Fake or Natural?

I get into discussions all the time with SC dancers about breast implants and tattoos. I dislike both and use every opportunity to reward naturally breasted and tattoo-free dancers by buying lap dances/VIPs and tipping well. I mostly send away the implanted/tattooed ones, and while I do not say why I send them away, I always share with the natural girls why I'm buying their lap dances/VIPs. I hope the positive reinforcement will make them feel better about their natural selves and avoid the knife/needle. I don't know about you guys, I've never seen implants or a tattoo that's ever improved anything. For me, nothing beats the curve and feel of a natural breast, nor the allure of an unbroken expanse of naked skin extending from those lower back dimples (aka thumb holds) clear up to her shoulders while she's grinding on me.

I have a hypothesis that most guys do NOT like these alterations, but dancers think they do. And for implants, I think most women get them to look good under sweaters and tight blouses, which is meant to impress other women or make them envious, and not meant necessarily to please guys.

What I'd like to know is, do you like or dislike breast implants and/or tattoos? Nothing scientific here; just wanting to get a general read from my fellow TUSCLers.

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  • potheadpl
    14 years ago
    I like fake boobs. When I say "I like fake boobs", I mean I actively seek them out, and prefer them to naturals 90% of the time. Now, if we're talking about an 18 year old girl with flawless perky large B cups, that's OK. But once you get into the C cup range or over, say, 25(unless they have kids), I prefer the firmness and perfection of the fake boob.

    Tattoos aren't my bag. I don't mind a tramp stamp or something small and cute, but girls are getting carried away with large amounts of ink.
  • arbeeguy
    14 years ago
    I hate breast implants. When I find a girl has them I say nothing but they turn me off and I seldom pursue the girl. I often tell girls who don't have big tits that I love their tits exactly as they are and I hope they NEVER getimplants.

    However, in a sample of three girls who I knew over a long enough period of time to visit with them before-and-after implants, all three girls said their income increased dramatically after getting the implants. (I realize that might be SS, as it would be embarrassing to say the opposite, now wouldn't it.)
  • samsung1
    14 years ago
    I don't mind fake boobs but if they look cheap or in need of a follow up appt then I will avoid them. One of the most popular night shift dancers at kahoots is brena. She has her pictures on their girls page and her boobs are cheap looking and in need of follow up work.
  • Dudester
    14 years ago
    Rod, ditto bro.
  • troop
    14 years ago
    natural natural natural!!!
  • shadowcat
    14 years ago
    I've said it before. Statistics indicate that the favorite size for men, including me, is a natural 34B. But as long as men glorify big tits, women will continue to get boob jobs.
    Most of us don't like tats either BUT we would be missing out on some good dances if we passed up all strippers with fakes and tats.
  • Rod8432
    14 years ago
    arbeeguy - I heard that the implanted girls will tell natural ones they can make more money by getting implants. Also, some guys apparently suggest girls should get them (cut that out, you guys!) and even sometimes suggest they'll pay for it (maybe an investment for some later OTC?). As you say though, it may just be SS (or trying to quite their cognitive dissonance), because who's going to shell out a couple grand for a boob job and later say it was all for nothing?

    samsung1 - I could tell Brena's breasts were fake from the first picture. Attractive girl, but too bad she had to mess up a good thing. By the way, Kahoots has some kick-ass pictures of the girls; for natural, unblemished beauty, I'd pick Victoria and Shayla - Wow!
  • Rod8432
    14 years ago
    shadocat - No argument from me; tattoo-free dancers are pretty slim pickins in most clubs. So I practice a tempered realism. If most everything else is a go (eye contact, personality, body, natural breasts, and good old fashioned chemistry), I can minimize in my mind the distraction of a couple tattoos.

    As an aside, I find the placement of the tattoos is as much a consideration as their size and content. I an't get past tattoos that intrude into the pleasure zones - on the breasts, into the Y, and on the butt. They're distracting as all get-out, not sexy in the slightest, and who wants to read the name of a former boyfriend tattooed over a girl's pubis symphisis?

    The same goes for piercings, by the way. Aside from earrings and a cute bellybutton ring, who decided pierced tongues, noses, eyebrows, lips, and even clits were sexy? Ever crunch your teeth on a nipple piercing?

