Feature Entertainer Dances?
Realist123
Had my first experience tonight and it was pretty much a let down, no touching allowed by her at all, and around $75 for one dance!
Not something I will likely try again!, Hoping someone else here has wasted their money so I am not alone in this!?
Has anyone ever had any good/bad experiences with this?
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She's at the very top of my porn star favorites, so I figured springing for the photo would allow a moment or two of conversation, and a chance for me to hold that damn-near perfect body in my lap just once, and a permanent memory to put in my very photo album. No regrets...
I also find that "choreographed numbers" on stage are stupid. Girls who bring the flaming batons, or who move in pre-planned kick-lines and know the different verses of the song: missing the point. I want to see a girl whose body is hot, whose movement is in-the-moment rather than detailed-last-month and practiced-all-week. I want to see her ABANDON herself to sexual feelings. If she can do that, she doesn't need the pre-planning and the kick-line moves.
All the above -- dumb kick-line moves; whoop-ass on the bachelor; flaming batons; silly goofy faces and great big "fun" performances; Soupy Sales pies in the face; feature dancers -- miss the point. Strip-club stage dancing is about the girl showing us how hot SHE is, not how hot her PERFORMANCE is. It's about her being ABSENT any self-awareness. The other stuff is all about being sexually embarrassed, and therefore imposing excess distractions. "Omigod I'm naked? What should I DO they might LOOK AT ME! I'd better come up with a MOVE or they'll NOTICE!"
Rod8432, I have met Jenna Haze as well. She doesn't really have the body type I like and doesn't specialize in the sex-acts I enjoy watching. Still, I thought she was very personable and friendly and it was nice to meet her.
About two years ago, a local club had Shyla Stylez as a feature dancer. She's one of my favorite stars and I was quite familiar with her movies already.
Now, the club she was dancing at is probably the tamest one in town. Low contact, low mileage, etc. I got a lapdance from her. She broke tons of rules and would have been fired for sure if she was one of the club's dancers!
Sunset Thomas, two separate times, very early in her career. Decent extras, and the prices both times were $10 only more per dance than the club dances.
Devon Michaels, also two separate times. The first at a short lived club named Olympus, where I won a half hour with her by throwing a $5 bill in a cup, the second was at Columbus Gold, by then the prices had risen to $40 a song, so I only asked for one from her that time, but then she said for $20 more I could get two, so I went for two. The half hour at Olympus was awesome, while the dance at CG was good, but not great.
Chantilly Lace, and Haley Hills (aka Tabitha Jordan) both at Columbus gold, but by then the priced had gone up to $40, so I only got one from each. Both were supposably a lot better in other cities.
Victoria Paris at the Crazy Horse in Cleveland years ago. She also only charged the same as the club dancers, and she was the most friendly of all the features I ever met. Since the club was basically dead she stayed at my table between sets. I ended up getting 2 three song sets from her.
The worst features I ever tried were, Kobe Tai, and Rocki Roads. There were a few others but I don't recall their names.
Nina Hartley was pretty good on stage, but clearly had aged from her "glory days." And she had a really unattractive girlfriend with her, who was doing the stage set-up, a bull-dyke-looking gal with a fat belly and a man's haircut and trucker jeans. Between songs Nina Hartley would go over and make out with this woman, making a bit of a show of it, standing BARELY out of the limelight so that she knew we were watching, but so that she also sent the signal that it wasn't an "official" part of the act. I disliked it. It wasn't that I disapproved of Nina preferring to have a romantic partner who was female rather than male; or even, that I would disapprove of, or dislike, that Nina's female partner was a butchy and kind of male-looking partner. It was that the partner was ugly and not very charismatic, in that sort of way that simply says, "no stage presence." She lacked charisma. She wasn't put together, her outfit was drab and didn't "read" from a distance, her face was beefy and typically middle-aged and there wasn't anything else to recommend her. No charisma at all. It looked like she was Nina's little acolyte, kind of dopey, kind of doing the heavy lifting, and in order to ensure that the roadie picked up the fucking flaming batons and kiddie pool, Nina made out with her instead of paying her. Seemed like lower-class performing slave labor for upper class, in which the assessment of class membership was based on visual appearance and similarity to the California-blonde-caricatured ideal. Distasteful.
I had a couple good experiences though. Most surprising was when I took my wife to see one of the stars mentioned above and we ended up making a long-term 'friend'. It all started when my wife went to get a Polaroid with the star for me and my wife took off her top too! The star was so surprised/impressed that she came and talked with us every chance she got.
My second best was at O'Farrell in SF a few years back. Don't know if they still have feature entertainers there but I went a couple times when one particular star was there and it was full contact.
My one time in Mexico, now that I think back, outside the donkey show, they had your picture with a red slash through it! :)
The one thing I did get to see up close was her legendary looooong tongue. It was absolutely incredible.