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11 years ago
Most non alcohol clubs here in L.A. have a 2-drink minimum, and it's not unusual to have the waitress dive-bomb you as soon as your ass hits cushion. But I have never witnessed the second drink being pushed.
Still....I'll take the 2 drink minimum over the constant "buy the lady a drink" bullshit anyday.
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11 years ago
I rarely sit at the rail and if I do it would only be after a dancer has started her set so I can tell whether or not she's even worth it. Only once did I get burned. A hottie basically danced for one guy at a fully seated stage, and only him. She ignored everyone else sitting there and tipping her, so I took my $2 tip back and went back to my table. It was a petty move I know, but fuck that shit.
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11 years ago
lol shadowcat
In the club I let my "little woman in the boat" make all of my decisions. Usually she leads me astray but what the hell.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Nobody, woman or man, typically looks as good at 50 compared to when they were 20-something or even 30-something.
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11 years ago
I once had a Swedish dancer ask me if I'd become her domestic partner so that she could live here legally. She thought that the US accepted domestic partner status to establish citizenship. I sadly had to tell her that it hasn't happened yet. I also didn't tell her that I already had a DP. I still think of her often. She was a real sweetie.
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11 years ago
A.
I don't give a crap whether the club is or isn't the top rated club in that city on TUSCL or any other listing for that matter. I base expectations on my previous visit(s).
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11 years ago
lol Bullwinkle - yeah I cum & go with barely any evidence left behind. You'd have to check the dancer's fingers for any traces of my DNA.
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11 years ago
Not prepared?
All I need is a panty liner and I'm ready for anything....let her rip!
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11 years ago
"A few years back I made an origami crane using a $10 bill and carefully placed it onstage for a cute Asian dancer. She grabbed it and sneered at me. Apparently she didn't appreciate the gesture."
Ok gotta ask....did it really look like a crane, or was it really an origami dick?
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11 years ago
I would have done what others have said - asked the dancer to choose, knowing that any future business with her from me was riding on her answer.
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11 years ago
Getting stripper phone numbers is hardly a commitment. Go for it! Just be sure to never let that phone get into an SO's hands for obvious reasons.
And sadly the likelihood that a stripper will actually stay in touch with customers after she no longer dances is remote. Some really do have good intentions but they tend to have attention spans of circus monkeys.
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11 years ago
Long haired brunettes who mistreat me are my Kryptonite.
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11 years ago
@gawker - that's good to know. I still don't think that I want to share too much with her, though. In my case some things are best kept under wraps.
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11 years ago
I have a hot doctor (30-something blond surfer chick type) and I hint at my outside activities with her but haven't actually admitted to anything. The last thing i want is any type of lecture about my reckless lifestyle. The fact that she's also my SO's doctor inhibits my sharing too much.
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11 years ago
I once knew a pixie-ish dancer who was obsessed with all thinks pink and all thing Hello Kitty. She bought a SmartCar and had the doors specially painted pink with a Hello Kitty emblem on it's tiny hood. That chick was nuts, but at least it was easy to spot her car in the parking lot to know when she was working.
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11 years ago
My first SC experience was with a group of male coworkers and I had NO idea what was going on.....but I knew that I liked it! My first lap dance was bought for me from someone in our group, and it was with a sultry blonde who had a huge pentagram tat on her back. Looking back she was indeed The Devil. Little did I realize at the time what an impact that first SC visit would have on my life.
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11 years ago
Yes, and it should be the norm, but it isn't. There have been quite a few times that even I can smell the B.O. of some slob sitting a few tables away from me. I don't know how dancers can tolerate that type of thing, even for $$$.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
LMAO txtittyfan!
I've had female coaches like that when I played sports in high school & later in college. But my coaches never went down the "whore" or "alcoholic" path, though I do remember a lot of "learning disabled" type jabs thrown at us whenever we lost a game by a wide margin.
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11 years ago
I took a chance by daytime clubbing today and hit paydirt with a 19 yo hottie. So far this weekend is starting off right.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Lol, sclvr.....you did seem to enjoy yourself, once you came up for air! ;)
Long ago I stopped reading anything in the Dancer Only Sections of SW, and I'm not about to start now. So I'll pass on that link.
FWIW I agree w/ you, Papi - I hate to have anybody in the club that is taking up valuable real estate and forcing us mongers into the shadows. Since I rarely club at night I have never witnessed the horrific "drunken girl's night out" at the local SC. And women like me especially hate these kinds of females since it can cast a negative light over all female customers in the minds of dancers.....and we all know that once a dancer has a bad experience with a certain type of customer, they tend to assume that they are all that way and will avoid them. But since I'm a solo daytimer, I haven't had too much of a problem.
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11 years ago
Same service, same payment.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Yeah I was weeping at the indignity of it all a couple of hours ago as that gorgeous 19 yo AA dancer was giving me a happy ending fingering in VIP. Boo fucking hoo!
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11 years ago
Lol between zbone's links & the LA Weekly you should never have to pay a cover ever again!
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11 years ago
no offense taken, BBJohn.
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11 years ago
Male Actors:
1. Morgan Freeman-Living
2. Heath Ledger-Deceased
Female Actors
1. Jody Foster-Living
2. Katherine hepburn-Deceased