    On a related note, is it seems in the real world (and the escort world, now that I think about it), a naturally-breasted, tattoo-free, modestly-accessorized woman can command a premium. She's sophisticated, worldly, exotic, and most importantly, rare. It's like a mint-condition Mustang or 240Z without all the ground effects, spoilers, and decals guys so often heap on them. The pure form, the original design, is valuable precisely because its integrity is uncompromised. And because we as a species seem so intent on always junking up a good thing (Why did Spider-Man 3 need three villains?), an example of an item in its original, balanced , and beautiful form makes us sit up and take notice.

    Indeed, less is more...
  • txtittyfan
    14 years ago
    I don't mind them fake. It's what they do with them that counts for me.
  • snowtime
    14 years ago
    This topic comes up a lot. I always prefer natural with no piercings or tatoos. One of my current favorites is a small B spinner who is very cute but is adding tatoos at a rapid pace. Since her personality and the body itself sre so good I look past the tatoos. I can't understand why very attractive girls get the implants or body art. I am convinced that they would make more money by leaving everything natural. Must be peer pressure.
  • bigdude012
    14 years ago
    I know an asian dancer with very small breasts who considered implants (she loves when I push'em together and make em look big) I talked her out of it. Her body type is too small for it. Though on ocassion I just want to go face first into a woman with redicuously huge breasts

    Tats don't really affect me one way or the other. The only thing that really turns me off is a black woman who is trying to force the ghetto stereotype.

    BTW has anyone seen the woman with the world's largest boobs? I'm not sure if I should be attracted or repulsed.
  • shadowcat
    14 years ago
    bigdude, I think you are referring to Chelesa Charms. I did see her act at the Goldrush Showbar in ATL about 10 days ago. It was a freak show. You can see her at chelesacharms.com and her bio is on Wikipedia. Yuk!
  • R.Giskard
    14 years ago
    No No NO NO NO NO NO. PLEEEASE NO. Booob jobs are for boobs!

    I've seen too many girls with beautiful little breasts ruin them with those ... things. I actually prefer smaller perky breasts, though I'm starting to appreciate larger ones as long as they're full. Tits as big as your head actually turn me completely off. I'm not lookin for a dairy cow here. I guess they're getting better at it now, but they still look and feel fake. You might look good in clothes, but everyone who sees you naked will go, "oh a boob job". Sure if you got a pair of empty gym socks hangin there you gotta do sumpthin, but even a set of A cups if they're well formed are better than those ... things.

    Tattoos? Ya don't paint a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

    As for piercings. I guess I should be used to seeing them by now, but on first glance I can't help but go, "what the fuck is that on her face"???

  • Clubber
    14 years ago
    I care for neither, but especially tats. I can live with a good implant job not over done. Tats (major), no. Perhaps a little butterfly on the hip, I can tolerate. My ATF is an exception, however.
  • CTQWERTY
    14 years ago
    Met a dancer in Detroit who had one of each. I think the explanation was a birth defect, but it's been so long now I don't recall.
  • 10inches
    14 years ago
    can't stand tattoos or piercings. why would a beautiful woman deface her body!! as for tits, like'em all as long as they are BIIIIIIIG and firm!!
  • vincemichaels
    14 years ago
    I like natural the best, but there are some good doctors out there, and when my ATF had her most recent implant work done, I found no reason to stop enjoying her company. Bad boob jobs are to be avoided, IMO.
  • steve229
    14 years ago
    I've known a couple of dancers "before and after" their boob jobs and I much prefer the 'after' versions. Well done, proportional fakes that complimented their overall appearance in these cases.

    Lately naturals have started to feel strange to me, lol.


  • rickdugan
    14 years ago
    I love 'em pure and natural.
  • Rod8432
    14 years ago
    "Ya don't paint a mustache on the Mona Lisa."

    Thanks R. Giskard. Every once in a while, a pithy gem or nugget of wisdom emerges from one of these threads. I couldn't have put it better regarding my feelings about inking a tattoo on the canvas of a beautiful woman.
  • how
    14 years ago
    Tattoos are sad.

    Although I prefer natural breasts, minor surgical enhancements can be fine if done well.

