now i'm a geek, but good grief

I smacked that clittoris with my cock.

I'm OK with average girls.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

the derivative line got me laughing. good one!

samsung- what shoe store do you shop at? looks like a fun one.

I went to my usual club last night for some of my standard deviation.

The Angle of the dangle In direct proportion to the heat of the meat Causes the size of the rise And the mass of the ass To remain constant.

In the LD area, I usually like to insert two digits into the stripper's Pi.

If your hole needs casing, I've got the steel.

OK, these responses weren't anywhere close to what I was asking, but they're much better, so what the hell? ;-)

Well played, gentlemen.