I was in San Francisco running...

I was in San Francisco running some errands. I got to the city early but my meeting wasn't until the evening. With the entire afternoon to kill, I wandered around Market Street. I've been to Crazy Horse before, a long time ago, and thought I would check it out again. I got in with just a $15 cover since it was very early. I must have been the first or second customer because there was no one dancing when I got there, and then the announcer started calling names of dancers.

The layout has a "T" shape stage, with poles at the top of the "T". Chairs are arranged along the long stage, facing each other. There were 3 rows of seats by the T stage. Separating this front section is a small aisle and then there are additional rows of seats. I think the etiquette is that if you're sitting near the stage, dancers don't approach you. If you're sitting in one of the additional seats, still watching the show, you're open for business.

I sat in one of the additional seats and got approached by a gorgeous korean girl. She asked if I wanted some company, but I wanted to scope out the talent first. She was cool with that and sat with me, making comments about the girls as they came out. Eventually, she left when she realized that I really meant to just watch first. A few other girls came by but they weren't pushy. I went to the stage seats for some close up viewing. No more girls came asking for private sessions, but etiquette requires constant tipping. That was ok with me, they work hard for their money. The girl who sat next to me at the beginning was on stage and I was able to get a nice gynecological view. Not a hair down there! Either because I tipped her well or because I was the only one in the first row, she spent her entire 3 songs with me. After her and a few more dancers, I went back to the other section. She came out, offered, and this time I accepted. We went to the couch room and basically continued what we started by the stage. She was great and next time it won't be years between visits.