dancers, and she was the most friendly of all the features I ever met. Since the club was basically dead she stayed at my table between sets. I ended up getting 2 three song sets from her. The worst features I ever tried were, Kobe Tai, and Rocki Roads. There were a few others but I don't recall their names.
  • Book Guy
    13 years ago
    I think I saw Nina Hartley do a feature-performance on stage in Tampa about eight years ago; and I remember that Sunset name from a club in Toronto about 15 years ago, give or take, but I didn't actually ever SEE the woman in question, she was so busy in the back giving one-off private dances (plus polaroid, I'm sure) at $100 per song. Nina Hartley was pretty good on stage, but clearly had aged from her "glory days." And she had a really unattractive girlfriend with her, who was doing the stage set-up, a bull-dyke-looking gal with a fat belly and a man's haircut and trucker jeans. Between songs Nina Hartley would go over and make out with this woman, making a bit of a show of it, standing BARELY out of the limelight so that she knew we were watching, but so that she also sent the signal that it wasn't an "official" part of the act. I disliked it. It wasn't that I disapproved of Nina preferring to have a romantic partner who was female rather than male; or even, that I would disapprove of, or dislike, that Nina's female partner was a butchy and kind of male-looking partner. It was that the partner was ugly and not very charismatic, in that sort of way that simply says, "no stage presence." She lacked charisma. She wasn't put together, her outfit was drab and didn't "read" from a distance, her face was beefy and typically middle-aged and there wasn't anything else to recommend her. No charisma at all. It looked like she was Nina's little acolyte, kind of dopey, kind of doing the heavy lifting, and in order to ensure that the roadie picked up the fucking flaming batons and kiddie pool, Nina made out with her instead of paying her. Seemed like lower-class performing slave labor for upper class, in which the assessment of class membership was based on visual appearance and similarity to the California-blonde-caricatured ideal. Distasteful.
  • travelingguy
    13 years ago
    I have seen and gotten dances from a number of Porn stars in clubs over the years: Serenity, Jenna Jameson, Jenna Haze, Sunny Lane, Nina Hartley, and more. Most of the time the dances are surprisingly lame - it usually depends on the club. I had a couple good experiences though. Most surprising was when I took my wife to see one of the stars mentioned above and we ended up making a long-term 'friend'. It all started when my wife went to get a Polaroid with the star for me and my wife took off her top too! The star was so surprised/impressed that she came and talked with us every chance she got. My second best was at O'Farrell in SF a few years back. Don't know if they still have feature entertainers there but I went a couple times when one particular star was there and it was full contact.
  • samsung1
    13 years ago
    The feature this week at columbus gold is Aspen Reign (winner of some miss nude contest). She is from Peoria, Ill, which is the city that arrested someone for fondling a stripper. I bet she will be the lowest mileage dancer there.
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    vm, My one time in Mexico, now that I think back, outside the donkey show, they had your picture with a red slash through it! :)
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    YIKES Clubber!!! Did you have to tell everyone here??? LOL
  • LeeH
    13 years ago
    I've beat this dead horse into the ground with a stick, but I'll say it again. Most featured "dancers" couldn't dance their way out of a wet paper bag. Apparently, club owners think there's a lot of money to be made from college kids who jizz themselves when they see a porn star up close.
  • lopaw
    13 years ago
    The only feature that I ever got to see was Janine Lindemulder at the Rhino in downtown LA. This was before she got all tatted up. She actually put on a damn good show, and I was able to score a very good dance with her that, unfortunately, became more of a spectacle for audience entertainment than the one-on-one that I was hoping for. The one thing I did get to see up close was her legendary looooong tongue. It was absolutely incredible.
  • samsung1
    13 years ago
    Columbus GOld has a feature every single weekend. Sometimes it is a big name porn star but most of the time the dancer has bullshit credentials and someone I never heard of before.
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