Shamrock211

You didn't get robbed, stabbed and left for dead in an alley. Count your blessings and don't go back.

Maybe some day I can start a cult of my own. I'll bet it pays better than bouncing.

When I used to live in Cleveland several years back, I had the misfortune of working at this place for a couple…

Figure someone has but I'm not around enough to know for sure.

From a guy who works in a strip club, I'm all in favor…

Thanks Dan.

The sad part is virtually nothing in that post actually happened except the cigarettes and crack.

I DID post a warning clearly stating that this installment was drivel.

Doesn't any one read signs any more?

People still live in Toledo?

In case you've ever wondered what it's like being a strip club bouncer in a small, tertiary market town.


If you've…

No, but I've had BBSR, or Blow Back on serious Relationships because the girl just figured since I worked in a strip club, that…

Unfortunately we get a lot of that in some of the clubs I've worked. People think because its a strip club that anything…

Some of us don't actually have to pay for sex.

They usually deserve it, but sometimes they don't and get stomped anyway.

It's a cruel world.



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I've had my current wallet for 21 years. It's falling apart yet has perfectly conformed over the year to fit my ass.

I hate the…

Glad everyone had some fun with it.

You've made yourself into a money-spring. And they will keep drinking there until it runs dry.

My advice is to start…

This is just for fun. Easily half the strippers I've worked with over the years varied from aloof-but-professional to pretty fuckin cool.…

At the club I work at we'll give very basic info out: Shift obligations, length of shifts, stuff like that.

We never discuss house fees…

My favorite team has always been the Bulls.

I'm gonna guess that the club was a bit on the ghetto side.

My advice: if the patrons look like the cast of Oz, leave…

A hand with no tip in it.

shadowcat- I know and have been keeping records of my own tip-theft

motorhead- Neither have I.

deogol- Thanks, I try.

I agree. It's all the same.

Nice to hear that about them. Obviously you've either set a good precedent, or tipped them generously.

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Again, I focus on the negative aspects of the job because if I only described the good parts, everything would be about…

Oops. Hit wrong button. But hey, as a Floor Guy it's a relevant question to me.

Do the FH at your club help…