How do you take a stripper home?

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sinclair
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From Manswers:
http://www.spike.com/video/make-stripper…

Seems like this would not work. Opinions?

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ryce
14 years ago
From first hand experience, I can say that the only times I've been able to take a stripper back without actually paying for it has been by using a combination of steps 1 - 4...
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troop
14 years ago
well if it was on manswers it HAS to be RIGHT! right?
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EarlTee
14 years ago
Here's another approach that's just as likely to work. Invent something super useful and sell it for a shit-ton of money. Offer the stripper $2000 to go home with you. You're welcome.
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CTQWERTY
14 years ago
I wonder how many strippers RonCo has taken home???
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samsung1
14 years ago
nice thing about detroit, is that it is right next door to Windsor where escorts are legal and the business is established.
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samsung1
14 years ago
Being a regular at a strip club is fairly easy...but the final step of throwing a party??? I am not cool enough to throw a big party for strippers to come to.
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rickdugan
14 years ago
What complete crap that was. If you repeatedly hang out at a club and never tip a stripper you are highly likely to develop a rep as a deadbeat that just likes to hang out at strip clubs and soak up free shows. And if you burn girls' time in the club without ever paying them they will really come to dislike you.

While hookups happen, they are rare and that is for a reason. Once you walk in the door you become a customer to the girl, with all that this entails. Want to know the best way to pick up a stripper? Meet her someplace other than the club.

And I'm not sure why anyone would want to date a stripper anyway. Most of the girls are certified head cases. When I am done fucking a stripper the last thing I want is to get sucked into the drama that is invariably involved in her life.
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EarlTee
14 years ago
CTQ, I went to school with Ron Popeil's daughter. We called her Pocket Fisherman but it was just wishful thinking.
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sharkhunter
14 years ago
How to take her home? Throw her in her car and drive.

There should be a video for what to do when a dancer talks about meeting up with you without you asking anything and you have questions.
1. Does she only want to meet up or make out?
2. Does she really want to meet up but have you pay money for her time or for dances away from the club?
3. Does she want to meet up for money and sex for a given charge but she isn't talking about money yet?
How do you know which it is?
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sharkhunter
14 years ago
I forgot 4
4. If a dancer sneaks up on you and immediately suggests leaving the club to go have sex at her place and you never even saw her before or said a word to her, what do you do?
I guess that may depend upon how much you drank and how good she looks.
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
sh: For number 4, you say "no thanks" and send her on her way. 99.99% she's a ROB.
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
As for the question posed, why would you *want* to take her home? To a hotel, yeah, but not home.
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Player11
14 years ago
I believe its a fools errand to think a dancer is going to have sex with for for free.
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troop
14 years ago
^
why is that player?
i've done a few dancers, haven't paid for it yet although i do shop around sometimes i still haven't bought any ;)
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farmerart
14 years ago
I was infatuated with a lovely sexual athlete from Toronto for several months. I finally broke down and coughed up the cash to bring her out to Alberta for an extended weekend. Little head thinking!!She watched cartoons the whole weekend she was at Rancho farnerart!!!!! What a Moron!!! Tight pussy. though.
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inno123
14 years ago
What a ridiculous vid. The big closer is "I'm having a party". Hey guy, you could have opened with that offer and did just as well. Of course when a dancer hears 'party' she isn't thinking crackers, cheez-whiz, and card games. She is thinking gourment snacks along with premium liquor and/or great weed.

Save yourself the money and buy the VIP.
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ILiveAtStripClubs
14 years ago
Lame video, if you don't tip they'll think you're a cheap ass.
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LeeH
14 years ago
First of all, one look at the "expert" in this video and it's obvious that he's a virgin.

OK, now let's review the "expert's" plan:

1) Go when there aren't as many dancers, so that your odds are worse.
2) Ignore the very girls that you're trying to attract.
3) Take a hot chick to a club. Wait a sec, if I already have a hot chick, why am I going to the club in the first place?
4) Whatever you do, don't do the one thing that the club exists for -- you giving her money.
5) Throw a party and invite the girls that you ignored and didn't give any money to. Yeah, they'll come in throngs!

I think the sole purpose of this video was Jackson's lame attempt to up the chances that he'll ever see a naked woman outside a SC.
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