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14 years ago
Maybe this should be a separate thread, but...
Favorite stripper name ever...
"Swallow."
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14 years ago
Mr Madison: Since you state clearly that you are not LE, I feel that I can trust you with this info. At Club Bristol in Sun Prairie, hand the doorman $100 and say, "I really need a blowjob, and here's a little something for your trouble." Works like a charm, guaranteed.
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14 years ago
rperette: AlienBoy blogged a few days ago that you can Google "site:tuscl.net tall" and find reviews and other posts that mention, uh, "tall".
On another topic, does anyone know of a club where the strippers are really short, with flat heads?
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14 years ago
I too would definitely pass, but I've seen bigger dancers than that making money in the clubs.
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14 years ago
"Are you a cop?"
"No I'm not, and to prove it, I'll give you $100 to suck my dick."
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14 years ago
I'm a lot more concerned about how customers act than how they dress.
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14 years ago
I'm suddenly hungry for some Scandanavian food.
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14 years ago
The story is fake but the issues raised and our anger over them is real.
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14 years ago
ztrzi: POP = price of pussy
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14 years ago
I went to my usual club last night for some of my standard deviation.
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14 years ago
CTQ, I went to school with Ron Popeil's daughter. We called her Pocket Fisherman but it was just wishful thinking.
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14 years ago
Here's another approach that's just as likely to work. Invent something super useful and sell it for a shit-ton of money. Offer the stripper $2000 to go home with you. You're welcome.
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14 years ago
LG, I wish you had included those details in your review. That sort of crap should be part of a club's "permanent record."
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14 years ago
Ask me if you can join me. If I say yes, sit down, make small talk, and play with my dick.
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14 years ago
I humbly suggest "BBBJ75," "CFS150"... these would be useful.
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14 years ago
Yesterday's reviews disappeared?
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14 years ago
TTF has it very close to correct. HJ or BJ at Centerfolds is possible, but the stars have to align exactly right. There is no guarantee of privacy.
More is generally available at Club Southwest Attractions, but it is not really a strip club and you will pay through the nose.
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14 years ago
Another chapter in a long book. Recently, I had one ignore my texts until I gave up on her. Then weeks later she texted to say she needed $300 and wanted me to deliver it right away. Uh no.
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14 years ago
I Really Really Really Love Tits > IRRRLT > EarlT > EarlTee ... it evolved in emails/PMs with a few buddies.
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14 years ago
I wouldn't consider it. I don't tweet my location either. I'm with how: it seems utterly pointless.
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14 years ago
Dude looks like a lady... lady looks like a dude... 12 or so years ago there was a dancer at the HiLiter in Phoenix who looked just like Pat, the androgynous character on Saturday Night Live. Every time she took the stage, I started laughing. I must have looked insane.
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14 years ago
20% of fake boobs are not too big, not too hard.
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14 years ago
Are there atheists in Foxholes?
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14 years ago
Emma Peel
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14 years ago
The napkin thing works unless the air conditioner or some passer-by interferes. When my drink disappears prematurely, I just accept my fate. $50 over a lifetime is a low tax to pay.