The Crazy Horse

So I went here based on the ratings and it left with mixed reviews. It took time to get used to the theater seating but it wasn't bad. The girls were all…

Went in on a weekday afternoon. My usual ATF here was not present, so I spent most of my time sitting stageside and tipping each dancer and spent some time with some…

I arrived at the Crazy Horse at around 9:00OM, so the club was fairly packed. The inside of the club is probably average compared to other clubs. The inside resembles that of…

OK, so I had a blast, no doubt about that. But it is one hell of an expensive place. But let me set the stage, so to speak: About…

Club located on Market Street in a slightly seedy area. Seems safe but somewhat run down with a number of homeless street people in the vicinity. Club has a combination…

Club located on Market Street in a slightly seedy area. Seems safe but somewhat run down with a number of homeless street people in the vicinity. Club has a combination…

My wife and I went and had a GREAT time with a tall, busty brunette who was more than hospitable... MUCH more. Many couples will go to a strip club for…

I stumbled through the doors a little 2:00 AM. They closed at 3AM on Friday night so this was a relatively short visit. Totally different vibe at the Crazy Horse compared to Gold…

This is my second visit to Crazy Horse. I didn't even plan to get a lap dance this time. I went there with a friend and we sit right next to the stage..…

I am normally a day shift person but had to work late and decided to head over to the horse to relax a little. I know the dayshift dancers and the vibe…

A converted old theater, 20 entrance free, a FIXED BATHROOM (yeah!) with a large stage and a perpendicular runway with three rows of seats on each side of the runway. Dancers…

Over the years I've been to Crazy Horse many times, it's always a hit and miss. But I have to say this last Wednesday afternoon it worked out well. I don't usually…

Stopped in on a Sunday evening right before the shift change so I got the happy hour special admission of $15. At the time, there were about 5-7 dancers on shift but…

Had to do some work in the city so I decided to make a day of it. Stopped by CH to check up on the dancers. I only recognized 2 out of…

This club is different from most I've been to, in that it has more of a theater layout - a bit different from the Chicago, Detroit and Washington Park (STL area) clubs…

The location of CH is always a bit sketchy, but nothing out of the ordinary has ever happened to me or my car parked in the vicinity. The place, if you're not…

Having moved here, I was a bit curious about the San Francisco clubs and have now visited CH, Centerfolds, Condor and Roaring 20s. Although the girls at CH aren't necessarily as smokin…

Stopped in on a Thursday night, looking for a good dance. When you arrive, the guy at the door asks for $25. I had my doubts. There is a big runway…

Overall better than I first expected. Good value in perv row and private dances were high mileage. Visited after work ended early on a Thursday (approximately 4 pm). Note…

A great trip to the Crazy Horse. I usually stop in once or twice a year when I'm in town. My last trip, I wasn't too happy about (didn't post…

I was in San Francisco on business. I hadn't been there in a few years and I heard that the Market Street Cinema wasn't up to the old days. I decided to…

This club is rapidly becoming my favorite in the city. The quality of the dancers is very good and even though the building is average/kinda beat, I believe the reason quality girls…

Back to the Horse. I was here on Oct. 20th to see the porn star performer, Alexis Texas. A few new dancers that I haven't seen before. A plus is they…

This place is a little different, it is set up like a movie theater with a stage at the center, lots of theater seating in rows, no tables. The girls are relentless in…

Been to Crazy Horse a few times when I am in town visiting friends. Usually get there between 1 and 3 am, depending on how the bars are treating me. There is…

I have been to this club a few times. And I always have a good time. They will have porn star Features on the weekend about 2x a month. I have seen…

The description if this club as being run down is exagerated. Likewise the neighborhood. That part of Market St is just blocks from a major downtown shopping area and close to the…

I rarely make it into San Francisco anymore, so when I had some time to kill Saturday afternoon, I decided to come in. The door guy gave me a $5 discount and…

There's nothing much to this club physically; it's ugly on the outside, ugly in the general dancing area, and ugly in the (semi-)private rooms off to the side. However, the ladies are…

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening, around 9pm. There were around 15 customers, with only a couple sitting up near the stage. I started out sitting in the 2nd row…

My first time in San Francisco and I decide to hit up this club. I parked about two blocks away and ran the gauntlet of interesting characters, hearing vendors if anyone…

Great club! Came about a year ago, the set up seemed very strange. I'm not sure why it's like a movie theater almost. I was not a fan of the set up…

Okay. This is one of the best clubs, or at least my favorite kind of club. The decor is a little tacky, but hey, who wants all this ultra-highend furniture…

