In response to another member's private complaint about not enough "raunchy 'public sex acts with strippers' posts", here's my two most disconcerting experiences. Both of these happened at the same club here in Louisville, with girls who are, sadly, no longer entertaining.
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Within moments of sitting down, my ATF has whipped me out, dressed me up, and set her nicely slick, never for long satisfied, warm little kitty down over me. Just as she gets settled and starts riding, I hear the waitress' voice at the doorway, "Hey S____, I got your drink." What does my girl do? "It's OK, bring it in, I'm just sitting on his lap." Yeah, with my shorts at my knees. Fortunately, the waitress chose not to notice that little fact, set the drink down and left.
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Different dancer (MFC Classic), same room, is vigorously giving me the head she's so good at, when the same waitress walks in the room to clean, says, "Oh, sorry, didn't know it was occupied," then turns around and leaves. MFC, trooper that she is, never even slowed down. When I asked about that later, she just kind of snorted and said "She's seen me doing a lot worse."
This waitress and I developed a nice little rapport while she was there. She never failed to point me in the right direction, and was instrumental in convincing more than one girl I was safe.
I'm sure those two pale in comparison to some I've seen implied here, so do tell.


Who needs porn when Bogart's has their mosh pit? My first trip in, out of the four chairs opposite me, there were 2 bjs in progress, one cowboy riding, and the last had either just finished or was just beginning. Then there's the big mirror which covers the entire back wall (now covered) by way of which one could see the other 3 seats at the other end of the VIP. The bouncer sits at the center (to collect VIP entry fee) and looks out over the main floor, oblivious to all the activity transpiring about him.