Comments by EarlTee (page 18)

Maybe this should be a separate thread, but... Favorite stripper name ever... "Swallow."

Mr Madison: Since you state clearly that you are not LE, I feel that I can trust you with this info. At Club Bristol in Sun Prairie, hand the doorman $100 and say, "I really need a blowjob, and here's a little something for your trouble." Works like a charm, guaranteed.

rperette: AlienBoy blogged a few days ago that you can Google "site:tuscl.net tall" and find reviews and other posts that mention, uh, "tall". On another topic, does anyone know of a club where the strippers are really short, with flat heads?

I too would definitely pass, but I've seen bigger dancers than that making money in the clubs.

"Are you a cop?" "No I'm not, and to prove it, I'll give you $100 to suck my dick."

I'm a lot more concerned about how customers act than how they dress.

I'm suddenly hungry for some Scandanavian food.

The story is fake but the issues raised and our anger over them is real.

ztrzi: POP = price of pussy

I went to my usual club last night for some of my standard deviation.

CTQ, I went to school with Ron Popeil's daughter. We called her Pocket Fisherman but it was just wishful thinking.

Here's another approach that's just as likely to work. Invent something super useful and sell it for a shit-ton of money. Offer the stripper $2000 to go home with you. You're welcome.

LG, I wish you had included those details in your review. That sort of crap should be part of a club's "permanent record."

Ask me if you can join me. If I say yes, sit down, make small talk, and play with my dick.

I humbly suggest "BBBJ75," "CFS150"... these would be useful.

Yesterday's reviews disappeared?

TTF has it very close to correct. HJ or BJ at Centerfolds is possible, but the stars have to align exactly right. There is no guarantee of privacy. More is generally available at Club Southwest Attractions, but it is not really a strip club and you will pay through the nose.

Another chapter in a long book. Recently, I had one ignore my texts until I gave up on her. Then weeks later she texted to say she needed $300 and wanted me to deliver it right away. Uh no.

I Really Really Really Love Tits > IRRRLT > EarlT > EarlTee ... it evolved in emails/PMs with a few buddies.

I wouldn't consider it. I don't tweet my location either. I'm with how: it seems utterly pointless.

Dude looks like a lady... lady looks like a dude... 12 or so years ago there was a dancer at the HiLiter in Phoenix who looked just like Pat, the androgynous character on Saturday Night Live. Every time she took the stage, I started laughing. I must have looked insane.

20% of fake boobs are not too big, not too hard.

Are there atheists in Foxholes?

Emma Peel

The napkin thing works unless the air conditioner or some passer-by interferes. When my drink disappears prematurely, I just accept my fate. $50 over a lifetime is a low tax to pay.