The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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john_boob_fan
May 24, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Paid a visit to Crazy Horse a few weeks ago. It was about three on a Tuesday afternoon. I paid $20 entry at the door, then made a quick visit to the loos on the left before going in to the club. The loos just have two urinals... no stalls... but are a good place to "adjust your clothing" for the delights within.

The club itself is a long room, with an aisle down the middle and rows of seats on either side. At the far end is a long thin stage projecting into the rooms, with rows of seats facing it on either side. The girls come out along the stage while they dance, and if you want to interact with them, then you sit in the seats by the stage. I wanted to watch for a bit, so I sat in the movie-style seats, near the front.

After a minute or two, a pretty Asian girl, slim with long black hair, came to talk to me. She put her hand on my thigh and told me her name. Within a few sentences she had slid her hand over and was massaging my packet. It was kind of weird, making smalltalk with a girl while she massaged my dick in public--but very horny. I wasn't intending to buy a lap dance so soon, but when she suggested one after a few minutes, I thought that a girl who fondles your privates in public isn't likely to disappoint in private, so I went for it.

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