The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening,...

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jdoggy
Sep 24, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening, around 9pm. There were around 15 customers, with only a couple sitting up near the stage. I started out sitting in the 2nd row near the stage, which I later figured out was loser's row. You're not at the stage, getting mini-laps or tipping, and you're not in the seats in the back getting hit on for lap dances.

So I moved to the stage for a couple songs, then moved to the back seats. I got approached by a few girls that didn't quite interest me. Then a tall brunette walked out from the back, walked straight towards me, sat down and said, "I choose you." Now that line might have worked on me a year ago - in fact it did. But this night, I didn't chose her (Giana).

Instead I chose Marissa, a latina with a very nice booty. Dances here are a bikini lap dance in an open room for $20, topless for $40, or all nude VIP in a private booth for 3 for $100. My recommendation is to go for a $20 or $40 first, see if you connect with the girl, then do the VIP.

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