I was in San Francisco a...

I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago with a few hours to kill one late afternoon, so I decided to revisit the Crazy Horse.  It was about a 10 minute walk from my hotel and I had a pleasant time there a year or so ago.

Other reviews will describe the setup, looks like it's been setup that way for decades, a throwback to the old burlesque shows.  If you sit in the front row near the stage, you'll get a good amount of attention for just a couple bucks.  Definitely you'll see pink, and she'll most likely give climb down off the stage and give you a mini-lap dance.

If you want a full lap or private dance, move to the chairs near the back of the theater, and one of the girls will stop by to check in on you.  Your options are a lap dance in a communal room for either $20 bikini or $40 topless, or a private dance in a separate booth, 3 songs for $100.