The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Despite lukewarm grade, this is my...

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minnow
Jun 6, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Despite lukewarm grade, this is my go-to club in SF, primarily because it has the slower cash burn rate of the SF clubs with a balance of reasonable dancer quality/mileage tradeoffs. Key elements as follows:

CLUB ORIENTATION/COSTS- First step is getting there. BART is a good option with club being a 5 minute walk from Powell St. BART station. Round trip fare was $16.20 from SFO airport (International Terminal houses station). Interrestingly, trip is actually quicker from stop near Oakland airport hotels ( about 30 minute ride), and both places have 3 trains/hr. going downtown. Last train leaves for SFO airport at 105am, Oakland about 1225am, so plan accordingly. Cover charge was $25, club is no frills, with soda & snack machines in back of club.

DANCER CREW- Guessing about 20 or so dancers there of varying ethnicities, 1/5 black, 1/4 asian, rest split between latina/cauc. Attractiveness range, mid, no real stunners or dogs. They were pleasant enough, though evenly divided between "wannadancers", and those who would at least chat a little. With stageside seating mostly crowded, I sat in the theater seats back from stage, which yields more approaching dancers. I chose a couple who chatted with me a bit for dances.

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