Was in SF for the night and staying downtown so I decided to give CH a shot. There is $25 dollar cover to get in (IMO, a tad steep) and there is…

The $25 cover is a little steep and when you first enter, this club looks a little wierd because it feels like a small/ cheap movie theater. However, the quality of girls…

Crazy horse, first time went with a couple of friends. We actually didnt do much research and just decided to try it. The cover is usually around $20.It was a Sat afternoon and we…

This is a cool club. It's not the nicest place around, but the layout is pretty unique. Theater-style seats surround the stage, and if you sit near the stage and tip, the…

Went to the Crazy Horse on a Thursday evening, around 6:00. There was a good selection of dancers. Dancers continued to show up all through the evening. The runway stage offered…

I always stop by the place whenever I am in town. The selection of women in the club is very good. There is mostly a women for everyone from big breasts,…

Walk south down Market Street and right when things start getting skeezy, there's the Crazy Horse Theater. I paid $25 admission in the late afternoon but the entry fee varies. This is…

Made a trip a while back to check out Ashley. My very first lap dance was from an Ashley here at CH and I wanted to check if she was the…

Went back to the CH for another visit earlier this year. The entrance fee was $25 which is kind of expensive, but if you want to stretch out your dollar, they do…

I was visiting San Francisco and stopped by Crazy Horse. The theater seating set-up is very different from what I'm used to back East. My impression was that, as long…

One of the best clubs I've ever been to. Gianna was incredibly hot, and other dancers were great as well.will definitely go back every time I am in Sf. I'd love to…

This is my favorite club in SF. Probably because it's close to BART and there's a number of quality restaurants within walking distance. Now, I read there were quite a few girls…

In town on anotehr business trip, not much has changed here over the last year - this club is always a hot a miss depending on teh girls working and this week…

Showed up to the Crazy Horse around 11pm. All of the girls were texting or looking apathetic. I decided to ask one of the finer ones Giana for a private dance. It…

Despite lukewarm grade, this is my go-to club in SF, primarily because it has the slower cash burn rate of the SF clubs with a balance of reasonable dancer quality/mileage tradeoffs. Key…

Dropped by the Crazy Horse on a whim one Saturday afternoon. It is very easy to get to via BART if you live in the south bay. Was instantly accosted…

Well I have reviewed on this club before so not going to bore you with the layout of the club. I still consider it an awkward layout but it works. The…

I went to Crazy Horse after reading some reviews here. I was specifically looking for a dancer that would give a little 'extra' attention in the back room. I found Cherry (or…

Paid a visit to Crazy Horse a few weeks ago. It was about three on a Tuesday afternoon. I paid $20 entry at the door, then made a quick visit to the…

Not ready to call it a night so I checked the website for the evening's line-up and lo' and behold there was an old favorite, Niki, listed. A few minutes later…

Located on Market street, the dingy, run down part of Market but amazingly close to the upscale shopping district. Paid $25 to get in, get your hand stamped if you want…

It's been a while so I decided to visit CH again and very little has changed. Everything about the unusual layout and bad neighborhood have been well covered by previous reviewers. One…

I was staying in a hotel about three blocks from this place and had to pass it twice a day while going to and from meetings. My last day in town,…

This is the first and only club in SF I've been to, so I can only compare it to places I've been in other cities. I went three times during my…

The club, like almost every other clubs in the city, is located in downtown. So always be expected to have difficulties finding street parking. Paid parking lots are in the area. The…

I had heard so many great things about this place, I was really looking forward to a visit. However, I must admit I was sadly disappointed. Other reviewers have commented on the…

Crazy Horse is on Market Street about a block from the main shopping district. Although there are a lot of homeless guys, its reatively safe being a main street -- just part towards…

After not being here for two years, I enjoyed coming back. But I also learned, that the club can very much be two-faced. The first stop was on a Sunday around 9…

Another trip to CH to confirm mileage of other reviewers. Had VIP with Tara and Barbie and a bikini lap with Unique. Tara was a standard VIP and offered extras…

Flashback one year ago: I decided to give CH a visit after reading some reviews here about the extras in the private areas. It was my first time in this club, so I…

Went to the Crazy Horse and had an experience very similar to the last reviewer. The club itself is a little dingy and run down, but let's face it that's not what…

This was my third time to Crazy Horse. I went with the intention of enjoying the $1 mini-laps for awhile (even those are very hot) and then trying out a few…

Just thought I should share my past experience at the horse. I've been going to the horse for 3 years before relocating to LA in 2011. It is my favorite SC in…

I am in the SF area again and decided on another visit to CH. I am glad I went because there were over 20 women working tonight and it was crowded…

