I arrived at the Crazy Horse...

I arrived at the Crazy Horse at around 9:00OM, so the club was fairly packed. The inside of the club is probably average compared to other clubs. The inside resembles that of a theatre, except that the seats surround a thin, long stage instead of a giant screen. I don't know if the DJ should be considered a DJ considering how he seems to just play songs instead of actually doing anything with them, but I honestly didn't care too much about that because my attention was focused on the ladies. If you're expecting to see top tier dancing, then Crazy Horse isn't for you, but if you enjoy grabbing some ass and titties and just feeling up the girls in general, then this IS the place for you. The lap dance (or topless dance) area is located in a secluded area away from the main stage. However, you are still out in the open - meaning other people can see you and you will most likely see others receiving a topless dance as well. If you want some more privacy, then you can try a private dance in which the dancer takes you to a private small room with a small couch and chair, in which she gets completely naked and it's just you and her. You're gonna need to cough up $100 for a private dance and it only lasts for about 10 minutes :\

Now, onto the dancers. Starting by knocking out the bad stuff first - if you intend to get a private dance or lap dance and your dancer leads you to the ATM machine, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let her control the machine. The second after I put in my debit card and entered my PIN, the dancer immediately started pressing buttons and the next thing I know, $200 was withdrawn from my bank account + the $5 charge for using the machine.

Aside from that little mishap, Crazy Horse had a fairly good amount of quality girls - majority being white or Asian. The general vibe is about 50/50 among all of the dancers when I went - about half of them had the "whatever I'm just doing this cause it's my job" expression while the other half really looked like they enjoyed what they were doing and enjoyed your company. Regardless of the dancers vibe, I'd say 80% of them looked absolutely fine. Tips get you a long way in this club, considering how tipping $2 can generally (notice I said GENERALLY) get you a mini lap dance at the front of the stage. The girls of Crazy Horse also seem to be more laid back in the sense that they won't force you to get a lap dance with them. You can easily decline and they will simply be on their way. In addition to the dancers came the featured porn stars, who definitely made the night. If you're gonna go to Crazy Horse, definitely come on the nights of the feature models. You specifically want to show up at feature performances that show after 12:00AM because a lot of the dancers are sitting around enjoying the show as well. Hell, two dancers behind me were throwing down $1's in front of me because it was my birthday, and the feature pornstar, a fetish model named Rubber Doll, gave me a really good reason to be there.