Stripper Quiz: How Well Do You Know Strippers?

11 comments

• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  I got a zero. I don't know shit about strippers.
• Siege031

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  11 years ago

  Guess i need to hit a few more clubs only got 4 out of 10
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Me too only 4
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  2. Think I did worse than guessing.
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  5
• minnow

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  11 years ago

  6 and a half here. Didn't know I was supposed to give 2 answers in one of questions. In another question, choice A would seemingly be all encompasing. Maybe the item strippers have a lot of, you've seen them sell those items for more than they paid for it ?
• minnow

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  11 years ago

  6 and a half here. Didn't know I was supposed to give 2 answers in one of questions. In another question, choice A would seemingly be all encompasing. Maybe the item strippers have a lot of, you've seen them sell those items for more than they paid for it ?
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  I KNOW what I need to KNOW.
• she_is_covfefe

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  11 years ago

  1) What percentage of their body weight can a stripper do in cocaine before she OD's? I don't do that shit. 2) An mature female stripper can reach speeds of 30 MPH in the wild. How fast can a domesticated stripper run? I'm not a wild animal. Sorry. 3) Strippers are very stringent in their selection process for breeding partners. Which of the following best describes a stripper's ideal mate? Military men; whether active or retired. I refuse to mate with non military men. 4) Name the 4 stripper food groups: Pizza, rice/beans, chicken noodle soup, and beer. 5) On an over-the-hill stripper, how long does it take and how much weight is added to their face when they do their makeup? Not much; like an ounce at the most. Now, them heels are heavy!!! 6) What percentage of their income does a stripper save or invest? I have a TSP account, a ROTH IRA with USAA, and I'm saving for a house. I'd say about 15%. Thirty five % goes in taxes, so I only get half of the income left; three quarters to pay bills, and the rest for disposable income. 7) Of strippers with children, how many are in stable, long term relationships with their bebbydaddys? Me? So that'll be less than %1. 8) What do most strippers claim is their favorite aspect of their job? The cockteasing and the pole. 9) What do strippers have to say about the situation in North Korea? That Kim Jong-Un is a big baby, and I will probably retire again for a while because the navy is reactivating my ass. 10) When confronted by an angry Latina stripper, you: RUN. FOR. YOUR. LIFE.
• yegi

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  11 years ago

  I got 5 out of 10. I should have known with number 10 and number 9 sounds surprisingly accurate...I once worked with a girl named "India". Number 4 made me hungry.
• Shamrock211

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  11 years ago

  Glad everyone had some fun with it.