The Crazy Horse

Same as reviewers before, it's like a theater. If you sit on the front row surrounding the stage, you might get a mini lapdance (light touching was available). They have three options…

The layout of this club is a bit odd, as when you walk in, there are rows of seats, just like in a movie theater. The first set of seats all…

Always a good time at the Crazy Horse. When you enter between 6-7 PM cover charge is only $15. At the end of the day shift and beginning of the evening shift…

An old standby with sometimes really hot women and other times not so much. The lap dances are as much contact as you want (no sex, as far as I could tell).…

I went to the Crazy Horse last Monday between 5 and 6pm. My first time to a strip club, so please excuse my naivety. Entry was $20. When I…

Got there around 10:30 on a Wednesday night. Parked at the garage at 5th and Mission & walked over to the club. $25 cover. Soon as I got in there, I…

Well, I won't address the seating arrangement as there have been many accurate descriptions of the odd theatre seating. The stage side interaction is very good from the front row.…

I've been at this club number of times over the years and from one night to the next or one month to the next your experience can vary substantially. Not a…

After reading the reviews, I decided to try this out during a recent trip to SF. What everyone says about the theater seating is correct. What an odd arrangement. The level of contact…

I was here April 24th I usually go to Crazy Horse during the day. The dancers are not as hot but the dances are so much better, and the value is better…

Went to this place on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago and have mixed feelings about it. Sure, it is a weird layout being an old theater and all but…

CH has been changing quite a bit since the recession. Given the sharp drop in number of visitors, girls have been a bit more mercernary in service. Very friendly girls…

Went to this club on a Saturday evening. There were a decent number of dancers there and they were decent looking. No stunners but no uglies either. The set…

I really wasn't planning on stopping in on a mid Friday afternoon. I wanted to try this ramen noodle place and thought I'd work up an appetite first. There were quite a…

HMMM went to Crazy Horse in SF 2 weeks ago... can't say that I regret it. First we got there about 30 min before closing time (2 am), on a week night.…

Ahh, back to my club! After a kind of disappointing trip out to the HiLiter Gentlemen's Club in Phoenix, Arizona I had to make my way back to my club of…

The theater setup here is different. A large front stage, with a high runway out into the audience. Tipping at the front row may get a mini-lap dance stage side…

Real value on a quiet night. Sit right up at the stage and get it right in your face for a few bucks, with a grab to boot. Like a $2 lap…

Visited CH during their noon happy hour. From 12-1 the cover drops to $15, but despite having about 8 dancers and 8 customers. the club was unusually slow. They ran…

Crazy Horse remains one of the top clubs in San Francisco. It offers an unbeatable value in terms of Lapdances. For $20, you will get the most mileage at Crazy Horse than…

I went to CH after a few years off. I don't mind the theater style layout and the seat along the stage are just fine. The dancers are very interactive and get…

Visiting San Fran for business and had heard about the Crazy Horse Theater. Stopped by at about 10:00 pm and paid the cover. The lay-out is weird with theater seating…

After being away from the club scene for quite a while, I ventured in here to see if I had been missing anything. Boy, am I glad I did!…

It has been a few years since I had been to the Crazy Horse, but I was in SF late on a Friday evening with some cash in my pocket so I…

I really do not know why some say the neighborhood is sketchy. I walked alone from my hotel 3 blocks away after 9PM and did not feel unsafe. The manager at the…

I went there on a Wednesday with a friend of mine. The place is very easy to find, about a 5 minutes walk from Union Square. The cover was $25,…

Stopped by when I was in town after reading the reviews here. As mentioned, the club is a little unique with its stage set up. It was fairly empty when…

Not a bad trip to the Crazy Horse. I've been there a few times before, this time I decided to hang more at the stage. It's a great value -…

Make an afternoon visit on a rainy day. there were about 8 dancers there and all were average and bored except a trim Latina. She say right on my lap ang did…

I have been to CH a bunch of times. There are a wide variety of ladies to choose from with makes this club a great spot for every taste. I love the…

It has been a while since my last visit so I visited again when I was intown for business. The club itself is pretty much the same, but the quality and…

Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving. There were a lot of pretty dancers here of all colors and shapes. Lots of Asians, sisters, brunettes, blonds, and others. Basic lap dance is not…

I came in on Monday 12/28 and it was my first time here. The normal cost to get in was $25, but the guy at the front let me in for $15.…

This club is definitely a different experience. It's an old converted movie theatre, with a single runway. Theatre seats surround the single stage, and there are seats as you walk…

