The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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vowelball
Sep 16, 2011, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Wednesday Evening

Okay. This is one of the best clubs, or at least my favorite kind of club. The decor is a little tacky, but hey, who wants all this ultra-highend furniture and thick carpet when you're just going out to a strip club. Its about the club operation and the girls. Oh, just a quick restroom note. Don't Go.

Giant long runway. and nothing else. If the crowd is thin, you have to coax the dancers down the runway by throwing a coupla bux on the "stage" It's all fine really. For a few bux more, they slide off the stage and into your lap. If you are in the front row.

Strict rules do not allow lap dancers to approach patrons at the runway. If you see someone you like, go the main seating section and you'll likely be joined by a chatty, very attractive dancer looking for your intimate company. Not too pushy, in general. and no sneers if politely decline. You feel like you are among friends.

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