Comments by EarlTee (page 17)

@ttf: I went to the old location on Camelback many years ago because I was right there and needed to kill some time before an appointment. The two dancers working that afternoon were and are #1 and #2 on my list of all-time fattest oldest ugliest strippers. The experience was right on the line between disgusting and hilarious. I think I stayed 5 minutes.

Arizona recently passed a law requiring every citizen to carry a gun and shoot at least one person per year.

It's not that I have no interest in fishing, gardening, BBQs, and baseball... I actively dislike every one of those activities. On the other hand, there *is* something about Spring that makes me extra crazy for hot wet young snatch.

The control group refrained from looking at tits for 5 years? I don't think so.

I've been in that situation more than once. I say, "It's my money and I get to spend it however I like." By talking about me instead of her, I avoid making the hurtful "fat cow" kinds of comments. But it does get rid of them.

Need a "Flag" here like for reviews.

I vote with shadowcat, GSW, and troop.

Baddjack, there's a Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn near Fairbanks -- also not a strip club. For a strip club name I still like The Lumber Yard (Des Moines).

I'm only a 4. Humiliating.

TUSCL doesn't generally understand dates very well. If you display clubs for a city and sort by last review, you get the clubs listed in an order that has nothing to do with when they were last reviewed. A minor flaw.

What a coincidence... I see only 4 on the first page too.

Oh now I get it. OP is looking to date her, not to fuck her for money. Not gonna happen, unless she's interested in milking him for meals, groceries, clothes, jewelry, rent....

"Is there a timetable for bringing up that, just like typically how many months since the start of a bf/gf relationship should the couple have sex?" Big red flag there. Months??? Ask her as soon as you know you want it. She's a businessperson. She'll say yes or no or not yet... whatever, and you'll go from there. She won't be insulted. She won't dump you. She wants your money.

So anyway, what language *do* they speak there?

Another shirt I had had Tootsie Pops screen printed on it. That started lots of conversations with dancers, mostly about sucking. (These shirts were given to me by a female friend. They made sense as gag gifts in contexts I won't bore you with. She would be appalled if she knew that I have used these shirts to attract young snatch.)

I have had excellent results with t-shirts depicting cute things from childhood. Curious George got me a LOT of extra attention, all positive. I'll bet Winnie the Pooh would be a big hit. I don't know about plain pink.

What about beavers?

Blogs and also articles, please. (Same offender in both cases.)

A nice creepy old pervert is all I've ever wanted to be.

This meeting of the Old Farts Club is hereby called to order.

This meeting of the Old Farts Club is hereby called to order.

"Richardson said he was unsure whether the Bunny Ranch owners and manager would consider applying for a liquor license, which would set the employee minimum age to 19." You can be 19 and show your tits to drunk guys, but you have to be 21 to show your pussy to sober guys. That's a weird one to have to defend.

Mentioning my mother's tongue on this board is a faux pas.

Mentioning my mother's tongue on this board is a faux pas.

The drink minimum has never been enforced at any club I've been to.