Any clubs in the Madison area that are known for contact in Champagne room? Maybe mileage or OTC? No, I am not LE, I just would like suggestion before I waste money.
Madison? Wasn't that the locale a few months back where a guy got thrown out of the strip club, crashed his car and then told Police aliens made him do it? Intergalactic mileage that be!
Madison, huh? You have no reviews on TUSCL and 3 posts to the discussion board. In your Dec 5th post you said, "I never leave a club without dropping at least $1500 - $2000 per night."
And you are looking for contact in the champagne room?
I can sympathize. $2,000 just doesn't go as far as it used to.
Just ask the girls if they will do some high mileage for you, and how much EXTRA it will cost. Be sure to say the word EXTRA a little louder so they get your drift...you know. I hope you were exaggerating about the $1500-$2000 per night, that's a lot of taxpayer money to be wasting on strippers.
RD, normally you give really excellent advice, so the stress of the holiday season must be getting to you. In the spirit of Christmas, let's help "Madison" with some of our inside tips and tricks.
1) It's always best to dress like the locals in the clubs. In Wisconsin, a bright yellow, foam rubber cheese wedge worn at a jaunty angle on your head, should help you fit right in.
2) Most girls prefer a man with good personal hygiene. However, the girls who will do OTC really go for a man that exudes a certain backwoods odor. Instead of deodorant, try a liberal application of bear grease to your underarms and privates.
3) To complete the ensemble, consider camo cargo pants with the pockets cut out. The OTC girls will want to give you a preview of their excellent skills, and ready access makes that easier for them.
4) Finally, save your money when it comes to hotels. OTC girls who are attracted to a guy in camo, wearing a cheese head, and slathered in bear grease, don't care what kind of shit hole you are bunking in. Better yet, just park your camper pickup in the lot. Remember to firm up the tires to reduce side wobble.
Mr Madison: Since you state clearly that you are not LE, I feel that I can trust you with this info. At Club Bristol in Sun Prairie, hand the doorman $100 and say, "I really need a blowjob, and here's a little something for your trouble." Works like a charm, guaranteed.
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And you are looking for contact in the champagne room?
I can sympathize. $2,000 just doesn't go as far as it used to.
why limit yourself to just one state, how about contact in the universe?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_(fi…
If you really spend $1500-2000 per club visit then OTC should be available almost anywhere, even in the supposedly clean clubs.
Either you are very much full of shit or you are very stupid.
1) It's always best to dress like the locals in the clubs. In Wisconsin, a bright yellow, foam rubber cheese wedge worn at a jaunty angle on your head, should help you fit right in.
2) Most girls prefer a man with good personal hygiene. However, the girls who will do OTC really go for a man that exudes a certain backwoods odor. Instead of deodorant, try a liberal application of bear grease to your underarms and privates.
3) To complete the ensemble, consider camo cargo pants with the pockets cut out. The OTC girls will want to give you a preview of their excellent skills, and ready access makes that easier for them.
4) Finally, save your money when it comes to hotels. OTC girls who are attracted to a guy in camo, wearing a cheese head, and slathered in bear grease, don't care what kind of shit hole you are bunking in. Better yet, just park your camper pickup in the lot. Remember to firm up the tires to reduce side wobble.
Enjoy your stay in Wisconsin.