I Was in SF on business a couple weeks ago, but traveling with a couple guys who wouldn't appreciate the fine art of strip clubbing - go figure! I stopped in…

Stopped by during my latest trip to SF on Nov 9. Previous visits were positive and I was expecting pretty much the same. When I walked in, there was a hot looking…

Went in on a Friday early evening, still light outside. Like others have said, Market St. is fairly seedy, but not too dangerous. Parking was an issue; I walked over…

First time here in September. Saw an ad in a local coupon book at the Hotel and walked over. The theatre is a short walk from the downtown convention center. As you…

I was here on October 22 around 11pm. Back to my favorite SF spot. I was with some friends and thought about going to Broadway Showgirls first, but I didn't want to…

Went to CH after a long hiatus due to the economy. Was attracted by the hiring of new dancers over the summer. Despite a slow economy, CH is still buzzing.…

if super-high-mileage laps are your thing; try the Crazy Horse Gentleman's club on Market & 6th in downtown SF. The Crazy Horse is one of the best, if not THE best option…

Was there in the early evening on a weekend night and there were not many others in the club. I watched the stage show from three girls and they were all…

Arrived in about 9PM on Friday. Sat back in the cinema style seats and watched the main stage for a while. A few girls sat on my lap and asked if I…

I dropped in on a Thursday afternoon as I had not been in the there in a couple of years. The club had not changed much in appearance. Still $20 to…

I was in town for business and decided to check this club out. Pretty interesting club. It's a little different from most clubs you will visit. The stage is set up like…

Arrived in SF this past Saturday and decided to check out the Crazy Horse. When you walk (after paying the cover) there are a number of theater style seats where…

I visited Crazy Horse for the first time on a recent business trip to SF. I was very happy with the experience there, and some of the dancers that night were pretty…

Recently I went with my girlfriend to Crazy Horse. This is not the type of club that you normally see couples at (such as Centerfolds, which occasionally has them), so I…

Was in SF for business for the first time in about a year, and I had a free evening so I decided to go back to CH. Fairly quiet on a Tuesday…

Back to The Crazyhorse again, this time on a Sunday night. I usually go during the week when my favorite girl is working, but I was in the neighborhood and my…

My first TR after lurking for some time; I won't ask you to be gentle, but if the criticism is constructive, I probably won't ignore it. Sorry if it's verbose, but…

Have visited several times. As others have remarked, the layout is unusual with a long center stage with seating on both sides and the rest set up like a movie theatre. The…

Went by last week to check out the porn star feature, Charmane Star. One thing that annoys me is that they up the door fee to $30 when a really popular…

I had never been to the Crazy Horse in San Francisco. I was walking down Market Street on a Monday night. As usual lots of "unique" people were out on…

Went by Crazy Horse on a Tuesday afternoon with a plan to see Tiffany who i"d seen before. Not many girls there at this time of day but Tiffany was and I…

Oh, the Crazy Horse!!! This place sure comes across as anything and everything under one roof. And then they have occasional porn stars visiting for feature shows.…

I was here on April 9th around 9pm. In the San Francisco Bay Area this is probably the best value your going to find at a strip club, in my totally biased opinion. Door…

I was in SF on a business trip and decided to stop and check this place. $25 to get in after 7:00. As many have said, this is a strange lay out…

I love to visit San Francisco, but I haven't posted about SF clubs lately. But nychuck in his 2/5/09 post made me want to chime in. He nailed it! It's like they…

I would have to say that I enjoyed my visit to CH. I was killing time and decided to stop by. Though the girls are not all model material, they have unique…

I can never understand San Francisco strip clubs. It's as though nothing has changed since 1978 - the same mirrors, the same sort of depressed, dirty old man feeling. Crazy…

Fairly dingy looking place, far less upkeep than the joints I've been to elsewhere in the country--but seemed par for the course in San Francisco. The stage was a bit awkward,…

Swung by CH around 10pm on a Saturday. The whole theater style seating is new to me. The moment you walk in, it's like a movie theater style seating with a center…

My buddy and I stopped by Crazy Horse on a lazy afternoon. Not alot of girls dancing, maybe 7 or so. And even less patrons in the audience. One girl…

Went on a friday afternoon and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of dancers here. Waited for about an hour before I took a lovely dance from Aisha. Very smooth and sensual.…

I visited CH on a Tuesday night in early December and was very disappointed. I only saw about 4 or 5 girls in the place, and really wasn't motivated by any of…

Went on a saturday afternoon. Karma had a really sexy pink bikini on and stopped by, had a few dances from her and had a lot of fun. Milage was awesome. Will…

though i like the ch, this visit proves that your milage will vary. the technology at this place is definitely amusing. the dancers check in and out of the vip…

