Funny Thing at the Theater

So, I'm in line at the theater concession stand. I look down and see this little girl, about three years old. She looks at me and smiles, then, as little girls are wont to do, she flirts with me. The first thing I notice though, is that she's wearing lipstick, a lot of it. It looks like light purple lipstick covered with lip gloss. Then, she starts singing and dancing. This is where it gets fun.

Her dance-the ghetto booty shake. I can't believe my eyes. Then she starts shaking her chest. She's got nothing to shake, but it's funny as hell. Either, mama is letting her watch rap videos, or mama works for tips.

Let me tell you about mama-she's a real looker. Hispanic, 22 or 23, and good looking enough to work her desired shift at an upscale club.

Anyway, mama finally notices that meha is putting on a show and pulls her in the corner.