The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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tuscl
Aug 21, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Not Provided Evening

I have been here many times over the years. There is a small lobby area at the front where you pay, with an ATM machine in the corner and a list of the girls dancing behind the cashier. There are two ramps that swoop around to the main room, with a no frills bathroom on the left. In the main room, there is theater style seating with an elevated stage and a couple poles. There are a couple VIP areas, basically just stalls. No frills.

The girls here are a mixed bag. Some are young and slender, but some are old and overweight. The stage shows are quite visceral. I have had girls undo my pants to sneek a peek, rub my glasses around their clits, and spread their holes inches from my nose. All for a couple bucks. Awesome. I wish I'd go to the club just for that, but somehow I always end up being sucked into an expensive private dance. Some girls are great on stage and awful con artists in the backroom, and it's expensive to find out which girls are really worth the money, because most are not. As such, I've only really gone in the back with my ATF lately, Lena. She and her sister are Russian and are by far the nicest girls at the club. She's as proper a girl as any I've seen, she doesn't hustle and offers no extras, but gives the most sensuous dance if you treat her with respect. Please do. And have a great time!

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