Just a quick review on a special house show night. Sunny Leone was in the house for the weekend and her Thursday night show was pretty impressive giving all the front row…

First time to this place, went in on a Thursday night around 8pm. Prior reviews are accurate about the seating and layout—kind of weird. In general, the Crazy Horse has…

I was here Thursday January 13th and 20th after Midnight. I know I've reviewed this club many times but it's my go to club in the Bay Area. Despite the theater style…

Made my return to Crazy Horse after 6 years away. $25 entry. The layout is exactly as I remember it with the theater seating and private dances out of sight…

Went on a Thursday night at around 7pm and there were about 8 dancers. All were pretty hot. 4 white, 2 Asian ,1 black and 1 native American-Irish mix. Dancers were hot…

Aside from Mitchell Brothers, Crazy Horse is the only other large, independent strip club in San Francisco. It's located only about a block and a half from the main shopping/tourism headquarters…

I have been here many times myself. It is the best spot if you are in San Francisco. Best in the sense of value for your investment. Park in…

This is my umteenth time at Crazy Horse. I really like this place except for the stage style seating. But that is a personal preference of mine. This evening…

I have not been to the CH for a good 18 months as I live in LA and have not had as many opportunities to travel to SF for work. I had…

The Crazy Horse was the very first strip club I ever went to so it will always be a little special. The theater style set-up is definitely unique but makes for…

I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago with a few hours to kill one late afternoon, so I decided to revisit the Crazy Horse.  It was about a 10 minute…

Crazy Horse has long been my favorite of the Market Street SCs. Dropped by on Tuesday evening after a long time out of town and nothing much has changed. The stage is a good…

I've visited CHT a number of times, and this most recent visit didn't disappoint. I wasn't in a private dance mood so I spent all my time (and $$) tipping at the…

On a vacation in San Francisco, I went to this club to see what the buzz was all about. Most of the girls here are very attractive and the stage dances get…

Got finished with a project a day early so based on reviews decided to visit the Crazy Horse. Twenty-five dollar cover charge was a little steep, but I figured it's San Francisco, not…

There are clubs that look and feel as if only bad or unhappy things will ever happen there, but thankfully the Crazy Horse or at least many of its dancers manage to…

This was my second visit to CH. I was very hopeful that I would see the same dancer I had gone private with last time. I walked in and was…

I was in San Francisco running some errands. I got to the city early but my meeting wasn't until the evening. With the entire afternoon to kill, I wandered around…

Went back to CH for another round of sexy women. Decided to go in the afternoon early evening because admnission is cheaper before 6PM and had plans later that day. As usual…

Went into Crazy Horse after the Giants lost a playoff game and was just looking for some quick action. The place is set up more like a theater than a strip…

Stopped by on Sunday night. Probably 8 dancers working and about 20 guys sitting around. Seemed fairly quiet and low energy tonight. The dancers that were working were fairly attractive overall. Most…

6:30 PM. The day shift names were still on the board, and a couple of the night shift girls, Bunny and Diamond. Nikita’s name was there also and I assumed she was working…

Sadly because of lack of competition in the San Francisco market, Crazy Horse is emerging as the most reliable, dependable strip club in the group. Mitchell Brothers has gotten way too…

Have been here twice, leaving with different impressions each time. In both cases the dancers were friendly and plentiful and the staff laid back. For out of town guests, be prepared for…

Went on a Saturday at 930 and was pretty disappointed at first. The first few dancers looked gross although they were eager to please anyone who put out a dollar bill. As…

Been to Crazy Horse a few times while I was in San Francisco for business. Great spot, friendly girls a couple of hustlers. Got a lap dance from 3 girls 2 were very…

I have been here many times over the years. There is a small lobby area at the front where you pay, with an ATM machine in the corner and a…

Thought I'd check out the Crazy Horse after being disappointed with the quality of dancers down the street at the Market Street Cinema. Let's just say I was not disappointed.…

This is fast becoming my favorite club ever since Rick's in Seattle was shut down. Went in on a weekday afternoon, found about 10 dancers and slightly less patrons.…

Went on a Friday afternoon and the club was quiet. Maybe only 5 customers there so it felt strange, especially with the runway setup in the club. Nonetheless, I sat…

This is one of the better strip clubs I been too, dancerwise anyway. You walk in and pay at the counter and proceed and walk in the back to the club.…

This was a disappointing trip to the Crazy Horse. It was a challenge to get in as there was a concert at the theatre next door just going in as I…

Most of the other reviews are fairly accurate. Kind of a scummy place but they had some decent talent. Very odd layout of the place complicates things. The regular dances are…