I was recently at CH for the afternoon shift and they're still using the unpopular "token" system for dances. Dancers there seem really dissatisfied with management and the club seemed a…

Arrived around 8:45 and was there about 1.5 hours. Tipped cream first. She was pretty playful but went off with another guy. Then came a young hot asian girl…

I am from PDX. So I was looking forward to a stripclub experience with a 2-way LD. I was not disappointed. I have been here only once before. The cover charge was…

Went on a saturday afternoon. Not many dancers on stage, but I like it this way as the mileage tends to be way more than if it was crowded. Took a dancer…

I apologize but the review I wrote a few weeks ago was meant for the Market Street Cinema. I was confused when I wrote the review. The Crazy Horse is much better.…

Went there at 9 PM. They are not part of the clubs that you can text and get a discount off of the entrance fee. first timers should know that this place…

I popped in Crazy Horse just to see this new dancer, Mia Haze. I read about her and when I saw her name on the dancers board, I decided to check…

A late night stop at the Crazy Horse ended up being fun, but not spectacular time. One of the problems with the club is that it is in a bad neighborhood…

Was in SF about a month ago and hit the CH on a Tuesday night. Lots of girls that I hadn't seen in a while, and the vibe was pretty good, even…

Just an update on my review one post below. Mia Haze was really fun. Very reasonable in negotiating a price, and no attempts to upsell. Very friendly and eager to please ... and…

The facility has been updated. They charge a flat $25 to enter. Unlike before you have access to the whole club. The furishings are nice now. However, when I was there no…

Stopped in at CHT after reading lots of positive reviews on TUSCL. I used to be a fan of NCT, MBOT and MSC, but all of those seem to have gone downhill…

First time to the Crazy Horse. I was a little surprised by the size of the place. It was smaller than expected. The runway-style stage had some fixed seating…

CH has really improved in 2008 - lots of new and young dancers. Lots of cute new blondes, brunettes, and redheads. Sat night is getting a little too crowded though,…

Tried a day time visit to CH since I had a good night visit before. Most of the girls were 4-6, the exception being the two house girls that were supposed…

Stopped in on a recent visit to the West Coast. I had not been here for several years, but I had good experiences last time. This time - not so…

I dropped by the Crazy Horse on Friday evening looking to kill some time before dinner. I'd had good experiences at this club before on Friday and Saturday nights. However, this would…

Some very good dancers, but were just decent looking. However, there was one gorgeous girl over there who I took for a private show and was overall pretty good. They had a…

I had some time to kill before leaving for the airport, so I came here a few weeks ago on a weekday afternoon. Very different area of town from the Broadway strip…

Went on a weekend afternoon for a change - very different environment. You can actually grab a girl for a dance instead of wafting through sausage. Less selection, but you…

Stopped by the Crazy Horse Wednesday evening around 6:30 pm and sat in an aisle chair close to the stage. As you enter,there are about 6 rows of theatre-style seating facing the…

Actually made two visits (so my comments can be statistically significant :-), one Thursday evening and one Saturday afternoon. It had been years since I'd been at this club (does anyone…

I was in SF on business for a few days, staying downtown. Decided to take a walk to Crazy Horse, glad I did. Met Leaha, a very nice, sweet, sexy, easy going…

Got to the horse around 9:30pm with a dozen or so guys in the crowd. Mallory was on stage when I arrived. Her stage show was pretty hot – more sensual and erotic…

This was my first trip to a theater style club. It was Saturday night and it was crowded. The feature performer was going on stage and there were almost no seats left.…

After hanging out at the Gold Club for an hour and a couple of expensive drinks and air dances, went over to Crazy Horse to get some real action. It is…

I've been here twice in the last couple of months. The SF clubs have always been pricey, but lately it seems to have gotten out of hand and very little value. It's…

As the previous reviewers said, the layout of this place is weird. Movie theatre style seats around the stage then in the back. Dancers are not bad, but there is…

The club is in a somewhat scary part of town. I parked in a parking garage called 5th and Mission parking (Mission Street between 4th and 5th). It's about…

This faltering economy was starting to stress me out. I guess I could have just as easily sat at home watching internet porn but I'd probably end up with that "repetitive motion"…

R.O.B. ALERT- watch out for Taj (Short for Taj Mahal)- she promised to world and as soon as I went to the $100 private and paid her another $100 tip- she turned…

Crazy Horse is my local club, and I recently stopped by to check on the quality of the dancers and dances available. The layout is more of a traditional strip club theatre…