    I would not make an issue out of either, because it's not my business.
  • georgmicrodong
    14 years ago
    Tats and piercings, yes, depending on the individual and the location.
    Fake boobs, some I've seen *look* good, but I've yet to feel a pair of fakes I like. A to C, natural and firm, but not hard, are my favorites.
  • potheadpl
    14 years ago
    I was a big science-fiction and comic book geek as a kid. I think that explains my fake boob fetish. That's as close as I can get to fucking a cyborg. LOL
  • pabloantonio
    14 years ago
    I have a favorite who has beautiful "D" enhancements. Yes they are real on the outside, they feel great, and she is absolutely stunning. There is nothing wrong with natural, I just love a great set of breasts and my girl has them.
  • pabloantonio
    14 years ago
    I agree with potheadpl, I think too many girls are abusing the ink and it takes away from their natural beauty.
  • pabloantonio
    14 years ago
    Oh, one more thing, a great set of enhanced breasts beats a little natural pair every time.
  • rider
    14 years ago
    Not a fan of fake boobs, but I do love tattoos and piercings. Yeah, they can be overdone, but one of best dancers I used to hang out with had all kinds of tattoos. Didn't hurt that she could carry a conversation, though!
  • gatorfan
    14 years ago
    I like throwing water balloons, but I don't like breast implants.
  • Notsosly
    14 years ago
    Obviously, I would prefer natural perfect B or C cups over fake perfect C cups. But I don't have a problem with them unless they are the overly large bolt-on boobs that feel hard like a bag of sand. I hate that shit. But when a boob job is well done and fits the girl's body size and frame, then I really like them, especially if all the girl needed to make her perfect was an upgrade from her A-cups.

    As for tats, it depends on the mood I'm in. Sometimes I'm in the mood for the rocker chick with the piercings and large amount of body ink. Othertimes I'm in the mood for a tat-free beauty.
  • EarlTee
    14 years ago
    20% of fake boobs are not too big, not too hard.
  • Rod8432
    14 years ago
    EarlTee - You bring up an interesting point, as have some others who draw a distinction between a "good" fake boob job and a "bad" one. While I agree that some look horrible - misshapen, uneven, too big, scars, etc. - I do acknowledge some look better than others.

    I think my issue goes to a deeper, sexual concern. For things that tie to sexual stimulation, such as breasts, vaginas, butts, skin, etc., I respond best to "natural." I think it's a consistent theme for me in that the tug in my pants declines in proportion the distance a woman veers away from a natural (and wholesome?) sexuality. So, in my mind, too much makeup, over-the-top slutty clothing, exaggerated surgical enhancements, tattoos, harsh accents, brusk personalities, etc, nearly always diminish a woman's sexual appeal.

    Interestingly, I DO like things that make a woman seem young, fresh, sweet, and kind/approachable. So although not natural on adults, shaved pussies are a real turn-on, as is a hairless body in general). I also like a sweet almost airy voice (but not too childlike), long simple hair styles, and women with blonds/lighter features.

    Perhaps all this discussion boils down to a "to each his own" kind of thing, without there being necessarily one generally better way to go than another. So for me, I guess I'll continue rewarding and encouraging natural women, and find comfort in knowing it's a big SC world out there, and there's enough to go around for everyone.
  • shadowcat
    14 years ago
    From a previous discussion topic

    Posted: 09/11/09


    I too prefer natural. I do know 2 dancers at my favorite club that have exceptional looking and feeling breasts. They were both done by the same surgeon. I even got any inquiry on here for the docs name. I got it and sent him the name and where he worked. I know one guy on here that paid $5.000 for his daughter to get a boob job. She was not even a dancer. That was several years ago, so I expect the price has risen to $7,000. They need to get redone every 8-10 years. You see a lot of older dancers that never got them redone. (money?)The one favorite was getting hers redone 2 weeks ago. She said that they would be a slight bit bigger but would feel much better. I can't to wait to check them out. Neither overdid it size wise.

    As a follow up. I have gotten to check her new boobs and they were just like she said that they would be.

    I would like to add that a lot of them get fakes to increase their self esteem. Which means impress men and other women.
  • harrydave
    14 years ago
    In general, I prefer natural. However, I also prefer a woman's breasts be in proportion to her overall size. My GF is 5'8" and around 140 lbs. She's just a large framed woman. She has enhanced breasts that run around 38D, and they look the right size for her body. However, there are plenty of strippers who are small-bodied and get a pair of DD's, which is the classic "bolt-on" look. That does not turn me on.
  • Chief69
    14 years ago
    Big fan of naturals for their feel. Fake ones look nice in a sweater, but most are hard to the touch.
  • how
    14 years ago
    Apparently, implants require vigorous massage early on to avoid hardening. I had a friend (with some benefits) who was a dancer in San Antonio. She got implants, and one lovely evening while we were laying on her couch, she took off her shirt and oiled up her new chest, then asked me to sit behind her and massage her breasts. They required a LONG massage, or else she was just enjoying it as much as I--she had me keep going for nearly an hour. I paid special attention to her nipples, but that was just me being selfish...
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